Finale |
By special request, herewith the filk for BNL's 'One
Week'. (I think this one was even harder than REM's song - and that one was a bitch!!) |
"One Week" - with apologies to
BNL... although I kinda think they'd understand. ;-) |
Finale
by Monica
It's been three weeks since the final ep Cocked our heads to one side And said "We're depressed" Five days since we mourned our loss saying "Hold it together with re-runs and fanfic" Three days in the rubber room I realise we lost control, but couldn't help it Everyday easier to bear But it'll still be five months till we see the premiere
Take it easy, get our tapes out Hit play then no doubt We'll soon be looking at Mulder-man I'll forward it to the bit Mulder strips lays there naked, twitch And I like that Skinner cause he's always been a sexy man
Hot is Fox Mulder when he's ass-licked I mean he's ass-kicked Because he looks so damn cute Walt Skinner's got those great pecs Looks great in those specs, you want to strip him Out of that suit
Forced to take a break feels like a wake It's like a strikin' shakin' ache We love Fox Mulder, he's the finest of the X-Men Gotta see the show, 'cause then we'll know Our love for Fox is gonna grow But it's not dangerous no need to sign a waiver
How can we help it if you think we've lost it When Fox's sad Tryin' hard just to smile though we feel bad We're the kind of philes who love that man Duchovny Don't understand what I mean? Hope you'll soon see We have a tendancy to wear our lust On our sleeves Cos he's a history of taking off his shirt
It's been two weeks since the final ep Threw our arms in the air And said "Can't stand it " Five days since we talked it out We've still got old eps we can talk about It's been few days since the afternoon We realized it's not our fault Not a moment too soon Yesterday said a break is fair And now we sit back and wait Till we see the premiere
Alexei Krycek the Russian vixen See him with Mulder and our brain stops tickin' Watching X-Files with no light on We're dans la maison We hope that Mulder's in the first ep Like Harrison Ford we're getting frantic Cos Fox is magic Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa we make mad films Okay, we don't make films But if we did they'd have D Duchovny Gonna get a set of better tapes Gonna find the kind that don't flake Just so our Fox is always showing On the t.v. Gotta get in tune with FX soon 'Cause the re-runs have got that Fox Mulder babe Who makes us think the wrong thing
How can we help it if you think we've lost it When Fox's sad Tryin' hard just to smile though we feel bad We're the kind of philes who love that man Duchovny Don't understand what I mean? Hope you'll soon see We have a tendancy to wear our lust On our sleeves Cos he's a history of taking off his shirt
It's been three weeks since the final ep Dropped our arms to our sides And said "We miss it " Five days since we laughed out loud and said "We just did just what we thought we were gonna do" Many days since the season end We realized we're not to blame But what could we do? Yesterday we just smiled and said That it'll still be five months till we see the premiere
Finis
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