Asylum BZ34

Asylum BZ34

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. > WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when > you are not.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an > asshole.
> > WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story > over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are > really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell > happened to your pants.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically > converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung > Fu powers.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning > and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't > remember).
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug > burns on the forehead.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are > tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named > FRANZ.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing > WITH you.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space > continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to > literally disappear.
> WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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