The Lunch Table

AT LAST!!! _I have everyone's picture now :)

Lemme give a brief explanation. If I ate lunch with you on a regular basis (more than like, ummm, once a week) that means that you're probably among my rather small group of really good friends. Also, everyone here is from West Montgomery, where I went to school at. Though I have made new friends here at Carolina, none are going to replace the people on this list any time soon. I mean, some of these people I've known for over a decade. I've only been at Carolina for a couple years, and will only be here for two more, so these people I've met here don't even compare. No offense intended. Now, of course, they are some people who didn't have the same lunch as me, so the lunch table criteria doesn't apply to those people, but you get the idea. Well, here's the people I ate lunch with, and thus consider to be my friends (meaning they will be spared when I conquer the world, and possibly invited to join in the conquest).

Betsy

____________-<-- Supergirl :)

She insisted that I put her at the top of this page, and since I fear her wrath, I decided to humor her. And anyways her and Chris are my two best friends, and her name does come first if you arrange them alphabetically. :) Keep all rubber bands and gum wrappers away from this girl! Unless you like about a hundred rubber bands down the back of your shirt that is :) I first met Betsy at lunch, and by the time lunch was over, we were both covered in ketchup, as a result of our mini food fight. She's got this thing about people touching her too. She will freak out if you poke her, or just tap her on the shoulder. She really got mad at me one time last year when I tapped her on the shoulder. But now I have permission to tickle her :) And she's full of surprises too. I went back to school a while back, and when she saw me, she hugged me! I was stunned, and just kinda stood there. And she has this look she gives me sometimes, it makes me feel like a complete moron. Her mom does that too. That's gonna drive me insane one day. Oh, I forgot, I'm already insane :) Oh well, guess it doesn't matter then, huh? I call her Bitsy, and she's started calling me Moosey now, and don't ask how that came about. But I'm not complaining, she always plays checkers and dominoes with me, and usually lets me win :)

Chris

_________________ <-- Word, check this nig out in his yellow ass hat! :P

Let's see, I've known Chris since the third grade, and we get along pretty good. We both have the same wicked sense of humor, which makes for some really good jokes at the expense of others. We even pick on each other, but do we get all mad like some people? Nooooo. We think it's hilarious. He's shown me a lot about computers (this is my first one, I'm learning as I go...but I'm his HTML daddy!) so I guess I owe him one. Well, he's gonna be like a general or something in my army (the Army of Ju? Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?), and he'll get to rule a continent of his choosing when the time comes, so that should even things out. Chris went off to Appalachian, and I haven't seen him in a while (word, I saw him over Christmas) since I'm a Tarheel (yes yes, I know, our football team sucks). But that's ok, 'cause it's waaaay to cold up at Appalachian. He says so himself.

Carmine

_______ <-- Look at what Big Brother has done._ <-- I've got five bucks that says he can't shoot that gun :)

I first met Carmine in the seventh grade. We couldn't get along at all. I don't really know why, but all we did was argue. It got so bad that Spivey, our English teacher, threw stuff at us :) Now that is an achievement. I mean, how often do teachers throw things? Anyway, eventually Carmine and I realized that instead of bickering amongst ourselves, we should unite against the inferior ones all around us. There used to be a time when I never watched wrestling (professional or otherwise), I mean NEVER, and then I went with him to King of the Ring in Greensboro a couple summers ago, and now I'm really into it. Ummm, thanks, I think. We were both in JROTC (now that I think about it, so were Chris and Ham), but I gave up on it. I've become rather disillusioned with government in general. Nothing but propaganda. Well, Carmine hung in there, and he became the first West Montgomery graduate accepted to the US Air Force Academy. That's quite an accomplishment, seeing as how you have to have a congressional recommendation. That means that I now have someone on the inside, and that is always important.

Kim

Call her skttles, see what she says :)_ --> _______--______--------

Let's see, I met Kim way back when I was a Junior in Latin I. She was sitting beside me, and she was trying to copy my quiz, without letting me know. I found this humorous, and decided to play along, and kept my paper out in the open. Kim actually turned out to be a good friend. I don't think that I ate lunch with Kim all that often, but we goofed off before school started in the mornings, so that's close enough. She loves frogs, and anything that's green. Hehehehe...I flipped Kim's desk over once in Latin, you shoulda seen it. I was scared for a second, 'cause I thought she might have gotten hurt, but then she got up, and I thought I was gonna die laughing. She also wiped out my gum supply single handedly. A mighty feat I assure you, my gum supply is most impressive. And she left the trash in my bookbag :)

Adrian

_______________ <--Word! Adrian in a Hooter's hat!

Adrian is probably the craziest person I know. Well, that or he controls his psychosis less than the others do. There's not much to be said about Adrian, other than the fact that he can always make you laugh, regardless of what mood you may be in. He used to work at Food Lion, I forget where he works at now, so Food Lion will now be on my "People and things that suck ass" list. I don't exactly remember where he's going to college at. He wanted to go to Carolina, but he didn't get in. But he's having fun wherever it is he's at, and that's the important thing.

Amen

_______________________________ <-- Amen made this himself, and this actually looks a lot like him.

Ahhh....Amen, 'twas a dark day when you left for other worlds than these. Amen moved to Minnesota at the beginning of our Junior year, and things were never the same afterwards. After he moved, we made small food sacrifices in the middle of the lunch table to commemorate him. When we were sophomores, Amen and I had all our classes together; what are the odds of that happening? We ate lunch together every day, and we always bought chocolate chip cookies, no matter what ('cept when they sold out). Amen is like reeeeeally smart, and he knows it. And he actually likes calculus! I don't see how anyone can like calculus, I consider it to be the single most horrifying thing on earth. But like I said, Amen is a genius (Amen, if you're reading this, don't let your ego get too big, I can still kick yo tail in Biology).

You

_________ <-- Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

No, not you, I mean You Vang. I have no idea where or when I met her, which is strange, my memory is usually pretty good. Well, nothing I can do about that. She promised to feed me some "hot stuff", and I'm still waiting :) I'm very patient. And she's very ticklish :) You stresses waaaay too much about school. She wants to make good grades, is active in nearly every school club there is, and works, and then wonders why she has so much to do, and so little time to do it. But she manages it all somehow, which is more than I can say for myself. Though she should have less to worry about now, since she just graduated. Unless she's all active and stuff in college too. Hmmmmm....You is another one of those people that I didn't eat lunch with all that often, though I do remember throwing a grilled cheese crust in her fruit punch one day :) That was a lucky shot. I wouldn't be able to do that again if my life depended on it.

heather

____________________ <-- munchkin :P ______phishman -->

We met in Latin, though we had a class together before that. heather is quite silly (in a good way), and I do believe that she purposefully thinks of ways to thoroughly confuse me :) She's got some ummmm, well, uh, different ways of seeing things. For example, if a tree falls, and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Of course it does, but don't tell heather that :) Oh yeah, she wants me to mention that she's smart as well. Ummmm....she's a vegetarian too (I don't believe I have enough self control for something like that). She has this little dog that truly believes that he's intimidating, which makes him quite amusing. Hehehe, one time she got her finger smashed between my desk and hers, and she jumped back, and stepped into a box of candy. She insists that I am to blame. Oh, yeah, and she's a blonde :) This has put her on the receiving end of countless blonde jokes, which I find highly entertaining. But she doesn't get all mad, like some people, she just waits until I'm not looking, and then either scares me or pokes me in the side.

Ham

Look, it's SuperHam! -->            <-- The Force is strong with this one.

JJonathan no longer speaks to me. His anger betrays him.

Well, that's all the people for now. Maybe later on I'll add on some more, but I wouldn't count on it. If you're not on here, and you really think you should be,
then e-mail me and tell me why you think you're worthy.

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