*** Pre-exams Preparation *** 100H 104V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NW> sc You are Totheomou the Male Human, a level 2 Student. You are 20 years old. You have 100(100) hit and 104(116) movement points. You are influenced by the red moon, Lunitari. You have scored 4050 exp, and have 123(3283) steel coins. You need 50 more experience to advance. You have been connected for 51 minute(s). You have been playing for 1 year(s), 8 month(s), 1 day(s), 14 hour(s) and 5 minute(s). You are standing. You are affected by the following: impossible boredom hangover weaken stinking cloud flu 100H 104V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NW> l The Entrance to Bradford Library You stand in a dark and rather deserted corridor, with no apparent use over the centuries. You begin to wonder if you are on the right path or lost in an unfriendly world. The foul stench that reaches you from the north does not make it any easier to make a decision. Far away to the west you can see the slender figures of humanoids creeping in a parking lot. There is a note on the wall demanding your attention. The corridor extends to the north and west from here. 100H 104V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NW> read note The note says: 'All are welcome to visit the colorful Bradford Management Centre Library and have a share of our knowledge. ---BEWARE OF THE DOGS---' 100H 104V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NW> sigh You sigh. 100H 104V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NW> scan Looking north: You see nothing special. Irgis the Librarian is standing here, spear in hand. Looking east: You see nothing special. Looking south: You see nothing special. Looking west: You see nothing special. A humanoid wanders around the parking lot, hungrily gazing at females. A humanoid wanders around the parking lot, hungrily gazing at females. Looking up: You see nothing special. Looking down: You see nothing special. 100H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NW> n Bradford Management Centre Library What a view! It has been a while since you last saw so much paper bond together in what seems like bulky volumes. The reassuring environment makes you startle for a moment and ask yourself why you are all alone. Irgis the Librarian is standing here, spear in hand. There is a book [2093] on the floor. 100H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> list Irgis the Librarian says 'We don't serve your kind here! Beat it!' 100H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> gasp You gasp in astonishment. 100H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> think Don't hurt yourself. 100H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> say ok this is it you freak You say 'ok this is it you freak' 100H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> wave Irgis You wave goodbye to Irgis the Librarian. 100H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> mem Spells currently memorized: 1: [ 1]detect stupidity [ 3]magic hairbrush 2: [ 1]hangover [ 1]invisibility [ 1]shocking grasp 3: [ 2]fart 4: [ 3]acid blast Spells being memorized: 5: [ 1]marketing communications processes [ 1]creative advertising [ 1]sponsorship markets [ 1]public relations [ 1]buyer behavior You estimate your studies will never complete. Spells left (level-number): 1-0 2-0 3-1 4-0 5-0 100H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> c 'det st' You utter the words 'detect stupidity' Irgis the Librarian briefly reveals a pink aura with small blue elephants! 100H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> c 'acid' Irgis You utter the words 'acid blast' You throw an entire glass of Fanta Low-Calorie Lemonade to Irgis the Librarian! Some of your acid hits Irgis the Librarian! Irgis the Librarian misses you with his slash. 100H 103V 50X 123C [Totheomou:Perfect] [Irgis the Librarian:V.Good] Mem:inf Exits:NS> You slap Irgis the Librarian hard. Irgis the Librarian barely slashes YOU. 97H 103V 50X 123C [Totheomou:V.Good] [Irgis the Librarian:Good] Mem:inf Exits:NS> You miss Irgis the Librarian with your slap. Irgis the librarian slashes YOU. 90H 103V 50X 123C [Totheomou:V.Good] [Irgis the Librarian:V.Good] Mem:inf Exits:NS> A young acolyte hurries in from the north. The acolyte is startled from his trance-like rapture and screams: "How dare you defane the holy library!" A young acolyte starts drooling all over the place. A young acolyte utters the words, 'cause serious' A young acolyte misses you and destroys a till counter instead. 90H 103V 50X 123C [Totheomou:V.Good] [Irgis the Librarian:Fair] Mem:inf Exits:NS> c 'sho' acolyte You utter the words 'shocking grasp' You get a good hold of a young acolyte's balls, shocking him. A young acolyte panics, and attempts to flee. A young acolyte leaves north. You slap Irgis the Librarian very hard. Irgis the Librarian misses you with his slash. 90H 103V 50X 123C [Totheomou:V.Good] [Irgis the Librarian:V.Bad] Mem:inf Exits:NS> You bruise Irgis the Librarian with your bruise Irgis the Librarian slashes you. 86H 103V 50X 123C [Totheomou:Good] [Irgis the Librarian:V.Bad] Mem:inf Exits:NS> c 'fa' You utter the words 'fart' You feel a sence of extreme agony running down your body, which eventually materializes in a massive fart. You turn around and fart in his general direction. Your fart totally dissolves Irgis the Librarian! You receive 0 experience. Irgis the Librarian is dead! R.I.P. The death cry of Irgis the Librarian echoes from somewhere nearby... 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> exa corpse It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find: corpse (here) : a black ruined spellbook 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> get book corpse You get a black ruined spellbook from the corpse of Irgis the Librarian. 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:NS> rec recall You stop using an extremely ridiculous handbag. You grab a scroll of recall. You recite a scroll of recall which dissolves. A Ruined Bedroom Cautiously making your way through the clothes and papers on the floor, you find yourself in a typical pakistanian bedroom that matches your worst nightmares. The walls have torn tapetsaries and the evening chill seems to pass through the pure-brick walls easily. Your eyes rest on an electric toothbrush and you begin wondering what kind of jerk lives here. There is a piece of cake [3] on the floor. A dull looking desk is in a corner of the room. Some clothes are raked into a pile here. [52] 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:W> Zorbas the Inquisitor flies in from the west. Zorbas the Inquisitor utters the words '8asoupriksw tarxidia' Zorbas the Inquisitor starts a detailed explanation of the story of his life. Zorbas the Inquisitor takes a seat in mid-air. Zorbas the Inquisitor cuts loose with a hellish fart. 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:W> say 'oxiiiii' You say 'oxiiiii' 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:W> Zorbas the Inquisitor grins evilly. 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:W> sit You sit down. 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:W> cross You cross your fingers. Good luck! 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:W> study book You failed to grasp the meaning of the contents in a black runed spellbook. After you complete studying it, a black runed spellbook magically disappears. 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:W> say 'paliogkantemi' sigh 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:W> You say 'paliogkantemi' You sigh. 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:W> Zorbas the Inquisitor stares at the sky. *** EXAMS *** 100H 104V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:EW> Screaming Corridor You are walking down an eerie corridor. It is slightly colder in this section of the university. Walking it almost seems peaceful, until the screams begin. They grow louder the further you walk to the west; a loud anguished scream of incredible pain. As you continue down the corridor you notice a few blood spots along the cold stone floor. 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:EW> gulp *GULP* You gulp nervously. 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:EW> wield pen You start using the pen. 86H 103V 50X 123C Mem:inf Exits:EW> w The Examination Chamber This is the official hall used for exams. You notice tiny reddish bits on the walls and before wondering what sort of bizarre decoration this is, you realize that you are looking at human remains. The corpse of a student is lying here. [160] A horribly disfigured corpse comes out of hiding. A horribly disfigured corpse throws a question paper at you! A question paper annihilates YOU with its bullshit! 70H 103V 50X 123C [Totheomou:Fair] [a question paper: Perfect] Mem:inf Exits:E> g die pouch roll die You barely hit a question paper. A question paper bullshits YOU. 65H 103V 45X 123C [Totheomou:Fair] [a question paper: V.Good] Mem:inf Exits:E> You get a small white die from a leather waist pouch. You roll a small white die and it comes up 3. 59H 103V 45X 123C [Totheomou:Fair] [a question paper: V.Good] Mem:inf Exits:E> c 'int mar com' You can't remember how to cast that spell! 59H 103V 45X 123C [Totheomou:Fair] [a question paper: V.Good] Mem:inf Exits:E> You bruise a question paper with your pen. A question paper bullshits YOU extremely hard. 45H 103V 45X 123C [Totheomou:V.Bad] [a question paper: V.Good] Mem:inf Exits:E> c 'creative adv' 59H 103V 45X 123C [Totheomou:V.Bad] [a question paper: V.Good] Mem:inf Exits:E> You utter the words 'creative advertising' The magic fails! A question paper obliterates YOU with its bullshit. You're dead. You feel less bored. You REMAIN in this level! You hide your head in shame. flee flee 0) Leave Arctic. 1) Enter the game. 2) Change your description. 3) Change your password. 4) Delete this character. Make a choice: This is not a choice. Please select a number from the given list. 0) Leave Arctic. 1) Enter the game. 2) Change your description. 3) Change your password. 4) Delete this character. 1 Welcome to the land of Bradford.