9/10/01 7:36pm. Kristy - You're a fruit! You're the fruit of all fruits! You're the apple!

9/27/01 5:45pm. Jessa - (When reading my Psychology textbook.) "...Nor can you see or hear the sensuous pleasures of a scent-filled rose, creamy chocolate or a soothing masage." I don't know what they're talking about but I sure as hell can see chocolate. Chocolate is my friend. These people who wrote this book, they're evil and must be punished for offending the chocolate. Die Saul Kassin! Die Prentice Hall Publishing!

9/15/01 6:15pm. Amy - I'm the world's most least informative people in the world. Err... person in the world. Did I just say 'most least'? That sentence was just all kinds of wrong!

9/16/01 11:22am. Kristy - Way to make it anonymous guys, thanks!
Amy - *pause* Were you going for 'unanimous' there? 'Cause... yeah.

10/23/01 Krissie -I'm like a porno santa claus.

10/30/01. Rox - Meri, I'll shave you for a quarter.

11/1/01 8:40pm. Tabby - I did get hit on by two priests and a rabbi who came in to have a few beers. Actually, the rabbi didn't drink, since it was his eighteenth birthday and the priests were taking him to a strip club afterwards.

11/1/01 8:45pm. Tabby - I also got hit on by a really hot vampire named Ryan. I almost floored his demonic ass right there.

11/17/01 6:40pm. Amy - All I ate so far today was one of those little bags of chips and a can of soda.
Nia - A can of soda, huh? Aluminum must be a bitch on the digestive track.
Amy - It's an acquired taste.

11/10/01. Rox -Maybe we're just ahead of our time? I'm sure there will be a day when the subject of "duck raping" will be as common as small talk.

11/17/01 7:25pm. Jessa - Anybody got a lighter?
Nia - Sure, but it's childproof.
Jessa - (Having no luck with her sparkage.) … just how childproof is it?

11/20/01 1:36pm. Jason - See, that's the beauty of our relationship.
Kristy - No, I'm the beauty of our relationship.

11/22/01 11:30pm. Kristy -Don't they realize that I'm just going to screw them all into the ground?!
Amy - Darling, there is, perhaps, one way in which that could be taken that you don't particularly mean. Would you care to rephrase?

11/23/01 8:45am. Tabby - I'm going to use my Jedi mind control to get them to serve a good lunch. *Spaghetti with meat sauce... Spaghetti with meat sauce... No seven bean soup from Hades....And that cute cafeteria guy named.. OH!*

11/25/01 1:50pm. Amy - Would you stop veering off the road?!
Kristy - What? I wasn't veering.
Amy - Oh, I see. You were just drifting with grace and style. My mistake.

11/25/01 2:10pm. Kristy - That's a big shell. I could have sex in that shell...

11/25/01 7:55pm. Kristy - Highway 33 is stalking us.
Amy Yeah, but if we get a restraining order on it we won't be able to get home.

11/25/01 Any given time. Kristy & Amy- Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's house we go. Javert knows the way, we'll get there today no matter which way we gooo!

11/25/01 8:22pm. Kristy - (Said while dangling over the edge of a nearly vertical ditch, about a foot away from a telephone pole...) Whoa...
Amy - That was a little too close for comfort.
Kristy- I'd say. *moment of quiet contemplation* But I still managed to ash out the window.

11/25/01 9:30pm. Amy - ...then we started to swerve to the other side of the road, managed a 180, and when the other side of the car lifted off the ground all I could think was, "Well... this is something new."

11/26/01 11:20am. Amy - Now your car sounds like a little bird. One that chirps.
Kristy - As opposed to a little bird that doesn't chirp?

11/27/01 1:40pm. Amy - I'm overtired, I've had three sodas, two Metabolife pills, and a no-doze. I'm so wired I could be a VCR.

11/28/01 Cathy - Heh, I always interpret that bit where Shmi says 'There was no father' to Qui Gon as meaning 'Yes I'm available for 'lightsaber inspection' tonight.'

11/29/01 2:35pm. Tabby - I'm in Texas, where intelligence, much less computers, is hard to come by.