Yoger is the lesser known Jedi Master who lives in the swamps of Louisiana rather than the more upscale Degobah. Yoda has tried to tell Yoger that several of his theories are false. the following is thier last conversation.
Yoda: Hmmmm....Redman I see before me, yes, yes...
Yoger: (scratch sniff) Yoda, you come searching for your cousin, the Great Warrior.
Yoda: Wars not make one great...
Yoger: Beer does.
Yoda: Well you do?
Yoger: Soon as figure out I what new wife is..
Yoda: Know you not?
Yoger: E.T. called she is, but no know she nor he, always dark in Lousiana it is.
Yoda: Stays with you she does?
Yoger: The force is truly strong in me.
Yoda: Reckless....Reckless...it will be your undoing....
Yoger: I feel my destiny lies with the glowing finger..
Yoda: hrmph..Food?
Yoger: Cheeseburger you see before me..hmmm...hmmm
Yoda: Old and rotten it looks.
Yoger: Cheeseburger good. When 1000 years old you get, look half as good you will not!
Yoda: You came seeking answers. Speak.
Yoger: Cousin Yogel....
Yoda: Your Father he is.
Yoger: His wife Yuga....
Yoda: Your Sister she is.
Yoger: Try will I to move on.
Yoda: Do or not do. There is no try.
Yoger: The daek side of the force is very powerful.
Yoda: Lager had more to with it. You do not see. That is why you fail.
Yoger: You speak in complete sentences?
Yoda: Sentences, yes, sequiters not.
Yoger: Farewell Yoda.
Yoda: I fear all is lost.
And with that, Yoda went back to Degobah to meet Luke and Yoger was left in the swamps forever fearing "Elliot" and "Drew."