another Elton John song....
This one's a tad more crude, and definitely on the slash side of the tracks,
so be warned....

by Idgi

To the tune of 'Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting'...



It's getting late have you seen my man
Dane, tell me when my Walt gets here
It's seven o'clock and I want to fuck
Want to get him naked, is that clear?

'Bout wired up and horny as a Mardi Gras in Orleans
And my partner don't seem to care
But my Walter looks cute in his black jeans and boots
And a heart full of lovin' to share

Don't give me none of your aggravation
I've had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fucking
Get a little action in
Get about as lubed as a bicycle chain
Gonna set this night alight
`Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright

My bugle's pretty tight in my pants tonight
I'm looking for my Walt who'll see my right
I will use my little muscle to get what I need
May sink it in a little and shout "Come with me!"

A couple of things that I really dig
Are a broad-chested bald man with a cock that's big
I'm a sexual product of the X-File class
Whose fav'rite relationship is one that's slash

 

 

Finis

 

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