"Wanted!!?" Camry screeched. "Why should we be wanted!?"

I raised an eyebrow. "Well, I don't know about you but there's plenty of reason why anybody with eyes would want me..."

"Would you get with it! Why should there be wanted posters for us? We haven't even done anything yet!"

Yet... as in, there was time remaining in which Camry wished to do something illegal? I hoped it involved something expensive and pretty for moi. Theft is so not below me... as previously illustrated. "Um, that's not entirely true."

He narrowed his eyes. "What are you talking about?"

"Well, you guys left me at the emporium without any money. I'm broke." I shrugged. "Money doesn't shoot out my a-"

"You stole that stuff?!" he cried.

"I didn't really have much choice…"

"You idiot!"

I did my best not to be offended. I mean, in no way is this the black calling the kettle pot. Er, I mean the pot calling the kettle black. Ohhhh no, not at all. "You've been stealing food for us this entire trip! How is stealing a few beauty products any different?" I rolled my eyes. "You're not a very rebellious rebel boy, are you?"

"My qualifications for being the rebel boy are not in question here."

I widened my eyes in mock surprise. "Oooh, but my aren't you the articulate one."

He glared at me but said nothing. "You're really starting to scare me, you know. I thought I knew you, I really did. Turns out you're just like everyone else… all ready to feed me to the wolves the moment I do something just a teensy bit wrong or a teensy bit out of character. If you weren't on these sheet of paper too I wouldn't put it past you to turn me in!" I crossed my arms stubbornly and turned away from him. Once we restored the blind faith and loyalty back into his heart we'd be able to move on.

"Aw, Zero, you know I wouldn't do that."

I held out two hands and raised one higher than the other. "Let's see here, a guaranteed and specific amount of money or a practically impossible to get piece of a-"

He cut me off. "A very attainable and easy to reach piece of a-"

"Would you stop interrupting me!"

"You just interrupted me!"

"So let's fight about it!"

He narrowed his eyes and then suddenly they opened wide. A look of shock spread across his face. "I know what's happening here!" he cried.

I looked around. "Happening? Something's happening here?"

A look of wonder passed over his features. "I've heard about this before but I've never experienced it."

"What? What is it?"

"We've been censored. This episode is being censored. We can't say a-"

"You mean like TV censors?" I interrupted.

He pointed at me. "See!! They keep making us interrupt one another before we say it."

"That's a vile and diabolical plot. What if the only way for me to vent my frustrations was to say that one teeny tiny word? They're messin' with my freedoms here and I don't like it. I have a fine a-"

"A very fine a-"

"And I should be able to speak of it if I please."

"It is indeed a great injustice not to be able to speak of it. Meanwhile though, we're still wanted and that sum of money is enough for any person to try to turn us in. We've got to find Miata and Alero before our a-"

"They're wanted too." I nodded.

"is grass."

"Then we can kidnap the princess." I went on. "And book it out of here."

"What do you mean, kidnap her?"

"Well you think she's going to want to come with us after this?

He grinned. "Good point. And more fun."