the 'Phace at Farmclub

{{The scene fades in from the fuzz on your screen.
Immediately, you're engulfed in a loud sound. The sound is a song, but you don't know where it's coming from.
As you look around, you see these signs everywhere...

....There are several people around, milling about together and the music is loud.
You look to your far right and you see Skarrphace standing with some people, a few women and a couple guys as well.
You stand up from your seated position and begin to approach them. As you do the music gets a bit softer.
You turn back to see why and you see you were practically standing next to a large speaker.
As you turn back to face the way you were walking, you nearly bump into the back of one of the females in Skarrphace's group.
Skarrphace is dressed in a pair of black slacks with a tight cream-colored shirt on. His plantium chain on as well,
with the pendant "1" on it. It's shining in the lights of the room. Skarrphace turns to you and grins.
There is a man standing next to Skarrphace. He's about the same height as Skarrphace, only he has dirty blonde hair,
tied in a ponytail in the back of his head. He's dressed similar to that of Skarrphace, and has a platinum chain on as well,
only with an "X" pendant on it, shining in the lights. Skarrphace speaks to you as the females move to the side.}}

Skarrphace: Well, no matter where I go, they always seem to find me, X....oh, before I go on, so things are much easier from this point....let me introduce to you my friend and compadre'...."The Exceptional" Xavier Apollo....just call him X....

Xavier Apollo: It's like a nickname that never goes away....*laughs*

Skarrphace: Well it fits ya partner....now as I was sayin'....no matter where I go, even to the Farmclub show, they seem to find me....well, if you must know, I'm here hangin' out backstage at the Farmclub show waitin' for my bro DMX to finish his set....but while you're here, I might as well drop the knowledge on you about last Wednesday night....

Xavier Apollo: Was it that long ago? *grins*

Skarrphace: Hey now, nothing about that....the 'Phace was in true form again as Mr. NC-17 was witness, both physically and mentally, to the assault that is Skarrphace....and I pinned him right in the center of the ring....1 - 2 - 3.....and now, just as the 'Phace has promised, he moves on in the Universal Title Tournament to face....a man they call Chris Calhoun....now I've had a few people call me about this guy...ever since it was announced that he was my next opponent, I've had people come up to me, people callin' me on my digital phone and they're tellin' me that this Calhoun....he's the real deal, that this Calhoun is nothing to laugh at....that this Calhoun is someone the 'Phace should take *pause* seriously....

Xavier Apollo: Well 'Phace man, this guy is pretty dead on....you think maybe you need to recognize?

Skarrphace: Let me tell you somethin', X, man.....this man they call Calhoun can't hold a candle to the 'Phace. He's not in the same league as the 'Phace, and furthermore....well, let's put it this way, when Wednesday night rolls around, it's going to be time to put a beatdown on this man for once in his pathetic life. Calhoun, here's fair warning....I'm on top of my game right now. I'm in the best shape of my life...wait, what the hell am I saying, I'm always in the best shape of my life...the 'Phace is a pure athlete. The 'Phace is a headturner...the 'Phace is a one-of-a-kind, knee-jerkin', head-turnin' Class A mother fucker and when it's all said and done, CC, and the bell rings, you are in MY world now...and my world consists of two things, and two things only....number one, my world is full of pain....and the person giving the pain is me and the person receiving the pain is you. And number two in my world is that there is NO chance for you to walk into the Orena in Orlando, Florida and come out with a win....because I will guaran-damn-tee that when the dust settles and the smoke has clearned and all the fans are on their feet, the name they will be screaming in unison will be that of THE ONLY 1 THAT MATTERS....that name belongs to me, CC...that name belongs to Skarrphace....the ONLY 1.

{{Just then the door opens up that's nearest to Skarrphace and DMX walks into the room.
A flood of women run up to him but he bypasses them as he sees Skarrphace and Xavier in the room.
He walks up to them and slaps hands with Skarrphace and Knox.}}

DMX: Yo, 'Phace man....you see that set, killa?!?

Skarrphace: Shit was tight, D....tight as....well gotta keep it clean, but you know what shit was tight like....

DMX: Coo' man....hey, I gotsa do some shit over here for the publicist....I'll be done in like 3 minutes and we're gonna jet...aight?

Skarrphace: Aight man....

{{DMX walks off as he gets with his publicist. Skarrphace turns back to the camera.}}

Skarrphace: Talk about in demand....huh X?

Xavier Apollo: Yeah man....this party is gonna be wild....D throws the best after-parties....all the honeys and all the....well, let me stop right there....this is still a family show, right 'Phace man? *grins*

Skarrphace: You betcha, X....CC, you've got a few days to let these words of mine sink in....let it get to ya brain and to ya heart....know that this is the Truth that I speak, as if it was spoken by the mouth of God Himself....when it comes down to the come-down....my hand will be raised and yours won't....hear me and hear me well....

Xavier Apollo: Hey, D is wavin' us over, 'Phace....

Skarrphace: Coo'....let's jet....

{{Skarrphace and Xavier Apollo walk towards DMX and his crew that are now by the door to leave.
The crew greets Phace and Xavier as they all head out the door. The music gets louder again
as the scene fades out to nothing but the black in which it began.}}