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"A Favor For A Favor" by Nas & Scarface
The scene opens up inside of Skarrphace's 2000 black
Range Rover. Skarrphace is of course driving the vehicle.
You're sitting next to him in the passenger's seat and the radio
is playing loud, the speakers turned up and the windows
rolled down. Skarrphace is dressed impecibly in an Armani suit,
dark gray, with a dark red tie. His platinum Tag Hauer
watch gleeming in the California sun. Skarrphace has his
sunglasses on and seems to have a smile on his face.
Nothing is said until you reach a familiar location; the site
where they are re-building the Tuff Ryder's Gym. Skarrphace
bursts into another big smile as he sees a large crowd gathered
around the building's entrance. There's a ribbon placed
across the door and there are a few camera crews there, along
with reporters. From what you can tell, this must be a
grand re-opening ceremony of some kind. As Skarrphace stops the
car, a few reporters come up to him and immediately
start asking questions. Skarrphace, seemingly not distracted,
reaches inside the backseat and pulls his HWO title out of the
car,
strapping it across his shoulder, he closes the car door and
faces the few reporters.
Skarrphace: I'll answer a few questions before the
ribbon-cutting ceremony...so go ahead.
Reporter
#1: Thank you, Mr.
Vincenetti, this is Harold Jamison from the L.A. Times, it's been
reported that this venture of rebuilding your gym has cost you a
lot of money...is this true?
Skarrphace: Well, for most people it would be a lot
of money, but for me, money is no object, and restoring this
place to how it was before Powers burned it to the ground was
well worth anything I had to pay for. This place means a lot to
me and this community. Besides, where else am I to work out? *laughs*
Reporter
#2: Yes, Skarrphace,
this is Michelle Hampton of the Sacramento Sun-Times, and we were
under the impression that this building was to be re-opened over
a month ago...why the hold up?
Skarrphace: There were a few things I had to take
care of personally, and I wanted to pick a good day for this
building to reopen....April 13th just seemed like the perfect
day...considering the way the number 13 is so prevalent in my
life....so today it is....so, final question....
There's a clammor over who gets to ask the final
question, before Skarrphace points out a man
in the back of the group wearing a pair of spectacles and a
fairly worn suit.
Reporter #3: Zhank you....this is Rudolph
Oppen....Oppenhagen from ze Seattle Daily Journal....I vas
vondering if you've heard....of The Master Race....
Skarrphace: The Master Race, they are that new band
of German immigrants that are now in the BWO as a tag team, are
they not? I think I am slightly familiar with their work....brash
young lads, but talented. I expect they should win the Tag Team
Title match at Uberslam next week....considering their opposition
is all but vanished....*laughs*....but I don't keep up with such things too
closely, I have my own match to worry about....so now, if you'll
excuse me, I've got a gym to re-open....
Skarrphace walks off as the gathering of reporters
continues to ask questions until finally a group of security
people
make a line, stopping them from getting any closer. Skarrphace
strides up to the podium located now in front of the door.
There's a microphone on the podium and Skarrphace addresses the
crowd of about 100 people with a smile on his face.
Skarrphace: People of Los Angeles, fellow friends
and honored guests, it is my priviledge and honor to be here with
you all today. When I lost this place many months ago to a fire,
I was devestated. Mike Powers took this place, this place I grew
up from the very bottom, and tore it all down in a matter of
moments. Now, with the help of my friends and family, I have
rebuilt this wonderful gym and made it even better than before!
The crowd gives Skarrphace some applause as he
continues.
Skarrphace: Now, with better equipment, a better
ring area, more machines and workout bikes, a new
state-of-the-art indoor swimming pool and spa, 3 new whirlpools,
and an indoor gymnasium and track, the Tuff Ryder's Gym is back
and better than ever! And now, as I cut this ribbon and reopen
the Tuff Ryder's Gym, may her walls never fall again!
Skarrphace takes the pair of scissors on the podium
and turns around, camera bulbs flashing, and cuts the ribbon.
The crowd gives a thunderous ovation as Skarrphace opens the door
and walks around the lobby. Cameras follow him in.
You see him looking at the receptionist's desk, and then to a
large bulletin board, empty of ads for now. He looks around
and sees the area for a playpen for little children. He walks
through the main door and into the workout room and more
flashbulbs go popping as they take in the sights of the spacious
new workout room.
Skarrphace: Finally, the dream has become
reality....
Skarrphace walks away from the crowds and enters the
locker room area alone. Standing in the large locker room,
he lets his head sink down and rest on the cold metal of the
lockers. He lets out a small laugh as he lays the HWO Title
down on one of the benches nearby. He takes his jacket off and
lays it on the bench next to the belt and speaks softly.
Skarrphace: You know, I spent so many hours
planning this place out....working on it's return that now, it
almost seems anti-climactic....I guess all this attention is well
and good, but what my heart yearns for now is some solid
competition....my night on Tuesday was extrordinary....I come
into the match with Congrel, and I beat him....then next,
Tombstone comes at me....and I beat him....then next come Badoo
Aboba....the South African Barbarian, and I beat him....made him
submit, no less! And now, I'm the HWO Champion....the very first
one. And as far as I'm concerned, this title is NOT changing
hands at Uberslam. Justin Sane is my opponent and I will NOT be
beaten by the likes of him....not by the likes of that coward.
You wanna know why he's a coward in my book? Let me share a story
with you....
Skarrphace walks around the room a moment, composing
himself before continuing.
Skarrphace: This man, the Franchise....he was once
with me in Mafia, Inc. We were partners in my very first BWO
match, for Christ's sake! Partners! And we had it all man, we had
it all! We had the world by the ass in a downhill drag, but then
Soulja SmallZ gets some cash advance from his loan officer and
decides to bring back The LegendZ....the most over-rated bunch of
wanna-be sissies to ever grace a company's payroll. Smallz
must've taken a lot of cash with him when he went to see Justin
Sane, because what did Sane do? Like the coward he is, he turned
his back on Scott Linx and Skarrphace and walked out of Mafia,
Inc....for the cash....for the name. He turned his back on the
people that gave him a real shot at gold and fame for the
immediacy of cold, hard cash. Family means NOTHING to this man.
Now many of you might be calling me a hypocrit right about
now....you might be thinking to yourself..."Hey Skarrphace,
you're not in Mafia, Inc. either now!"....you would be
right, but I never turned my back on anyone in Mafia, Inc. when
they needed me. Mafia, Inc. was a dying ship when I left, about
to close up shop. What I did and what Justin did have NOTHING to
do with each other....and now this man has a shot at MY HWO Title
at Uberslam...the title that I worked 3 matches in ONE night for!
*reaches
down and snatches the belt off the bench* THIS TITLE IS MINE! Do you actually
think for one second, Justin, that you have a sliver of a chance
against The Only 1 That Matters?!?! DO YOU!?!?!
Skarrphace calms down a moment as his voice echos
through the locker room.
Skarrphace: I'm not going to say this again,
Justin....you're a coward, and a pussy. At Uberslam, you and I
will lock it up and it will be ME that comes out on top. From
this moment on you are my sole reason for existing and I will
make sure that when I face you at Uberslam, the only thing left
of you will be the shattered dreams of a thousand dumbasses like
you....like Mike Extreme, who got his ass handed to him by
Maelstrom....and like Justin Sane, who will have his ass handed
to him, courtesy of The Only 1 That Matters....in case you forgot
or have some sort of Attention Deficit Disorder, that's me,
Sane....it's Skarrphace, for I am The Only 1....
Skarrphace lays the HWO Title back down on the
bench, reaching to put his jacket back on.
As he does, one of the reporters comes into the locker room where
Skarrphace is and speaks.
Reporter: Um, Mr. Skarrphace....is everything
alright, we heard some shouting in here....
Skarrphace: Everything is fine....I'll be out in a
minute....
Reporter: Alright....just making sure, the
shouting sounded violent....
As the reporter leaves, Skarrphace picks up his HWO
Title and slings it over his shoulder once more.
He begins to whistle a tune as he leaves the locker room, a smile
once again chiseled on his face.
The scene fades out as the flashbulbs begin popping once
Skarrphace exits the room. The scene fades out.
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