These are fucked up people that Shen knows they are cross-referenced so you know who the hell they are. In any stories about Shen, there will be a link to any people mentioned, to avoid further confusion.
Shen's Mom's boyfriend. He's also the father of Heather and Little Mo. He cared for, but is supposedly not the father of Derek, Josh, and Adam. I don't know who else could have spawned Derek though. And the other thing is, I can't picture anyone wanting to have sex with Dot, Big Mo's ex-wife. Big Mo is redneck incarnate. He's vile. He's everything that's wrong with the world. He's fat with an earring and a goatee, and a vast collection of Family Letters magazines. He thinks that the ultimate evolution of gaming came with the Sega Genesis, though he's been know to play Final Fantasy VII GOING STEP BY STEP THROUGH THE STRATEGY GUIDE!!! HE HAS NO SKILL!!! Any fighting game you play with him, he shouts, "No special moves," because he doesn't know any. He cannot comprehend what a Hadouken motion is. See, he's such a bitch. I hate him. With every fiber of my being.
Leslie is Shen and Sarah's mom. She's sort of a pathological liar, but she's also the one who lets me come over and gives Shen a roof over his head, so she's not that bad. But then again, she's had sex with Big Mo, multiple times, willingly. Excuse me, I need to retch.
Shen's little sister. Better groomed then the Skinners. And she gets preferential treatment from Leslie, her mom. Always asking for money, food, and news about my sister who's the same age as her. Now living in Georgia with relatives for some reason. Possibly due to excessive molestation from Big Mo.
Not really a whore, but she's a Skinner, so you never know what's in store. When Shen and his clan lived upstairs, her butt was disproportionately large for her body, and we'd tease her about it. She eventually, um grew into it I guess. She's now living with Dot, her biological mother. She's also fucked half of the rednecks in Cortland.
Possibly the most normal of the Skinner except that he's really short and may not have hit puberty even though he's 15 or so. He's definitely more intelligent than the rest of them. He also possesses decent Goldeneye skills. He was moved from the Skinner home to his mom Dot's, and then to foster care. Current whereabouts are unknown.
He's looked and acted like he's 4 ever since I've known him. I think he's 8 now. Whiny, annoying and has a big head. Before I got a Nintendo 64, I'd bring my Super Nintendo to Shen's. He'd wake up at like 5 am, knock on Shen's bedroom door and whine, "Can I play Super?"
"No, damn you. I'm trying to sleep."
"Pleeeeeeease?"
"No, later."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"Shut up. I'll let you play it later."
(Fake crying) "C'moooon. Pleeeeease?"
"SHUTTHEFUCKUPANDLETMESLEEPGODDAMNYOU!!!"
Then it would repeat 5-10 minutes later. He also looks frighteningly like Big Mo's brother Steve. So he's either Big Mo or Steve's kid. Once again, the question is raised as to why Steve would want to have sex with Dot, especially after Big Mo has had sex with her enough to spawn 4 other kids. It will always remain a mystery.
He was ok, but is now an ultra-redneck. He gets hot chicks though, which angers me. His nickname is still stupiddickhead. That's how you have to say it all together and really fast. As fast as you can. He earned the nickname by saying it all the time, unbelievably fast. "Shut up, stupiddickhead," and such.
He's 15 or 16, and as far as anyone can tell, has not hit puberty. His voice, however has always been gravelly and freakishly deep. Since he was like... 10. It's frightening. What's also frightening is his stupidity combined with his pissiness. Everything annoys him, and he constantly wants to get into a fight about everything. There's a story about him trying to set the house on fire in one of Shen's letters to Jason. He's nuts. He was in a mental hospital and is now in foster care.
Big Mo's ex-wife. Mother of the Skinners. Basically a female version of Big Mo. Which is probably why he married her. She's missing a lot of teeth and chain smokes. She was living with Ed, who she had a restraining order against. She's got another daughter who's 7 or something and is as nasty as Dot herself. The last time I saw Dot was when I went to the A Plus and she was with some vaguely ugly man driving a Nissan Altima. The man was in front of me in line and was telling the woman behind the counter in this bullshit tone of voice that the pump wouldn't read his credit card. And she kept trying to explain that the card was being declined. He finally sadly went to pump the gas and pay for it. I bought my chocolate milk and a Pay Day and left, hopefully to never see either of them again.
Lived with Shen while he was at Dot's. Got arrested for writing bad checks and "endangering the welfare of a minor" Apparently something sexual with this 12 year old girl who gets around. Shen's sister knows her. He also wrote bad checks to pay for all sorts of things. He cashed some checks to get money for transportation to where he lived. He bought Shen some things. The first time I met him, he paid for a pizza with a bad check. Shen got arrested when Dave did, for the bad checks, I think. Shen got off though.
Basically an older, crankier version of Big Mo. Dot was living with him, and she moved out and got a restraining order against him, but he was still there 20 hours a day. Shen, Dave, and Little Mo supposedly ran his phone bill up to $7000 while living with him. He deserved it. He's just an asshole.
Scha-wing! Heather's extremely hot, extremely large breasted friend. A frequent object of Shen's lust. And I've touched her breasts!!!!! Not all of these pictures show it, but she's just so damned hot. Shen once told me that this picture was indeed his most prized posession, which sucks for him, because it disappeared when I gave it to my friend to scan and then he moved to Texas. There are more provocative pictures of Wendy here, on Jason's page devoted to her.
Mutual friend of Shen and myself. He's a nice guy in a frighteningly insane sort of way. He was in the army, but got an honorable discharge for failing his PT shite. Now he mostly works and spends time playing excessive amounts of video games with me. I'm not sure he likes being associated with Shen and this page, so I won't say anything more except that he has his own page devoted to the unholy phenomenon that is Shen here and a page chock full of titillating Wendy pictures here.
That's his real name, I'm not kidding. Sometime pederast and another mutual friend of Shen and myself. He fixes cars and dates fat, nasty, pregnant redneck skanks. Before this fat skank habit developed, he would take us hot-rodding around at 150 mph in his just barely running Camaro. Joe also is totally incapable of containing any alcohol. He was drunk after drinking a wine cooler. So in that respect, he sucks. Otherwise, he's cool.
Shen's family's first dog. They kept it tied up in the stairwell right next to my room. On the other side of the wall my bed is against fer crying out loud. They never cleaned up after it either. It would just stay tied up there, in increasingly large piles of shit. To go upstairs to Shen's house, you would take a deep breath, cover your nose with your shirt, open the door, jump over the floor to the steps, and run like hell. One time it got out when someone opened the door, and Shen chased after it and finally kicked in the ass so hard it sat down and started howling. Then Shen calmly picked it up and carried it inside.
Shen's second dog. It was much worse than Chancellor. I would call it an evil shit machine. That's not really accurate though, because it leaves out its massive capability for destruction. It ate anything left on the floor. It ate a bra once!! It ate Big Mo's underwear! It started chewing on one of my shoes while I was wearing it!!! It would growl and try to bite everyone. It probably didn't help that Derek would lure it to him with food and then beat the hell out of it. It was a Samoyed (I think I spelled that correctly) and someone once told me that they were the nicest dogs they ever had. That just goes to show how evil Big Mo is. They eventually were made to get rid of Mishka because a social worker for Derek saw that the dog had chewed up Josh's hand.