Reflections

The following is a SkarrPhace roleplay. The proper steps should be taken at this time to insure that you are fully prepared for the mental assault that is about to take place on your brain. No representation of legal services provided are said to be greater than the representation of legal services performed by others.

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In world news today, officials decreed that wrestler Michael Vincenetti, alias Skarrphace, must be stopped. After being monitored by secret service agents for 2 years, evidence leads Tobacco & Fire Arms officials to believe that is literally dope interviews promote drug usage and distribution, degrade women, influence gambling, promote and teach violence, and more importantly, it's influencing our minors and destroying our communities. Officials say he's a lord of underground wrestling, and him and his interviews must be stopped.

. . . . . The scene fades into the screen and from what you can see, it looks to be a dressing room of some kind. Large, circular. There are several lockers on one side, all wooden in their shape. The camera pans the room. Some music is coming from a television monitor placed on a small table. The camera continues panning the room and you see a man sitting in a chair, leaning back, lifting two legs off the ground while rocking back, keeping his balance. You recognize the man in the chair as Skarrphace. He continues to rock back and you see he's looking at the monitor, when suddenly a door to his left opens up, the door to the room, and in comes someone else you recognize, GFWA Champion, "Awesome" Adam King . . . . .

"Awesome" Adam King: Didn't your teachers ever tell you to put four on the floor, 'Phace? *grinning*

. . . . . Skarrphace jolts to his feet, slamming his chair down to the ground and bursts out laughing as he gets to his feet and shakes King's hand . . . . .

Skarrphace: Kingfish! How the hell'd they let a rival company's champion in the building? *laughs*

"Awesome" Adam King: *holds up a plastic card hanging from his neck with the letter "A" on it* Class A press pass...I'm covering this show for LordsofPain.net....or at least that's what I told them I was doin'....*laughs*.....I was here to watch your debut...

"Awesome" Adam King: Remember you? I think that they are not gonna be able to forget you for a long time....you got a lotta balls to whack who you whacked on your first night....

Skarrphace: *sitting back down in the chair, leaning back again on his back two chair legs* C'mon, King....have you EVER known me to shy away from the spotlight? I mean, this place is just DYING for some 'Phace attention, and by God, they are gonna get some....a Sunday dinner helping of the Only 1 That Matters, if you can dig it....have a seat, champ, stay a while...*chuckles*

. . . . . King takes a seat across from Skarrphace as he continues speaking, the music from the monitor turned down a bit now . . . . .

"Awesome" Adam King: Yeah, I think I will...so how you think you're gonna like it here?

Skarrphace: Aww, Kingfish, you know me man, I can make it work wherever I go. The NWWF is a great company, but it is in dire need of a guy like me. What do I bring to the table....I bring superior athleticism...I bring a keen intellect....I bring ratings....I bring the entire package, and Shane Henderson knows it. I mean, when I was sitting in my study and got the call, I knew it was all good from the word 'go', and the plan was set in motion...the only thing that changed was when Henderson got in my face, he had to taste it too...

"Awesome" Adam King: Yeah, you never hesitated....you hit the ring and cleaned house, including the President of the company...

"Awesome" Adam King: Yeah...so what are your plans here? I mean, you've achieved as much as anyone...what else is there left for you?

Skarrphace: Well, I certainly don't need the money....I don't need the gold, although gold is always nice...

Skarrphace: I guess I'm just here for one reason....when it all comes down to it...the nitty gritty....I just love what I do. This is me, Adam. This is who I am. I'm a wrestler. I'm damn good, and I know how to make it work. From curtain to close, I am the premiere athlete in sports entertainment today....present company excluded, of course....

Skarrphace: So I'm here....to make damn sure that everyone knows that I am the Only 1 That Matters...and the rest of the NWWF...simply doesn't.

"Awesome" Adam King: Hey, you weren't the only one that made a debut tonight....did you see that lame duck Kronos? He squashed another one tonight....his wins are getting force-fed...

Skarrphace: Yeah, but some chump in a ski mask put at least a temporary stop on it....whoever that guy is, I'd like to shake his hand...

"Awesome" Adam King: Yeah, so listen, I got Chaos out back here waiting in the limo for us...shall we paint the town red in celebration of another fruitful debut of the 'Phace or what here?

Skarrphace: *standing up, grabbing his suitcase* Sounds like THE plan to me....lead the way, Champ....

"Awesome" Adam King: *standing up as well* I like when you say that, call me that the rest of the night....*grins*

Skarrphace: Get outta here...*shoves him out the door, turning the lights off and laughing*

Not much of a debut you say? Nah, not by a long shot....but the time will come when all God's children will be made to see the error of their ways....

What am I talkin' about?

Let's party....shit, I'm outta here....