This is the script which is funnier than the actual pk log in Oligo's page. Think of it! We had no chance of winning yet the combined forces of Maza and Horsemen managed to demolish those mobs in areas more imortant than pk. We are sooooo great. ------------------------- THE FIGHT WITH THE BREADS ------------------------- The Mage's Study A brass, hooded lantern is here. An orrery is mounted on a stand here. Fazoom Rex, Tyrant Lord of the Horsemen is standing here. (flying) (invisible) Sir Herman Hurricane, The Cannibal of The Horsemen is standing here. (flying) Celdar the Male High Elf is standing here. (flying) Ermis Palifeil, Gentle Hand of Starless Void is standing here. (flying) . . . is outlined with a dim aura. Orzark the Male High Elf is standing here. . . . is followed by a hovering ball of light. Zaelama the Female High Elf is standstanding here. (flying) Qhez the Male High Elf is standing here. (flying) . . . has a tough exterior. Sir Pragor, The Man of the Horsemen is standing here. (flying) Erik Majere, Battalion Leader of the Horsemen is standing here. (flying) Arem the Male Theiwar Dwarf is standing here. (flying) You see the outline of a life form here, carrying: a fine silver string; a fine silver string; a glass bracelet; a glass bracelet; a glowing scroll of recall. Ginnar the Male Kender is standing here. Zoxs the Male High Elf is resting here. (flying) (invisible) . . . is followed by a hovering ball of light. Lady Kiaransalee, Shriner Kaleidoscope of Fury is resting here. (flying) . . . is followed by a hovering ball of light. Sylk Calavera, Colorful Doom of the Tarsis Shriners is resting here. Julian the Male High Elf is resting here. . . . is followed by a hovering ball of light. Anatole the Amazing is here to teach you the ways of magic. Mave the Male Human is resting here. Angered by your intrusion, a hymelian sentinel looks to return the candle. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Arem tells your group 'oeoe' 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> gt hehehehehehe You tell your group 'hehehehehehe' 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Ermis looks at Kiaransalee. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> give all.bread sylk You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give a piece of bread to Sylk. You give an entire loaf of bread to Sylk. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Arem looks at Kiaransalee. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Sylk drops an entire loaf of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. Arem gives a piece of bread to Sylk. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Qhez utters the words, 'gjghunsoaiqz' 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> say they told me to give you breads You say 'they told me to give you breads' 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Sylk says 'fuck off' 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Ermis looks at Sylk. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Gademis bows deeply. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. Sylk drops a piece of bread. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. Arem gets a piece of bread. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Kuno flies in from the west. 184H 70V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Kiaransalee closes her spellbook with a content look on her face. Fazoom closes his spellbook with a content look on his face. Gademis chuckles politely. 184H 83V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Arem yells 'bring me some souvlaki now!' 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> smile You smile warmly. 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> get all You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get a piece of bread. You get an entire loaf of bread. You get a hooded lantern. Orrery : You can't carry that many items. 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Qhez tells your group 'damn....inside' 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Sylk opens his spellbook and begins reading it intently. 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> give all kuno Kuno does not appear to want anything from you. 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> say damn You say 'damn' 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Kuno says 'too bad' 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Sylk stands up. 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Sylk utters the words, 'detect invisibility' 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Kuno says 'assmunch' 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> say argh You say 'argh' 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Sylk sits down and rests. 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> say boo You say 'boo' 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> Sylk looks at you. 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> say now i will eat those You say 'now i will eat those' 184H 82V 1487517X 34C Exits:W> ---------------------- ------------------ THE SPAMMING FIGHT ------------------ LINES: *** Sylk says 'go back to lambda.moo, you fucking greenhorns' *** Arem says 'oeoe' *** Sylk says 'and btw erik that's the end of yer fucking clan' *** Sylk says 'i warned you about this' *** You say 'okey shriners one on 5 outside now' *** You say 'one of you for five of us' Pdeletion threat by a puny immortals: *** You say 'okey i warn you any of you use prism shall be pwieped' *** Sylk says 'shut up, idiot' *** You say 'now i know to domain chance' *** Sylk says 'next time i hear you pretend to be an imm, nostra' *** Sylk says 'i am going to pdeleete you' *** Sylk says 'take that to the bank' *** Sylk says 'not joking with you about that' *** You say' i am an immortal lets pedelete' *** You say 'then do it now' *** Sylk says 'i'm only warning you once more, nostra' *** Ermis says 'sta arhidia mas' *** Sylk says 'if you don't stop it' *** Sylk says 'yer gone' *** You say 'na mas' *** Sylk says 'don't push me on that' *** You say 'immortals are so mean' *** Gademis says 'taking it personally isnt he' *** Sylk says 'no, i simply don't find impersonating immortals funny' *** You say 'okey i am saying only this' *** Sylk says 'and you've been warned' *** Ermis says 'I said 'What ass god is Sylk?'' *** You say 'next time you pretend to pedelete me i will pwipe you'---->oe line *** You say 'okey if you gather more we will have to rent' *** A large falcon lands before you, its form quickly blurring to reveal Pelmen. *** Pelmen says 'Someone pretending to be an immortal?' *** Sylk says 'yeah, nostra Pat' LINES CONT: *** You say 'soc me komazec' *** Kybor says 'fuck off with that bread' *** Erik gives a piece of bread to Pius. *** Tont says 'my god you guys are fucked up royally' *** You shout 'i give you 5 min to rent...or we shall' *** Kuno tells you 'come west fool' *** Arem says 'hahaoloi oi gelioi edo einai' *** Kuno tells you 'bring your hole gang' *** You tell Kuno 'i am leading this group you fool' *** Otyn yells 'everyone knows greeks can't play metal' *** Otyn yells 'they obviously can't play arctic either'----> after that insult none of us could sleep and some even tried to suicide. *** Herman tells your group 'do i have the right o recall at v.bad or awful?' *** Arem says 'we go west, we recall, we rent, we load newbies and shout stupid shouts about shriners, the maza way' *** Arem says 'well you dont like my plan' *** Tyranas says 'sounds like what's going to happen really.' *** Arem says 'i'm not leading then' *** Kuno tells you 'your clan has no guts no balls pnly pussy' *** Ermis says 'We're just keeping you from zoning idiot' *** Arem says 'destiny coming or what' *** Ermis says 'While our secondary group is getting prism' *** Pragor says 'our other group is leveling and fast' *** You say 'we have about 50 newbies outside' *** Darshu shouts 'Shriners smell like azz' *** Kuno says 'nostramazos' *** Kuno says 'your pussy must hurt all day long' *** You say 'tell me my child' *** Arem shouts 'ahaha Hilee, Mazaboarder of the Mazagamados' *** You say 'hahahahahaha yes it does' *** Darshu yells 'I caught a shriner givin a pal guard a blow job!' *** Tenacio says 'mn i'd sooner kill newbies with bronze than thes lamers' *** Sylk says 'otherwise go be a pussy somewhere else, yer spamming the guild' *** Arem says 'hilee is wanted too, the idiot' *** Arem says 'we have them cornered' *** Hilee says 'how do you guys talk all wearing bronze eq?'---> here we have a typical case of self-insult, as Hilee admits to need eq in order to speak. *** Arem says 'they're trapped in guild' *** Hilee says 'man i solo'd about half you at one time with 1 tank' *** You say 'hilee say that to your friends' *** Arem says 'ok i'm bored wanna go fight we need some logs for our funny page' *** You say 'i am waiting for them to run' *** Tyranas tells you 'if you guys go w least you'll have a funny log for your page' *** Kuno yells 'oh my lord you suck' *** Otyn yells 'come on malakas' *** You yell 'malakes you jerk is plural' *** Otyn yells 'MALAKAS' *** You yell '1' *** You yell '2' *** You yell '2.75' *** You yell '2.76' *** Kuno says 'you all suck' *** Kuno says 'too much' *** Hilee says 'what freak' *** Arem yells 'oeoeoeoe gamieste oloi' *** Arem yells 'bring me some souvlaki now!' *** Arem yells 'Tirokafteri the food of gods!' *** Arem yells 'Apopiso Kiapobros Oeoe' *** Qhez says 'i will stay until my brain says get out' These are the lines. According to those we must give some rewards to different people for their collectiveness in this log. Biggest Clowns: Sylk and Pelmen for trying to intimidate Nostramazos! Most Dirty Mouth: Kuno for all those smart lines he said. Greatest Jerk: Hilee for his self insulting abilities. Greatest Insult: Mighty Otyn's accusation that greeks do not know how to play arctic. Greatest Lines: *** Nostramazos says 'if you delete me I will pwipe you' *** Ermis says 'sta arxidia mas' *** Arem says 'we have them cornered' *** Quez says 'i will stay until my brain says get out'