1. "Our other starship seperates into 3 pieces!"
2. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day.....think about it."
3. "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker"
4. "Guns don't kill people. Class 2 phasers do."
5. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
6. "CAUTION.....We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
7. "If you can read this, don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
8. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
9. "Bald on Board"
10. "If this ship's a-rockin', we're going through an energy field."
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