Kingdom of the Giant Tadpole in the Sky

THE HOLY MESSAGE

(found in a public toilet in Picadilly station)

"Oh now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, cos you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbyes, d'you think I'd crumble, d'you think I'd lay down and die, ohno not I. I will survive. As long as I've had weetabix I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give. I will survive, wooooooooh."

Many people have tried understanding this message which may have lost something in translation. But basically experts say that it means that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Words from the sponge of all coincedences