another Elton John song.... |
This one's a tad more crude, and
definitely on the slash side of the tracks, so be warned.... |
by Idgi
To the tune of 'Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting'...
It's getting late have you seen my man
Dane, tell me when my Walt gets here
It's seven o'clock and I want to fuck
Want to get him naked, is that clear?
'Bout wired up and horny as a Mardi Gras in Orleans
And my partner don't seem to care
But my Walter looks cute in his black jeans and boots
And a heart full of lovin' to share
Don't give me none of your aggravation
I've had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fucking
Get a little action in
Get about as lubed as a bicycle chain
Gonna set this night alight
`Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright
My bugle's pretty tight in my pants tonight
I'm looking for my Walt who'll see my right
I will use my little muscle to get what I need
May sink it in a little and shout "Come with me!"
A couple of things that I really dig
Are a broad-chested bald man with a cock that's big
I'm a sexual product of the X-File class
Whose fav'rite relationship is one that's slash
Finis
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