Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; Klingons aren?t afraid of the dark..

Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?
A: Execute it for failure.

Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?
A: Execute him for cowardice.

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000

Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them!

Q: What is Captain Picards Biggest pet peeve?
A: When they replace his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
A: Mr. Scott: ?Cos my wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain.
A: Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim!! I?m a doctor not a farmer!
A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.
A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?
A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.
A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.
A: Computer: Insufficient information.

Q: Have you heard about the book on Betazeds?
A: It?s by: Ophelia Paine.

Q: Have you read the book ?Go to Warp 9 . . .??
A: It?s by: N. Gage.

Q: Have you red the book ?Cannot Say Can?t??
A: It?s by: Anne Droid

Q: Have you read the book ?Damn it Jim??
A: It?s by: Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.

Q: What did one Borg say to another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?
A: Hoisted by our own Picard.