When he got into the shop, nobody did he spy.
He turned upon his heel, and towards the door he went
When he heard the sound of a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK right above his head
Yes he heard the sound of a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK right above his head
Well, this young man was a bold young man, so up the stairs he sped.
Quite surprised was he to find the chandler's wife in bed!
And with her was a fine young man of most incredible size
And they were having a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK right before his eyes
Oh, they were having a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK right before his eyes
When the fun was over and done, the lady raised her head
Quite surprised was she to find him standing by the bed
"If you would keep my secret, sir, if you would be so kind
You can come up for some of the KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK whenever you feel inclided
Yeah, come up for some of the KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK whenever you feel inclined."
Well, many's the day and many's the night the chandler wasn't home.
Down unto the chandler's shop for candles did he roam
But nary a one she gave to him, she gave to him instead
Just a little bit more of the KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK to light his way to bed
Yes, a little more of the KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK to light his way to bed
So all you married men take heed, whenever you go to town
If you would leave your wife alone, be sure to tie her down
Or if you would be kind to her, just lay her right down on the floor
And give her so much of the KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK she won't want any more
Oh, give her so much of the KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK she won't want any more!
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