-[ The fear of all
men. Death. It knocks on the door of the strong with no
regards to them. But Death
comes to us all. Strong, weak. Young, old. Death has no
favorites and it plays no games. But now we
as an organization must come to grips with reality. The
reality of the situation is that the man who calls
himself
The Only 1 That Matters is debuting in the FWF at
Resurrection. He has an opponent. His opponent's name
is "Breakdown" Dee Brown. ]-
-[I
wonder if he knows that he has the same name as a player
for the Toronto Raptors? ]-
-[ You can see from
where you stand the large hole in the very rock. The
mountain stretches high above
you and attempts to overcome you. You press on. You enter
the cave and begin your descent. The air turns
cold. Strange, it's June 1st, it shouldn't be this cool
down here. Then, as you walk down the stairwell, the air
turns from cold to extremely thick and hot. You cough a
moment to get your breath. The light disappears and
you are left with only the wall to guide you. ]-
*BAM!*
-[ You run right
into a door. Reaching, you find the doorknob. You twist
and push, opening the door. The heat
then goes away as another cool spell washes over your
body and the sweat that had formed on your brow
evaporates.
Standing in the very red room is Skarrphace, beside a
workout bike. He looks like he just got off it because
the wheels
are still spinning and Skarrphace has broken a sweat. He
looks up. You approach. ]-
{ - Skarrphace - } "Breakdown" Dee Brown. *sigh* It would appear that my words the
other night were fruitless. The FWF Front Office refuses
to give me any of the men I listed that night at the
upcoming Pay-Per-View, so be it. The man I must destroy
is Dee Brown. He calls himself "Breakdown".
I've pondered this for many days now, thinkin' about what
exactly that could mean. Could it be that he likes to
break down when facing opponents, so much so that he
cannot function on his own? Perhaps. Is he some kind of
breakdancer that likes to get down to early 80's rap
songs? Not likely....so perhaps it's some sort of
acronym....you know....each letter in the word represents
something....yes, that must be it. So let's take a moment
and figure out what those letters stand for....shall we?
-[ Skarrphace takes
a walk around the room, walking over to an ice chest on
the ground. Opening it up,
he takes out what looks to be a water bottle and opens
it. He pours out some on his head, and then finishes
the bottle up, tossing it into the trashcan and walking
around the room once more. ]-
{ - Skarrphace - } Let's take it one letter at a time....9
letters....let's get started...."B"
stands for....busted lip, nose and
head....which is exactly what's going to happen to you
when we face off at Resurrection....and that's not all
you'll end up with....but it's a start. Next we have "R",
which stands for recovery, which is
exactly what you'll need when I'm done kickin' your ass
all over the fuckin' arena come Sunday night.....that's
good, we've got "B" and "R"....next
we have...."E", which can
stand for many things, but in this case it stands for each
time you come at me, I'll keep givin' you this right hand
right upside your head....or maybe it stands for extremely
stupid, for getting into the ring with me....yeah, I like
that one better.....so there we have "B",
"R", and "E".....you
can guess what's next, Dee....
-[
Skarrphace takes a walk around the room again, this time
grabbing a jump-rope, and starting to jump rope
to the music in the room. He continues to speak, as if
uninterrupted by the jumping. ]-
{ - Skarrphace - } That's right....it's "A"....and
it stands for ass-whippin'....a grade-A ass-whippin'
that will be delivered by me.....yeah, that's a good one
for "A"....next we have "K",
now "K", that's a hard one to
figure....oh yeah, "K" stands
for me kickin' your face in personally
after the referee rings the bell on Sunday night.....see,
I've got to make an example out of
you.....ah, another one for "E".....but
that's not what's next is it, Dee? Next we have "D"...."D"
is one of my favorite letters....you can come up with so
many things for "D", can't
you? "D" could be for destruction...devestation.....decapitation....but
in this case, it simply means that you, Dee Brown are dead....
-[ Skarrphace stops
jumping rope and now moves to get his towel from the rack
on the wall.
Stopping a moment to catch his breath, he towels off
before continuing. ]-
{ - Skarrphace - } Now...what's that leave us on....ah
yes...."O"....."O"
can be a lot of things too....but for you, "O"
stands for oh my God, here comes
Skarrphace again to kick my ass....*laughs*.....which is exactly what you'll
be screaming when I refuse to pin you and keep coming
back for more....now, we're almost done, Dee, so pay
attention....next we have the letter "W".....well
that's pretty self-explanatory there, isn't it?
"W" stands for the win
I'm going to get at Resurrection after whippin'
your ass all over the goddamn arena.....so that brings us
to the letter "N".....this is
my personal favorite, you see....because if there's one
thing I want you to understand, Mr. Brown, is that you
should never, EVER underestimate the
'Phace. I am the only person you should be thinkin' about
right now. Sunday night will come soon, and there will be
nothing that can stop what's going to
happen to you. Mark my words, Dee Brown, you will never
recover from the beating I will administer to you...never.
*deep
breath* Now,
that concludes our little lesson today.....make sure you
pick up your parental permission slips and have your
parents sign them, bring them back to class tomorrow so
you can make sure and go on the field trip....do not pass
Go, do not collect $200, and get the fuck outta here.....
-[ Skarrphace
stares right into the camera and as he does, the scene
fades to black. ]-
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