Mizery Loves Company....

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"What If" by Creed

The scene opens up backstage after Tuesday Takedown is off the air. Many BWO employees are running
around, some with a purpose, others wandering aimlessly. Suddenly, you see Johnny Red of the BWO crew
walking through the crowd, microphone in hand, with a cameraman following closely behind him.
Red is walking down the hallway where the wrestler's dressing rooms are, and he gets to a door marked
"Skarrphace", and he stops. Pausing at the door, he then decides to knock on it, and right after the first
rap on the door, he hears Skarrphace yelling from inside.

Skarrphace :: *muffled* Go away!

Johnny Red :: It's Johnny Red from the BWO crew, I'd like to get some comments from you regarding your match tonight for our Takedown wrapup show....can we come in?

Skarrphace :: *muffled* Did you not here what I said....*opening the door*...I said 'Go away!'....

Skarrphace now standing in the doorway, drenched in sweat, still in his tights and boots.
A towel is wrapped around his neck and you can see a whelp on his forehead from the chairshot
by Mizery. He doesn't look happy at all as he stands there, glaring into the camera.

Johnny Red :: We're sorry, but we've been sent back here to capture some video footage from the wrestlers and well, you're one of the only ones still around....please, we won't keep you long, Mr. Skarrphace....

Skarrphace :: You get 10 minutes, Johnny...nothing more, nothing less.

Skarrphace turns back around and heads for the chair he was sitting in. Slumping down, he takes the towel and
wipes his forehead off. The cameraman stands up by the door and Johnny Red comes in and sits down beside
Skarrphace in the next chair. Johnny then looks back at the cameraman for a moment, speaking clearly into the mic.

Johnny Red :: This is Johnny Red of the BWO and we're live backstage after a very impressive Tuesday Takedown and we're in the dressing room of one Skarrphace, who tonight got beaten by The Outsider with a little help from Mizery....Skarrphace, your thoughts on the match....

Skarrphace :: My thoughts....well, let me compose myself a moment....the match fuckin' SUCKED....listen to me for just a moment as I give you the REAL story behind tonight....the REAL story behind tonight's robbery of a win is jealousy. You see it happen everyday and the BWO is no fuckin' different. You see a couple of absolute nobody's in The Outsider and his sidekick Mizery....or is it Mizery and his sidekick The Outsider....either way. I had Outsider beat, about to nail him with the Regulator, when the lights go out and Mizery comes in from out of left field and blasts me with a chair....disoriented, I get pinned by The Outsider while he holds the back of my tights, the ref must've been asleep because he didn't see it, and the 'Phace gets counted out for the win....how fuckin' lovely for them. As soon as the match was over, I called 911 because there had been a fuckin' robbery at Takedown tonight, and it occured in my match....*rubs his head*

Johnny Red :: Do you feel as if this was some sort of planned attack tonight, that the Outsider and Mizery had you set up tonight?

Skarrphace :: A set up? I doubt it....my guess is they realized how out-matched they were tonight and decided this at the last minute....I can just imagine how the conversation went...something like...."Hey Yo! Mizery! I've got to face that guy Skarrphace tonight from Mifia, Inc....", and then Mizery would say...."Oh yeah? Well man, I'd better get down there and help you out tonight, huh? You don't have a chance against him....", and then the Outsider probably got all pissed and said..."Hey man! I'm da bad guy, I don't need any help! Especially when it comes to Mifia, Inc.! I can handle it!", and then Mizery reassured him by saying...."Hey, it's all good cuz we're buddies and I'm gonna make sure he doesn't win tonight....just be ready to pin him when I get to the ring....", and I'm sure Outsider gave him a big fat kiss on the mouth afterwards and all was hunky-fuckin'-dorry....all except now you've pissed off the Only 1 That Matters, and Outsider, I'm through with your punkass....I proved tonight that I can take you down when and where I want to....now I've got bigger fish to fry....it would seem that Mizery loves company, and as of this minute, Mizery, you're Target No. 1 on the 'Phace's personal hitlist....make that a "shitlist"....the one and only way you get taken off this shitlist, Mizery, is by being eliminated, and that will happen much sooner than you think....bitch.

Johnny Red :: Also tonight, the US Champion Maelstrom was able to retain the title in his three-way match....it was a tough match, but Maelstrom got the win.

Skarrphace :: I did notice that, and that was a tough match for him. But I'm still preparing the cage for you and I, Maelstrom, and the cage is nothing like the Pit. The Pit may be your arena of expertise, but the Steel Cage is mine, and when....yes, I did say "when" and not "if"....when you and I clash, it will be for the BWO US Title and it will be inside the steel reinforced cage of death....til one man stands and the other one does not. In fact, my guess is you'll have to defend that BWO US Title sometime before you and I get to tangle, so just to make sure you don't lose that title and don't get to lose to me, I'm gonna make DAMN sure that you have that belt at Uberslam and you bring it with you when you and I meet in the steel cage.

Johnny Red :: That sounds like you're going to be almost protecting Maelstrom, Skarrphace....is this what I'm hearing?

Skarrphace :: No, you misunderstand. I'm not protecting Maelstrom. I'm protecting my belt. The US Title belt which is currently on loan to Maelstrom. He's holding it for me. And hold it he will, and I'll make sure of it. When he and I face, he'll be in possession of that title, and no matter what opponent is thrown in his path, whether it be Jonny Hemp....Mike Extreme....anybody, I'll personally make sure that nobody....and I mean NOBODY takes the BWO US Title away from Maelstrom until I, The Only 1 That Matters has a shot at it. Because fate has brought us together, Maelstrom, and I intend to keep my part of the bargain and I intend to make damn sure you keep your end, and show up ready to fight and carrying MY title belt around your sorry waist. But first things first, Mizery, I'm coming for YOU next....consider yourself warned.

Johnny Red :: Well Skarrphace, only a few more questions....if you don't....

Skarrphace :: *cutting Red off* No. I'm done with your questions, if you don't mind, I've got to finish packing and get out of here before they shut the lights out on me. Excuse me....

Skarrphace stands and and goes to the door, opening it. Johnny Red and the cameraman take the hint and
decide to leave quietly. Skarrphace shuts the door almost all the way, leaving it cracked.
As the two men exit, they hear Skarrphace's cell phone ring. Skarrphace answers it and this is heard through the door:

Skarrphace :: Yeah, this is 'Phace, who's this? *pause* Hey Scotty....yeah, I got screwed tonight, but it's all good....*pause*....news for me? Sure, what's up man? *pause*....oh my God....you're kidding me.....oh my God.....

Skarrphace must've realized the door was cracked because he stands up and shuts it completely.
You only hear his voice muffled through the door as the scene fades completely out.

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