(The scene fades in. You seem to be inside of a restaurant, with waiters hustling and bustling. There is a cloud of smoke around the ceiling of the room and hearty conversations moving throughout. The camera pans the crowd of people inside the establishment and you see several couples enjoying a meal, there you see a couple of business men in suits carrying on a conversation....then the camera focuses in on a pair of individuals in the corner table. One of the men is Skarrphace, the other in unknown to you at this time. Skarrphace is still in his Adidas pull-off pants, his Adidas pullover jacket, and his platinum chain with the pendant "1" on it. The unknown man is wearing a pair of dark blue jeans, a gray t-shirt and a Pittsburgh Pirates hat. He also has some sunglasses on his hat. This is the conversation the camera picks up as it focuses in.)

Skarrphace: So anyway, he was like askin' me for my identification...and I told him, man, I'm the one who signs your paychecks....who do you think you are?? He just started shakin'...*laughs*

Unknown Man: *laughs* That's the kinda stuff you've gotta put up with around here. No one seems to know who you are until you make a big splash. And hell, I would've thought bein' International Champion would do that for you....

(Skarrphace notices the camera and motions for it to come closer.)

Skarrphace: Oh, so here's the guys that have been following me around all day and night....the crew from the LW.....why don't you take the time and introduce yourself real quick....they'd better get used to hearing your name anyways....

Unknown Man: Should I? I mean, I don't want to ruin the surprise.

Skarrphace: Actually....you may be right....but for future reference, I'll just call you "The Awesome One" *laughs*

The Awesome One: Sounds good to me...it has a nice ring to it.

Skarrphace: So how's life been treatin' you man...we haven't talked in a while.....

The Awesome One: Same-ol', same-ol'. It's just been rough. A lotta guys try to come around me...talk a lotta stuff...then when it's all over, another one bites the dust. It's quite repetitive....

Skarrphace: What I can't understand is how they haven't been able to figure out why they can't beat you....it's probably a lot like why XTC is gonna be so shocked when his ass is beat Wednesday night....I mean, how much does one person have to hear before they realize the inevitabul, as Sky Sunder would say *laughs*

The Awesome One: *laughs* There's no doubt about it. And you know I'll be the first one there Wednesday to stand over XTC's silly ass and laugh at him right along side you. He knows he can't handle the power...the skill...the grace of the 'Phace.

(Just then a waiter comes up and delivers a couple drinks to the table. He hurries off after being given a look by Skarrphace.)

The Awesome One: How many times do I have to tell you...don't scare away the hired help! *laughs*

Skarrphace: They always come at the wrong time! *laughs* But seriously, did you hear what he had to say the other day? He was beating up a cashier....bitchin' at some guy at Taco Bell...all that.....I mean, it's a shitload of hot air....he doesn't have the skills to even be in the ring with me....and when Wednesday night rolls around, and The Awesome One and the 'Phace enter the building, The Empire is in full effect, and XTC has a bullseye painted right on his freakin' chest....and his head, and his back....and his face....*laughs*...Why must I continue to say it....I am the ONLY 1 THAT MATTERS...and along with The Awesome One, The Empire cannot be stopped....the 'Phace cannot be defeated....and The Reign of the Awesome One....is.....inevitabul? *laughs*

The Awesome One: Shit man....you're damn right it is.....but listen, we need to jet, we've got some shit to take care of at the pad, with a few lady friends I brought with me from PA....so what about that check, killa?

(Skarrphace motions for the waiter to return, and as he does, Skarrphace and The Awesome One stand up and Skarrphace pulls out a couple hundred dollar bills and lays them on the table. The two men walk out as the camera fades out.)

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