BEAST WARS: TOY REVIEW

Name: ARMOURDILLO (US Name: Armordillo, Japanese name Armour)
Allegiance: Maximal
Function: Desert Combat
Beast Mode: Armadillo
Average Price: 3980 JPY

 

BEAST MODE

Before I start this review let me state that I got the European version of Armourdillo. This means that I don’t really know what his tech specs says. However, I’m betting it has something to do with curling into a ball and blasting through the desert sands at high speeds! Considering that Armadillo’s are actually light-jungle, or rain-forest animals this is highly inaccurate!
Okay, actually, I’m supposed to be describing the toy’s beast mode. It’s about standard for a regular sized toy; 100 millimetres long, and about 130 millimetres including tail. Width is about 50 millimetres across the shell.

His beast mode isn’t too bad. The only robot kibble is that his rear end looks like a pair of feet. But if you don’t go looking up his butt, you won’t notice (from underneath, though, his robot mode is clearly visible). Apart from that it’s nothing special. It pretty much DOES look like an armadillo. The only problem is who cares? About the only Predacon who has anything to fear from an armadillo is Inferno… and even then, what armadillo’s diet consists of ants four times as big as it is? Not many I’m supposing. Good looking armadillo; crap choice of alt mode.

 

TRANSFORMATION TO ROBOT MODE

Pull his tail up. That’s about all there is to it. Oh, you’ll want to pull his arms down (otherwise he’s the amazing surrendering Maximal) and probably pull out his back beast legs (as they become his weapons). Apart from that, there isn’t much to it.
 

ROBOT MODE

Ok. About 95mm tall.9 points of articulation, good detailing… but there it ends. The head looks stupid (it has a weird smirk that annoys me), and the feet are moulded to be armadillo feet instead of robot feet… for no obvious reason. However, there are three things that REALLY annoy me about the robot mode:
His arms; Armourdillo hasn’t got hands as such. Instead his armadillo claws become his forearms. Unfortunately they’re turned the wrong way… and he constantly looks like he’s about to pat someone on the head in a condescending way. If the arms could turn around, so that they claws seem to ‘wrap around’ the handles of his weapons, this toy might be ok, except for…
His ankles; he has none. For no reason whatsoever (it does NOT affect his transformation) Armourdillo has no ankles! This is a sad, sad thing because it limits his poses and makes him MUCH less dynamic than his counterpart ‘Snapper’.
Finally, His weapons; His weapons look like guns with animal feet stuck on the end… that’s because that’s what they are! Ok, so at least they TRIED to give him a gun… but did it have to look so stupid?
 

OVERALL

I really don’t like this toy. Of the first two waves of toys, this is the worst. If you were to compile a list of toys NOT to buy, this guy would be there along with toys like Aquasting and… what? His name’s INJECTOR now?
Out of ten, this toy gets a D-. He sucks, pure and simple.
This toy review was written by Andrew Sorohan.


PLAYSET

Andrew got the European version of Armourdillo. I got the Japanese version (named Armour).

Armour and Snapper came with a playset consisting of an electronic volcano and diorama play mat.

The volcano itself is dark brown in colour and stands at 130 millimetres in height.The volcano moulding is rather simplistic. Just a couple of jagged grooves throughout give it the "rocky" look. Running down one side of the mountain is a series of ramps in a zig-zag formation ending in a hole at the bottom. This is part of the volcano's eruption gimmick. The set comes with several red magma balls (which actually look like Jaffas). Place these balls into the hole at the base of the ramps and switch on the mountain. Soon enough, the balls start spouting from the top of the volcano and rolling down the ramps to re-enter the hole, creating a looping cycle of eruption. This is quite a cool gimmick and would be great fun for the younger fans. However, I do not recommend this toy for toddlers, since the magma balls would present a choking hazard.

(Left): Magma balls (fire digitally imposed... duh) spurting from the top and rolling down the ramps.

Adjacent to the ramps are two holes where a cage can be attached. This cage is a prison (oooh!). Yeah, whatever.

(Left): Snapper, behind bars.

On the other side of the mountain, the moulding takes a dramatic departure and takes on a mechanical look. It basically looks like an entrance to a base. There's a door, but it doesn't open.
Hmm... a base inside a volcano... (puts little finger on corner of mouth)

A missile launcher can be attached in front of the fake door. This launcher fires more of those Jaffas.. uuh... I mean, magma.

(Left): Armour opens fire.

Not enough? How about a 60cm x 60cm diorama play mat? Oh. Anyway, it's a plastic mat with various land formations painted on it... rocks, cracks, grass, shrubs, boulders and even a pond.

(Below): The entire diorama. The catalogue pictures above probably show a prototype, which are often coloured differently from the final product.
Notice that unlike the prototype, the mountain is actually a dark brown, not clay brown and the cannon is blue, not silver.
Also, notice that the "mechanised" portion of the mountain is silver, whereas on the prototype, it's the same colour as the rest of the mountain!

(Above, L to R): Megalligator, Convobat, Armour, Snapper, Tigatron, Black Widow.

Overall, it's a pretty neat playset. I think it would be a fair guess to say that Takara decided to chuck in the two worst figures in with it in order to sell those figures (that way they'd sell them because people actually be after the volcano... I mean, that's why *I* bought it). Armour and Snapper were kinda like booby-prizes that came with it. :-)


BEAST TRIVIA

The armadillo are mammals who are members of the Dasyopodidae family, order Edentata. Related to anteaters and sloths, Armadillos are found in tropical and subtropical regions, primarily South America. Most species inhabit open areas, but some dwell in forests.

There are 9 genera and 20 species of armadillo and are named according the number of bands in their armour (e.g.: one with nine bands is called a, wait for it,  nine-banded armadillo).

Armadillos are stout, short-legged animals with strong, curved claws and protective coverings of pinkish to brown armour. This armour is comprised of solid, buckler-like plates separated by movable transverse bands. It covers most of the body, including the head and usually the tail. The coat consists of hairs in different formations according to the species.

Size varies considerably from a body length of 16 centimetres in the pink fairy armadillo, to 1.5 metres in the giant armadillo. Armadillos live alone, in pairs or in small groups. Primarily nocturnal, they live in burrows and feed on insects (especially termites), vegetation, small animals and some carrion. They are strong diggers and good swimmers, swallowing air to increase buoyancy in water. When threatened, armadillos retreat to their burrows, or if caught in the open, draw in their feet so the armoud touches the ground, They may also run away, burrow or claw at the attacker.

Female armadillos bear up to 12 identical young, all of which develop from a single fertilised egg. The gestation period is not known for all species, but is generally 65 days.

Bibliography: Encyclopaedia Brittanica


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