What Was He Thinking

In the wonderful, perfect place we employees call Tinseltown…One day a customer (villain music) happened upon me. This customer was very indecisive because of a very low I.Q. This customer held the line for many moons and wasted this sad small cup who may never find it’s rightful home.

Titanic 2

Large water struck an iceberg and sunk in the Atlantic due to the leak.

Happy Land of Bunnies

One day in the Happy Land of Bunnies, Lady Bunny and He Bunny were mating. As tends to happen during intercourse, He Bunny’s seed fertilized Lady Bunny’s eggs. They were excited about their little bunny of joy growing in Lady Bunny’s lil Bunny ovaries. But alas something was amiss, Lady Bunny suffered through immense pains and her stomach started to take the shape of a cylinder. Both bunnies were worried but prayed nightly that their kid was alright. Finally the big day came…and it wasn’t a baby bunny but a kids meal cup.

Highly disappointed and filled with shame they abandoned the poor cup and left him to his own devices. A few days later a mighty prophet by the name of Geraldsini found him and vowed to raise him as his own until he was ready to fulfill his ultimate kids meal cup destiny and be filled with the Holy Cola. It was a proud moment when cup had matured and Geraldasini filled him with the Holy Cola. But alas, he screwed up and actually filled him with the forsaken sprite. Dismayed at this sign of hideous fortune, Geroldasini abandoned the cup yet again. Now kids meal, the cup sits in a dank, dark, trash compactor, constantly tortured by the crushing rhythm, plotting the day he could exact his revenge on all who had failed him.