(The scene
opens up on your screen. Once again, you are riding in a car. It's
nighttime. The lights of the city are in full force. You turn and
see Skarrphace driving the vehicle. On the stereo inside the car,
you hear "Look Into My Eyez" by Bone, Thugz-N-Harmony,
playing on the CD-changer. Skarrphace has his window rolled down
all the way and his arm out the window a bit. He's got a pair of
brown slacks on, a multi-colored, patterned shirt on, and his
customary platinum chain with the pendant "1" on it. As
the car is stopped at a red light. Skarrphace notices the red
light on the camera on, he turns for a brief moment, staring into
the camera as if looking at someone.)
Skarrphace:
*peering into the
camera, closely* Rock....Rock Startling....is....is that you? *laughs* Of course it's not you....you're
nowhere to be found....and that's to be expected....who could
blame you....this is probably exactly how it happened....wait....one
second....
(The traffic
light turns green and Skarrphace begins to drive on, continuing
to speak but keeping his eyes on the road, almost.)
Skarrphace:
Anyways, like I was
saying....this is probably how it went down....you're sitting in
that rathole of a dump you call your house...swatting as many
flies away as you can....eyeing the leftover pizza still two days
old in the box as if it's some sort of filet mignon.....and you
get a knock on the door....you go to the door, dressed in your
Mick Foley special black joggin' pants and half torn t-shirt....you
open the door and the stench of the place nearly knocks the
mailman over as he shoves a letter in your face and runs off.....you
take the letter, and are confused as to why the mailman ran so
quickly, but took it to mean that he was probably scared of what
you might to do him and so that boosted your ego....*laughs*...anyways, you took the
letter....and on the letter it read "Legendary Wrestling"
and it was marked "IMPORTANT"....being out of work like
you obviously were, you opened it quickly, reading that inside
the President of Legendary Wrestling wanted to cut you a break
and get the man known as Rock Startling back into the ring....now,
at this time, you probably pissed on yourself, so overcome with
excitement you couldn't hold in the 12 pack of Natural Light Ice
you just downed all by yourself....so you took the letter and the
application...you filled it out and mailed it off with the last
stamp you had left....you couldn't sleep for days....until
finally, another knock on your door and the same scared mailman
was there...."Oh goodie!" you thought to yourself as he
had yet another envelope marked "IMPORTANT" from
Legendary Wrestling....you quickly ripped open the envelope....and
there...in big bold letters....was the name of the man you were
assigned to face in your first ever match in Legendary Wrestling....you,
again, nearly pissed on yourself, but this time, not because of
any excitement or joy, but this time because of fear and anxiety....the
name you saw on that piece of paper was my name...it was
Skarrphace....
(At this time,
the car has stopped. You're inside a parking deck. Skarrphace
gets out of the car and so you instinctly get out of the car with
him. Skarrphace locks the Range Rover up and with a quick *beep,
boop beep*, you know the car is protected. Skarrphace continues
to speak as he walks towards a large group of elevators.)
Skarrphace:
Man, Rock, you
have just disappeared...but come Wednesday night, you'd better
show up....I came to this organization for some quality
competition....I've been around the block....been to FWF.....been
to GFWA.....been to IWF.....they have all ended the same, with
Skarrphace's name in lights and the rest of the league looking up
to me....I get contacted by Legendary Wrestling and I think to
myself....ok, now it's my time to put on a show....my time to
step full-force into the limelight....and I don't plan on wasting
this opportunity....my reign starts on Wednesday....and I guess
you yourself have decided how your reign will begin....with a big,
fat, stinkin' LOSS on your record, courtesy of THE ONLY 1 THAT
MATTERS *holds
up his "1" pendant*.....the ONLY 1......
(Skarrphace
gets to the elevators and presses the "DOWN" arrow. The
button lights up. After a moment or two, the doors swoosh open
and Skarrphace boards the elevator. Within seconds, the door
swoosh shut again and Skarrphace is gone. The scene then fades
out.)