Oh Fate

MM tray- It’s beginning was a tragic tale, first there was pulp, then paper. Thus the movie meal was born. Through many rotations of the third planet it survived until one day gravity (or carelessness) ripped it’s side asunder. Thus it was cast down to the hell in which it will reside for all eternity.

Overcompensating?

Idiocy of floater as I up sold everything and sold a bajillion spree and sweattarts while wearing the full uniform and smiling and being a generally nice guy to everyone!!! (*cough* raise *cough*)

What Gun’s Are For

Large cup took a hit in a rival gang bang, he told me to tell his wife that he is gay. It had been hit in the bottom and was spewing. It died at Memorial Hospital at 4:52.

And Now For The Sports

“In lighter news, one Hot Tamales was isolated today when it was thought to have contained radioactive waste. It was found that the top had been opened and the candy had melted together into an orgy of red hot candy. Now on to the days sports.

Oh So Wrong

Two old cups sitting in a retirement home. One of them on the verge of death recalls his past to the other, “When I was a young cup I was very good looking, I would go to the docks and give myself to the sailor. They pleasured themselves with me from every direction, I was used again and again, filled and then rejected, they didn’t want me, it makes me sad to think about it.”

The other replied, “I have a similar story but even more tragic. You see I was one of those sailors and the reason you were rejected was because you gave us all syphilis.”

The first one said, “Oh yea, hehe, sucka.”

Why Oh Why

Lady didn’t like the way the bag was staring at her. It was a swinger, she was not. It approached her and said, “I’m all buttered up, Let’s do it in da butt.” She slapped him and said, “No way you bastard.” Yay for waste.