The following roleplay is certified as an official Skarrphace roleplay and should be read as such. So, it would appear as if Kronos wants to curse and call names in his latest interview which he calls a "straight shoot".... Son, you don't know what shitbox you've opened up now....but all I can say is this. You ain't seen a "shoot" til you get to me. So listen up, shut your mouth, and pay attention, and maybe you'll do a little better next time. Bitch. |
Reality Bites - The
Reprise
Dulling the Senses
In world news today, officials decreed that wrestler Michael Anthony Vincenetti, alias Skarrphace, must be stopped. After being monitored by secret service agents for 2 years, evidence leads Tobacco & Fire Arms officials to believe that is literally dope interviews promote drug usage and distribution, degrade women, influence gambling, promote and teach violence, and more importantly, it's influencing our minors and destroying our communities. Officials say he's a lord of underground wrestling, and him and his interviews must be stopped. |
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The scene fades into your picture. Darkness envelopes you. Then
suddenly, a spotlight, bright, shines down from nowhere. Looking
up, the light blinds you for a moment, then your eyes adjust.
Standing in the spotlight is Skarrphace himself, dressed in an
all-black Armani suit, much like the one from before, only this
time, he has a black mock turtleneck on underneath, and against
the darkness, it would appear as if you almost only see his hands
and his head. He has a pair of sunglasses on and he seems to be
looking down. He speaks slowly, as the silence echos with his
words . . . . .
Skarrphace: Kronos. Listen. Yours words fell on my
ears, Kronos. And what amazes me the most is that you actually
had the gall to say to someone how much of disadvantage it was
for me to compare you to a normal human being. YOU PROVE NOTHING.
I'm not going to begin by talking about how I'm going to destroy
you at Chaos, no, that would be too....predictable. I'm not going
to talk about how you are leaving the NWWF after this match with
me, regardless, as YOU say, of the outcome....no, that would be
too....predictable, wouldn't it, Kronos? No, I think the best
thing for me to do in this situation is simply make a fool out of
you...but then again, I don't have to try TOO hard, now do I? You
certainly are doing a great job of that yourself. So, I'm going
to make a few statements of fact to you tonight, Kronos. Tonight,
another dose of reality will slam you in the face, but it's not
the kind of reality you think I'm going to show you, no....it's
much different. You've painted a picture in your mind of how
unbeatable you are. When, in fact, you are the most beatable man
I've ever had to face in my career. Why? Oh...let me count the
ways.
. .
. . . Skarrphace moves a little to his right, spotlight following
him, and then he stops . . . . .
Skarrphace: Now, let me ask you a question, it's
rhetorical, so don't bother answering it. What exactly was funny
about my first interview this week? What amused you regarding the
life and death scenarios you witnessed? Was it something I
missed? I thought it was both triumphant and tragic. Maybe you
didn't take the time to actually LISTEN to my words or SEE what I
showed you, Kronos. Maybe you actually thought it wasn't worth
your time. And you see, that's one of my points....you're a lazy
wrestler, Kronos. Lazy and worthless. You don't know how to beat
your opponents because you don't think they have a chance against
you, so you don't bother to learn about them. Word got around to
me that you thought that I was not speaking truth about you in my
interview. In this business, Kronos, truth is in the eye of the
beholder. You claim to be created, not born. I say that's
bullshit. Your gimmick might force you to claim these things, but
you are a man, with flesh and bone and blood, but obviously not
much brain. You were beaten. You will continue to be beaten. Why?
Because you contradict yourself. All the time. You say I am
worthless, but yet I have your attention, don't I? I cause you to
run shoots because you are so pissed at my words, yet, you don't
know exactly what it is I'm saying. The reality of the situation
is you never had a chance against me, Kronos. You don't have a
chance against me. You know it and I know it. So why don't we cut
through it, alright? You're leaving the NWWF for good after this
match, this last event. You think you're a revolutionary...you
think you're a superstar. What you really are is a person who has
failed to win over anyone because he's constantly berated them.
Nobody cares about you, Kronos. You may think they do, but they
don't. Nobody cares if you leave. Nobody cares that you're from
Area 51. Nobody cares that you're from Celestine, or whatever
God-awful place it is you say you come from. They just see you as
a has-been who doesn't know an interview from a hole in the
ground. But the worst thing about is....they feel sorry for you.
But you know something....I DON'T.
. .
. . . Skarrphace moves a bit to his left now, and then stops and
continues . . . . .
Skarrphace: Your interview....word after word of
it....you lashed out at me, trying to sound realistic, but all
you did was further the belief of how very disconnected you are
from the Reality. You want to throw the things which I claim dear
to me, my heritage and my pride. You want to throw those things
in my face as proof that you have some reality in you. You don't.
You think I don't know you, Kronos? You think your story has
fallen on deaf ears? How the fuck can that be possible? Your
fucking interviews last for a day and a half. You're so goddamn
long-winded, you really should run with Gore on the next
Presidential ticket....the loud mouth and the passive-aggressive
faggot. What a ticket that'd be. Of course, you'd get some
sympathy votes, as you probably will when it comes down to the
winner of our little sware'. You're leaving. What does that mean
to me? It means you're yesterday's news, Kronos. Yesterday's news
that will get thrown out with the trash come Sunday. You claim to
have reached some status of immortality. Immortality is a state
of mind, not something you attain. You might think you are
immortal, but no one is. NO ONE IS IMMORTAL, KRONOS, NOT EVEN
YOU. Actually, especially not you. I've tasted your blood....my
fists have pounded your flesh and bone. Your eyes have rolled
back into the back of your head on several occasions due to my
blows and I know that to be true. You are mortal. You will die,
as will I. But you at least have a chance to gain some respect on
Sunday. And I know that's what you want. You want to be
respected. You consider yourself a visionary, but in truth, you
just want the respect of the NWWF. You want Shane Henderson's
respect. You want Kip Reed's respect. You want MY respect. And I
will at least give you that....I will say that you will at least
have the chance to earn it from me. I give away nothing. You may
try and earn it. You can forget the others though. Everyone in
the NWWF Front Office...the Roster of the NWWF....they've lost
all respect for you, any that they had, which probably wasn't
much. They lost it. You caused it to happen, too, so just shut
your mouth.
. .
. . . Skarrphace steps closer to the camera, stops and looks dead
into it . . . . .
Skarrphace: One last thing before I go, Kronos. You
claimed several times in your interview that you cannot be
controlled. Here again is an example of how very little you pay
attention to things in life. There is always a puppet master
pulling the strings. You may think you have control, but you
don't. You do know who the ultimate puppet master is, don't you?
God himself. God himself pulls the strings, he sets the world in
motion. Everything happens for a reason, Kronos. You were born
into this world, however much you'd like to think you were
created in Area 51 as some project for world domination. God
brought you into this world, and He will be the last one to take
you out. But not the next one. Because I plan on being the next
one. But you seem to think you cannot be controlled, when all
this time you are actually being handled in a way you cannot
possibly understand. Words...my words, to be precise. Set you
off, didn't it? Pissed you off, didn't it? Yes, it did. Control
is such a wonderful thing isn't it? Listen Brett, I will say this
one time. So listen up. I AM THE GODDAMN PUPPET MASTER. I AM THE
MAN BEHIND THE SCENES MAKING YOU SWEAT, MAKING YOU WORK, MAKING
YOU BLEED. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PAWN, SON. YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND
THIS. YOU ARE A JOKE TO EVERYONE IN THIS BUSINESS. YOU ARE A
FUCKING JOKE AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, NO ONE WILL FUCKING NOTICE.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU. NOBODY CARES IF YOU DIE, NOBODY CARES IF
YOU LEAVE. Chaos will be here soon. In more ways than one. You
simply cannot know how I'm going to enjoy beating your ass and
making you feel the shame of your last match in NWWF history
being a loss to The Only 1 That Matters. It's as inevitable as
Christmas. Merry Christmas, you fucking loser. I'll see YOU on
Sunday.
. .
. . . Skarrphace stares into the camera, then, walks off, the
spotlight shutting off, and the scene fades to black . . . . .
You think that Kronos will be able to understand all that? I know it's a lot of words but at least I saved everyone the trouble of a 40K interview. I mean, who has TIME to read all that shit? Not me. No more, NWWF. Kronos' time is done. And so is his career. You can all thank me later. |