CLAN MACMINT


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I am in Padded Cell #17


M =Methos
I = Insitution
N = Neurotic
T = Tippler



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They're nutty, they're looney
They're obsessive, they're compulsive
They've adopted Pete's Wicked Ale
And are commonly known Tipplers.

But besides all that
They know how to laugh
Tie-dye straightjackets and padded cells
Slow them down
But they never stop.

Secret passageways and Methos covered walls
Keep the wonderful warden on her toes
When we're caught, she gives us drugs
They're mind-altering hallucinogens
But we don't mind, we see Methos allday long!

So if you feel a bit tipsy
Or obsessing over Methos
If you just need a laugh
Or are 'easily amused' come to the asylum
But once you come, you cannot leave.

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Posted by Amand-r, MacMINT #48


WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR HOME WAS INVADED BY MAC MINT WHILE YOU WERE OUT.


10. Muddy foot prints
9. Methos is carved into the walls with butter knives
8. The sofa is missing a large chunk (like a shark bite)
7. All the walls are painted blue
6. Your copy of The Odyssey is out on the table. All the places where the character Cassandra’s name was mentioned have been crossed out, and CassieHo written in it’s place
5. Jam is smeared on all the electrical plugs and cords. The word Jam-wired!! is written on the walls, with arrows pointing to the outlets.
4. The Cold Squad shows up at your door within minutes of your return home
3. Something female is screaming in a foreign language in your basement. There is a trail of rotten lettuce down the steps.
2. All of your opera CD’s have disappeared and have been replaced with every CD Queen ever put out.
1. Look behind your fridge. Present for you!!!


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