Aunt Louise is coming for a visit and Louie does his best to hide from the relative. His efforts are all in vain, Louise blew the cammoflague off the "island paradise".
Rage: Louie, have you tried going to the other end of the island?
Louie: Yep; she found me!
Rage: Hmm, another island?
Louie: She still found me.
Rage: Pity!
Baloo is confused by watching Louie hiding in a nearby potted plant. When he tries to sneak away when Louise is talking to Baloo, she instantly pulls him out and gives him a hearty hug.
Louise is a partying tpe of gal. Upon entering "Louie's", she bee-lined to the juke box and popped in an entire hand full of coins into the juke box. She grabbed her dancing partner and the rest of the patrons joined in.
Rage: Was it just me or did anyone else notice Will in the background?
Karnage: I gave him permission to be there.
Rage: Captain, you shouldn't have come here. *whispering* Louise is here, too.
Louise: Mon chere amour, you have come back. *runs right to Karnage*
Karnage: *turns and runs to exit; it's locked* Why must doors be locked when I try to escape?
Rage: The doors don't open from inside. We have to finish the review, so in the meantime, lets play "Monkey in the Middle".
Unfortunently, her dance partner was a chimp with a tray full of drinks. Tables and chairs went flying threw the air, and with the help of Baloo, began to bring the house down.
Not wanting to have to deal with the wild party, Louis unplugs the jukebox. The music instantly dies and all are wondering what happened. When Louie mentions without music there would be no party, Louise comes up with a better idea, skiing. Coconuts and blenders create the perfect indoor snowstorm.
Meanwhile, at Pirate Island, Don Karnage was hard at work giving himself a tan. When a cloud blots out the sun, a bored Mad Dog gives a light tug on a rope. Seven cannons pop out of side of the mountain at blasts the cloud to nothingness. After being flipped onto his back, Karnage noticed the boredom of Dump Truck, Mad Dog, and Gibber. Bored from the lack of "piratical proceedings", the generous Don Karnage gave them permission to "go to something pirate-y". Picking up the newspaper, he thumbs through the paper to find "someone rich, someone helpless, someone like her" pointing out the picture of Louise.
Karnage: Now that I think about it, that was a pretty dumb idea. Whose idea was that anyways?
Rage: Not one of mine.
Now racing gorilla birds, Louise heads the group around "Louie's", destroying one of the few remaining tables. Louie asks Baloo what he could be to get rid of Louise. Baloo asks for five dollars and instead of helping his friend, he bets the money on Louise. Fed up of his out-of-control aunt, he fakes a radiocast and Louise hears it and leaves.
Rage: *snaps finger* That's it! *rewinds video and replas in loudly*
Louise: I have to defend my title again. Aidue. *exit opens and she leaves*
However, this gives the Air Pirates the perfect opertunity and kidnap her in midflight. Not thrilled nor scared by the three pirates, she teaches them how to hold someone at bay. Twice, Mad Dog nearly became a kabob on a spit. Once by Louise and the second by Dump Truck. After following her example, she gave Dmp Truck a pat on his back and ended up flat on his face and walked on by Mad Dog.
First insulting the Air Pirates by how they kept people at bay, Louise continued her exploits by out flying them. Zipping around the interior of the Iron Vulture, she gives the pirates a flight for their money. She spots the mess hall's table and lands on it. Food goes everywhere when she invokes a massive food fight. The commotion was heard on the bridge and the pilot goes to stop the commotion, but was treated to a barrage of cream pies.
Curious, Don Karnage was on the radio trying to find out where the Iron Vulture and his five million dollar hostage was. Aided by bis hand held mirror, the Iron Vulture was just about to crash into the balcony. The Vulture pulled away as Karnage lost his hold on the mountain side, but was able to get a hand hold on the side of the Iron Vulture. Carefully, he inched his way over to a well-placed door.
Inside, Karnage couldn't help but see the carnage cause by the fleet of CT-37s and his crew practicing holding people at bay. Wanting to get to the bottom of this, Karnage heads to the bridge. Passing by the mess hall, he takes a peek inside and was rewarded with a pie in the face. He cleaned himself off, he entered the bridge and wanted to know "what kind of idiot is driving". His answer was in the form of a love struck Louise L'Amour.
Karnage: Please, don't let her back in! Help me baracad the door.
Rage: Right behind you.
Panic quickly sets in and the chase is on. No matter where he when Louise was there to hug and kiss her new love. Being pushed back, Louise found herself locked up, but she picked the lock and persued her "passionate fajita".
*door opens from outside, Louise enters room again*
Karnage and Rage: Damn.
Above the Iron Vulture, Louie is dropping coconut bombs from the Sea Duck, ruining the Iron Vulture's paint job. On the radio, Don Karnage began lowing the ransom from 5 million to 5 thousand. Spotting Louise coming straight for him, he lowers it to five hundred.
Now onboard, the two heroes watch as Louise cuddles Karnage. He scambles to try to get free from Louise, but it is a vain attempt. His once five million dollar hostage was reduced to five dollars, but Louie did not have the money. Karnage paid Louie to take Louise away from him.
Back at "Louie's", Louise suffers from heartbreak. Drowning her sorrows in a sarsaparilla, Louise overhears the french accent of Jaques Tujour. Instantly fall for him, she lugs him over her shoulder and heads for the exit.
*Karnage and Rage are in front row while Louise crawls over the tops of the seats*
Karnage: You should have known that the door opens the other way.
Rage: It opens both ways, unfortunently.
Louise: Why must we play these games? Give your Aunt Louise a little kiss!
Karnage: Madame, I am a married man.
Rage: I try not to date outside my species... all three of them.
Rage and Karnage: *runs for exit* Gangway!!!