(The scene opens up on your screen. Once again, you are riding in a car. It's nighttime. The lights of the city are in full force. You turn and see Skarrphace driving the vehicle. On the stereo inside the car, you hear "Look Into My Eyez" by Bone, Thugz-N-Harmony, playing on the CD-changer. Skarrphace has his window rolled down all the way and his arm out the window a bit. He's got a pair of brown slacks on, a multi-colored, patterned shirt on, and his customary platinum chain with the pendant "1" on it. As the car is stopped at a red light. Skarrphace notices the red light on the camera on, he turns for a brief moment, staring into the camera as if looking at someone.)


Skarrphace: *peering into the camera, closely* Rock....Rock Startling....is....is that you? *laughs* Of course it's not you....you're nowhere to be found....and that's to be expected....who could blame you....this is probably exactly how it happened....wait....one second....


(The traffic light turns green and Skarrphace begins to drive on, continuing to speak but keeping his eyes on the road, almost.)


Skarrphace: Anyways, like I was saying....this is probably how it went down....you're sitting in that rathole of a dump you call your house...swatting as many flies away as you can....eyeing the leftover pizza still two days old in the box as if it's some sort of filet mignon.....and you get a knock on the door....you go to the door, dressed in your Mick Foley special black joggin' pants and half torn t-shirt....you open the door and the stench of the place nearly knocks the mailman over as he shoves a letter in your face and runs off.....you take the letter, and are confused as to why the mailman ran so quickly, but took it to mean that he was probably scared of what you might to do him and so that boosted your ego....*laughs*...anyways, you took the letter....and on the letter it read "Legendary Wrestling" and it was marked "IMPORTANT"....being out of work like you obviously were, you opened it quickly, reading that inside the President of Legendary Wrestling wanted to cut you a break and get the man known as Rock Startling back into the ring....now, at this time, you probably pissed on yourself, so overcome with excitement you couldn't hold in the 12 pack of Natural Light Ice you just downed all by yourself....so you took the letter and the application...you filled it out and mailed it off with the last stamp you had left....you couldn't sleep for days....until finally, another knock on your door and the same scared mailman was there...."Oh goodie!" you thought to yourself as he had yet another envelope marked "IMPORTANT" from Legendary Wrestling....you quickly ripped open the envelope....and there...in big bold letters....was the name of the man you were assigned to face in your first ever match in Legendary Wrestling....you, again, nearly pissed on yourself, but this time, not because of any excitement or joy, but this time because of fear and anxiety....the name you saw on that piece of paper was my name...it was Skarrphace....


(At this time, the car has stopped. You're inside a parking deck. Skarrphace gets out of the car and so you instinctly get out of the car with him. Skarrphace locks the Range Rover up and with a quick *beep, boop beep*, you know the car is protected. Skarrphace continues to speak as he walks towards a large group of elevators.)


Skarrphace: Man, Rock, you have just disappeared...but come Wednesday night, you'd better show up....I came to this organization for some quality competition....I've been around the block....been to FWF.....been to GFWA.....been to IWF.....they have all ended the same, with Skarrphace's name in lights and the rest of the league looking up to me....I get contacted by Legendary Wrestling and I think to myself....ok, now it's my time to put on a show....my time to step full-force into the limelight....and I don't plan on wasting this opportunity....my reign starts on Wednesday....and I guess you yourself have decided how your reign will begin....with a big, fat, stinkin' LOSS on your record, courtesy of THE ONLY 1 THAT MATTERS *holds up his "1" pendant*.....the ONLY 1......


(Skarrphace gets to the elevators and presses the "DOWN" arrow. The button lights up. After a moment or two, the doors swoosh open and Skarrphace boards the elevator. Within seconds, the door swoosh shut again and Skarrphace is gone. The scene then fades out.)

 


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