{{The scene fades in.
You're riding inside a vehicle and you can tell you're
approaching a large set of steel gates. On the gate is a large
number "1". As the car stops at the top of the gateway,
the driver of the vehicle presses a few digits on the keypad and
within seconds, the large metal doors swing open. The driver
begins to drive the car through the gate. It's around 7:30 p.m.
local time. The large mansion home of Skarrphace comes into view,
and it's lit up like the Rockafeller Center Christmas Tree. There
are already several cars parked out front, and the driver has a
hard time trying to find a place to park his 1983 Mustang. He
does finally find a space and stops the car. The driver and
cameraman get out of the vehicle and begin to make their way to
the front door. As they make their way, they can hear some
festive music being played inside. The door to the mansion is
open as the two men from the UWA make their way inside. Once
inside, the music gets a bit louder as they round the corner into
the large sitting room to the right of the entrance way.
Immediately, they see a group of men talking, all with drinks in
hand, laughing. The camera gets closer and picks up the following
conversation.}}
Soulja
Smallz: So I
say to the guy....listen, I ain't got time for this bullshit...give
me back my hundred and you can have the bitch back...I'm not
interested....*laughs*
{{The group busts out
laughing as the conversation continues.}}
Executioner: Yeah, so what do you guys think of this
Y2K hype? I mean, I hear it's a bunch of shit really and nobody
has anything to be worried about?
Jayson
Blaze: I think
everything is being so hyped up that when nothing happens, it's
gonna be a tremendous let-down....think about it...Australia, New
Zealand....even damn Vietnam got over Y2K without anything bad
happening...so how bad could it be for California and the rest of
the U.S.A.??
Skarrphace: It's all a bunch of shit if you ask me....but
then again, people have hyped stuff for so long, stuff from the
past....when everybody thought it was gonna turn out one way,
"BOOM!", and it's gone....like a fad...and so will it
be with Y2K....*notices the cameraman*....oh, hey there....can I get you a
drink? I didn't think so....operating such heavy equipment under
the influence has got to be against some sort of law, eh guys?
{{The crew again laughs
together as the conversation continues.}}
Jayson
Blaze: Oh...I
see you're from the UWA....Mr. Scotty Thunder sent you over here,
I would imagine...tryin' to get the scoop on the Legends and what
the greatest faction in all of e-wrestling is up to on this New
Year's Eve of Y2K....
Skarrphace: We're up to another bottle of gin, I
can tell ya that! *laughs*
Soulja
Smallz: Damn,
already? Ok....well, I hope you're stocked up tonight, 'Phace man,
because the Legends party one way and that is all mother-fuckin'
out!
Skarrphace: Believe you me....I have got more
liquor in the back than one man should be allowed to have....we
won't run out, and if we do....we'll take the First Annual
Legends Y2K bash mobile, killa....*laughs*
Soulja
Smallz: *finishes his drink
and sets the glass down on the marble coffee table* I like the way you think, 'Phace man...I
knew there was a good reason I got you into the Legends....
Skarrphace: You damn right....*cell phone rings*...shit, lemme get this....*flips open the face
of the phone*....Yeah,
this is 'Phace....*pause*....oh yeah, what up Hoefel....*pause*....no shit! *laughs* Well alright, you know we always got room for
honeys....*pause*....how much??? *pauses, then spits
out some of his drink*....get
out! Damn man....you got the papers, right? Nah, man, I think I
got it straight....yeah....*pause*....hey, you bring what you got and get your ass
to my place....I got the booze and the music pumpin'.....tonight
will be a night to remember! *laughs*....yeah, bro....aight, cool....we'll see ya....peace...*flips the phone
closed and sticks it back in his pocket*
Jayson
Blaze: Lemme
guess....dat's Hoefel and he's comin' with a couple surprises?
Skarrphace: Oh you know it, killa! Double H is
bringin' the good stuff....in it's two best forms, if you know
what I mean....
Soulja
Smallz: What
did I tell you about Hoefel??? He always comes through in the end
for the Legends, baby! This shit is on....I gotta whizz....be
back in a minute....
Skarrphace: You remember where the bathroom is,
right Smallz?
Soulja
Smallz: Yeah
man....I got it....
Skarrphace: And hey.....I aim to please, so you aim,
too, please....*laughs*
{{Executioner, Blaze
and Skarrphace continue talking as the cameraman surveys the room.
There are some more people gathered inside the large sitting room,
most of them you don't recognize. The butler, Johnson, walks in
and gives a message to Skarrphace and Skarrphace leaves the room
as the scene quickly fades to black.}}
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