"Those boys, always so quick to overreact... Wait a minute. Did they say "bug"?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AHHHHHHHHH!
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!! DIE DIE DIE!!"
"All this time I thought that Master Qui-Gon was supposed to defend all life, no matter how pathetic. I mean, I thought for sure that any creature he found we'd end bringing home with us. Of course, the last thing we needed was a bug living in our living room. Jar-Jar already took that space."
"BUG!!!"
"KILL IT!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!! DIE DIE DIE!!!"
"KILL IT!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!! DIE DIE DIE!!!"
"EVIL BEAST THINGS THAT EAT DUNG!! DIE DIE DIE!!!"
"From a Jedi? I'm impressed. I didn't know you had it in you."
"I'm an unconventional Jedi. I seem to make it a hobby to go against the Jedi council. It's far more entertaining than I would have originally thought."
"The Sith could use someone like you... Nah, never mind. We've got enough people who enjoy tormenting the Jedi council already. I'll just have to impale you."
"Not now, I hope."
"Oh, no, that comes much later. I need your brat apprentice to be watching."
"Perhaps that little performance of mine with Qui-Gon will replace Jingle Bells. Not only were the colors appropriate, but the theme is so much more joyful than "dashing though the snow." Snow is cold and white. What good is white?"
"I believe the bug is very dead now.
The way it belongs.
All who oppose the Sith shall share in it's fate."