Here are some Silly Jokes for those of you with a silly sense of Humour
A man was eating his tea and there was a knock at the door, He went to open the door and there was a snail there. The snail said have you got any food you can give me?". The man was feeling a bit pissed off having his tea interrupted so he drop kicked him down the path.
Six months later the man is eating his tea and theres a knock at the door. He opens the door and theres a snail sitting there and it says "What did you do that for?"
A man was walking along one day when he was stung by a wasp. It hurt for a bit but it soon went down so he didn`t worry about it. Next morning when he got up the sting had swollen right up and being a bit worried he went to the doctors and after explaining what had happened asked for some cream to rub on it. "Don`t be silly" said the doctor" it`l be miles away by now".
There was once a black and white knight living in a black and white country full of black and white dragons and black and white castles. One fine black and white day the black and white knight went to the black and white castle where the black and white king lived with his beautiful black and white daughter. The black and white knight kneeled before the black and white king in his black and white throne and asked for his black and white daughters black and white hand in a black and white marriage. The black and white king told the black and white knight to go and kill a great black and white monster in a far away black and white valley that had been eating some of the black and white kings black and white peasants. So the black and white knight got on his black and white horse and rode across the black and white kingdom past black and white villages and black and white forests until he reached the black and white valley where the black and white monster lived. After a great black and white battle the black and white knight injured the black and white monster mortally. The black and white knight lifted his great black and white sword above his black and white head and chopped of the black and white monsters black and white head. He placed it in a great black and white bag and rode off on his black and white horse past the black and white villages and the black and white forests to the black and white kings black and white castle. The black and white knight carried in the black and white monsters black and white head and lay it before the black and white king and his black and white daughter and said "Your royal black and whiteness, may I have your royal black and white daughters black and white hand in a royal black and white marriage" and the black and white king turned to his black and white daughter so she could choose. And the black and white daughter of the black and white king said "no".
Whats brown and sticky?, a stick!
Two goldfish sitting in a tank, one says to the other, "so how do you drive this thing?".
