Mulder : 'The truth will save us, Scully. I think it will save both of us.'

(Scully smiles and turns around. As she walks away, she suddenly turns around, and sees Mulder carry the testtube with Scully's ova in it.

'Hey Mulder, what have you got in your hand ?'

'This ? Oh eh, that's nothing, Scully. Just a testtube, with .. eh .. nothing much, actually.'

'What do you mean, nothing much ?'

'Eh .. nothing much.'

'When you have a testtube in your hand, pal, there must be something in that tube. Tell me what it is !'

'Would you believe me if I told you it was alien goo ?'

'No.'

'Okay .. so it isn't alien goo .. eh .. it's eh ..'

'I'm still waiting, Mulder .. !'

'It's eh .. it's ova !'

'Ova ? As in female eggs ?'

'Yeah, that's exactly what it is, ova.'

'Whose ova ?'

'Eh .. mine ..'

'Yours ?!'

'Yeah .. it kind of was taken from my body during a procedure I had in this hospital today.'

'You ? But you're a guy !'

'Well eh .. I wasn't always ..'

'???'

'Well you see .. I kind of lied to you all the time. During the day I am agent Mulder .. but during the night I am .. Denise.'

'Denise ?!'

'Yeah, I'm a crossdressing FBI-agent who had a transsexual operation a couple of years ago after she/he discover she was more male than female. So I underwent surgery and then they told me that there was some ova left inside of me, and while you were staying in this hospital and I thought you were gonna die and all, I figured, hell , why not have it taken out right now so I can simply go on with my life and start all over again, and be a REAL MAN. Ya know ...'

'Mulder .. Mulder .. STOP !' You're rambling on like a weirdo. You - crossdressing ?'

'Yeah, I even have pictures from it. Back in the time before the X-Files, when I was visiting Twin Peaks to see my good buddy Dale Cooper. Nice chap that Cooper fellow - never really figured out if he was nuts or not ..'

'Just like you you mean ..'

'Eh .. yeah .. sort of. I did look good in a skirt though ..'

'yeah right, just like you would good in a Batman-suit. *Sigh* I'm going to bed, Mulder. I suggest you keep those ova close to you. You might never know if you would like to have kids one day.'

'Only if they're yours, Scully. Only if they're yours ..'

By Humbuggie


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