12/08/01 6:20pm. Kayla - You know how there's always a house that has really creepy antisocial people that live in it and they never put up any decorations and never look like they're talking to each other when they drive past? I've decided that's us.

12/11/01 6:20pm. Kristy - If I'm going to sleep with Jackie Chan than you have to sleep with Peter Pan. ... 'cause they rhyme...

12/11/01 6:28pm. Kristy - Chan is everywhere!
Amy - Chan's the man.
Kristy - Just don't let Pan hear you say that. You'll have him up in the air with his 'happy thoughts' and shout out "Chan's the man!" and suddenly you're both plummeting to the ground.

12/11/01 7:15pm. Amy - There's a thought. Never Never Land is the ultimate... urg, what's that word??
Kristy - Sex resort?
Amy- No! Contraceptive! It'd be pretty hard to get pregnant in a place that doesn't have time.
Kristy - The ultimate sex resort.
Amy - Mad skill. It's an aphrodesiac and a contraceptive.

12/20/01 2:26pm.Leah- I started doing this thing called poy. You have these balls and you swing them around... eventually you set them on fire.

12/20/01 8:20pm.Leah- We should go buy a gumball machine and a baseball glove and put them between us. That would be cool.
Amy - Yeah, because it wasn’t enough that we snuck in a pound of m&m’s, 3 feet of taffy and a huge cup of soda from the restaurant. Now we need toys so we can recreate Mystery Science Theatre 3000. You’re an ambitious little giant, aren’t you?

12/20/01 8:45pm. Running commentary at The Fellowship of the Ring (after Leah had heard about Elijah Wood’s interview about his hobbit feet constantly falling off). Amy - “See, that’s what Frodo was doing all that time before Bilbo’s party! He lying there on the ground all in pain because he gave himself a concussion when he cracked his head on the tree branch after he jumped off Gandolf’s wagon.
Leah - ...and then his feet fell off?

12/21/01 10:14am.Amy - I was watching it and I couldn’t help thinking, yes… Legolas… green tights… Legolas has Peter Pan tights! That’s when I knew he was destined for me and not you. Sorry.

12/21/01 10:16am. Kristy - You could never be an elf. You just wouldn’t be able to pull it off.
Amy - Sure I could. I’m from a rogue band of red-headed elves who listen to techno and dance mixes and are generally loud and not very intuitive and have really crappy aim.
Kristy - You’re the party elves!!

12/25/01 2:28pm. Amy - I didn’t build on a sheep settlement. I have no fluffies to call my own. I’m Fluffyless.
Dan - You’re going to have to drop the accent then. You can’t be Irish and not own sheep.

12/25/01 2:30pm. Benj - At least we know that if we decide to ship her off to another country she’ll be able to sound like the natives.

12/25/01 2:45pm. Amy - Leave my armada alone! The Spanish Armada ain’t never done nothin’ to you! We’re just trying to build a harmless cruise line here!

12/25/01 3:10pm. Benj - This is for my brick boat.
Kristy - Good luck keepin’ that one floating.

12/27/01 6:40pm. Tabby - Oh! You mean you as a person, not you as a car. Gotcha.

12/27/01 10:10pm. Tabby - I say we just floor the entire Fellowship.
Amy - Works for me. But not Gimli. He can stay outside and guard the door with his self-repairing axe.

12/29/01 11:22pm. Leah - I like to read the gurgeon's senerel warning on the back of the bottle about the pregnancy and the badness...
Tabby - I get the idea that your mother drank while she was pregnant with you.
Leah - My mom didn't drink during my pregnancy!

12/31/01 4:40pm. Nia - You know what you are? You're just a cock sucking lesbian.
Amy - Great, so I'm incredibly wrong and I don't exist?

1/2/02 11:30pm. Amy - Why don't I have an On/Off switch? I need someone to flip me off.

1/12/02 2:25am. Amy - Coke is to Pepsi as Sprite is to Mountain Dew. Sprite is the Coke of Mountain Dew.
Nia - Stop it!! We aren’t in school, you freak!
Amy - Nia is to bitch as... wait, I need to get rid of that ‘to’.

1/12/02 5:10pm. Kristy - You may be my boyfriend but you can’t suck on my hair. Your saliva isn’t nutritionally enhanced.

1/15/02 4:20pm. Sarah - So, what did you learn in class today?
Amy - Well, I learned that genes rather like to square dance. Sometimes they switch partners, even.

1/17/02 4:10pm Amy - He kept saying guinea pig, guinea pig and I kept thinking chinchilla, chinchilla. Guinea pig? No, damnit, Chinchilla!

1/22/02 1:15pm. Sarah - I’ll be your date to the dance! If we actually find dates we can just make them take each other. It’s equal opportunity.

1/23/02 12:20pm. Andy - She’s kickin’ ass, she’s kissin’ ass, and I’ve got nothing.

1/25/02 1:15pm. Amy - He’s out of my league. He’s above me. We run in the same direction, you see; we’re parallel. We never ever cross. It just doesn’t happen.
Kristy - Then build a bridge.

1/30/02 1:24pm Tabby- You’re glambidextrous. That means you can be both glam and I-don't-give-a-shit-esque all at once.