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"I Never Seen A Man Cry ('Til I Seen A Man Die)" by Scarface

Guess who, mother f*ckers...
*laughs*

I don't give a f*ck, my attitude is 'Gotti'...
And I'm hard to love cuz I don't love nobody...
All I give a f*ck about is business and sex...
A fifth of Remy Martin and some big fat checks....

---well, well, well....I can't believe you made it. guess who got another win
at some poor fool's expense on Tuesday night. that's right. I'm back. the 'Phace
took no prisoner's and made the entire bWo look like a fool in the process. some
nobody I grabbed off the street beat the Hell out of Hellfyre and then I swoop in and
get the win. via the Regulator of course. geez, and you all thought the tune was
changing....just another win for me, notch it up to experience for...
The Only 1 That Matters...---

Taped Date: Wednesday August 16th, 2000
Air Date: Thursday August 17th, 2000
Taped Time: 8:45 p.m. local time
Place: Skarrphace's penthouse, upper west side, Los Angeles, CA

-[ The scene fades in from the fuzz on your screen, and in front of you, you see the large double doors that lead to
Skarrphace's special penthouse on the upper west side of Los Angeles, CA. You approach and the doors open slowly.
The breeze hits you in the face as you think to yourself that the back balcony doors must be open to create such a nice
breeze, and then the smell of a burning grill hits you and immediately you begin to hear your stomach growling. "It was ages
ago when I had a good cooked steak on the grill", you think to yourself as you enter the penthouse, the doors closing behind
you. You walk in and the music is playing. You were right about the doors being open, as you catch a glimpse of the large
grill outside, smoke rising from it, overlooking a beautiful L.A. night. Then, from your left you see Skarrphace enter from the
kitchen, a cutting board in his right hand and a BBQ pitchfork in his left hand. Coming from the right, you hear a few voices
approaching, so you turn and face them. Down the hall you see Chaos, Scott Linx, and a few other guys you don't recognize
coming up the hallway towards the great room. Trailing behind them are a few very nice looking females, dressed in mini-skirts
and tight leather pants. Skarrphace stops and smiles at the group as he goes out onto the balcony. You pick up the conversation
from the group headed towards you. You listen in. ]-

Chaos : And that's when she turned around and said to me, "Not if you're going home with her!"...*laughs*....I thought she was gonna dropkick her ass out of the damn limo....so needless to say, Tricia got her way as she almost always does with me....

Scott Linx : Yeah....I try not to involve women in my business ventures...I mean, don't get me wrong, I am the party animal and a freak when it comes to gettin' with the opposite sex....*winks at one of the ladies nearby*....but when it comes to me, business and pleasure don't mix....period....

Unknown Man : Hey, looks like 'Phace has got somethin' good on the grill...let's go check it out....

-[ The group of men head out onto the balcony, led by Scott Linx, as they get outside, Skarrphace turns around and greets them
all with a big smile. Linx goes over and slaps hands in greeting with Skarrphace as he goes and gets a beer out of the large cooler
by the wall. Chaos and Skarrphace slap hands in much the same way the Linx and Skarrphace did and Chaos gets near the grill. The
other men shake hands with Skarrphace and then the ladies come onto the balcony. Skarrphace turns to Chaos standing at the grill
and he and Chaos exchange a funny grin then Skarrphace speaks up first. ]-

Skarrphace : Well, are these ladies being here your idea or did they just follow you up? *laughs*

Chaos : It's the least I can do for my best friend who won his return match in the BWO....right? Anyway, chief, how's the steaks comin'? You know I like mine well done...

Skarrphace : *makes a sound in his throat* Ruin a good steak, that's what you're doing....yeah, well done, I put yours on first, so it'd have the longest time on so we could all eat at the same time....but we're about 5 more minutes away from these babies being done....and they are gonna be perfect....

Chaos : I didn't know you could cook so good...where'd you learn to cook like this?

Skarrphace : *turning a few steaks over while continuing* Oh man, Momma taught me, God rest her soul....she knew a man like me would have a hard time findin' a woman that could cook as good as she did, so instead of me searching endlessly, she taught me how to cook, and that's that, I guess....do me a favor and open that lid on that pot and stir the corncobs for me....they should be about done too...

-[ Chaos reaches for the lid and yanks his hand back after barely touching it, grimacing in pain as he whacks
Skarrphace on the back, Skarrphace hiding a laugh. ]-

Chaos : Damn 'Phace, that's hot! You gotta potholder or anything....

Skarrphace : *handing Chaos a potholder, still snickering* Yeah man...here ya go...my fault...*laughs*

Scott Linx : *joining the group* Hey 'Phace....we got some good eatin' here or what man? *grins*

Skarrphace : Scott-ay! Man, this is gonna be the best steak you ever put in your mouth, my friend....guaran-damn-tee it. Speaking of guaranteeing things....did you happen to see who we got lined up for battle on Tuesday TakeDown? *whispering to Chaos* Nice segway, eh? *grins*

Scott Linx : Shit yeah man....Remicho and Joz...now is it me or do these two have a beef of their own?! *laughs*

Skarrphace : Yeah man....Joz came down tryin' to whack you in the back of the head with that steel chair he's so famous for weilding only to get out-smarted by you and have you duck....then the chair aimed for you whacks Remicho on the head, knocking him out cold....from that point it was merely you makin' the cover for the 1-2-3, and claiming the title you would've won without Joz's inadvertant help....congrats on that win, by the way....

Scott Linx : Hey, you too....you said you had that in the bag, and I'll be damned you did....but not the way many people expected...that's for sure. Who WAS that in the ring beating the shit out of Hellfyre?

Skarrphace : Just some guy I pulled out of the back....I knew I was gonna beat Hellfyre pretty bad, and so in an effort to make him look a bit better and to create a bit of controversy, I came down to the ring area in my McLean persona....people going nuts...then a "Skarrphace" clone comes out and beats up on Hellfyre....I mean, how sad is it that a replica of me can beat up someone the caliber of Hellfyre....he's supposed to be one of the best, he's in the BWO for God sakes and some nobody beats the hell out of him....

Chaos : Must've been cuz he was dressed like you...felt the Skarrphace vibe going through him eh? *laughs*

Skarrphace : Must've been....anyways, so Remicho and Joz....shouldn't be too tough....I mean, they probably won't be able to work together very well as a team, so picking them apart should be quite the easy task....one thing though....the first round of the BBMT was this week...wonder why the 2nd round isn't next week?

Scott Linx : Good question....hey, I think your steaks are done man...

Skarrphace : *turning towards them, taking them off the grill and putting them on the cutting board* I think you're right! Ok everybody, grab your drinks and head on inside....the steaks and corncobs are ready....it's dinner time...

-[ A small cheer goes up from the crowd gathered outside as Skarrphace gathers the rest of the food from the
grill and Chaos takes the pot of corncobs into the penthouse. Skarrphace turns the grill off and leaves the lid open,
the fire dying down. You hear random comments about the food and it's preparation, and then some laughing out
loud by the group as a whole before the doors to the balcony are shut and the scene fades to black. ]-

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