Introduction
Hallo! How are you? I am Andreas and you might remember me from such films as "Sailors Dick, The Hole Invader" and "Gorgones and Wormikes and Thalasies oi Xadres". I will present to you the Tales of Maza. These tales are real incidents in mud or in real life while playing mud. Unfortunately, no logs exist as it seems that the best moments are never logged. Due to the fact that I am the best story teller in Maza Nostra (I proclaim myself to be so) the Higher High Overlords of Maza's bureaucratic administration, namely Hermes, Tao Tao, Mota, Bota and the team of Skoulikes have assigned me the task to present these extraodinary tales to you.
When I first met Karaiskakis he was the first to practice the lammest Maza Nostra techniques to gather eq. One nice muding day, I was in the square of Balifor (with my first char named Kaal), when I saw our friend passing in front of me and heading to all directions possible. 'Karaiskakis has arrived from the west/leaves south, Karaiskakis has arrived from the south/leaves north. Karaiskakis has arrived from the north/leaves east. At the same time another guy, I forget his name, did the same thing. As this was going on for a while I decided to investigate this strange behaviour. The following dialoque is real.
You tell Karaiskakis 'what are you doing practising skills? i thought you were a warrior' (all this in greek of course).
Karaiskakis tells you 'no no, I am chased'
You tell Karaiskakis 'heheheh why?'
Karaiskakis tells you ' I looted one guys corpse and he is chasing me'
You tell Karaiskakis 'cool and what did you get?'
Karaiskakis tells you 'five pieces of bread'.
Now this incident showed me the light, it doesn't matter what you get! It is how you get it...if it is lamme enough it rules.
Although this title seems to have latent sexual meanings, the real incident refers to cruel fighting with dwarfs in Thorbadin. A group of Mazanostroids consisted of Pom, Pim, Gouzgounis, Partonagalias and Astafas were murdering dwarven warriors just for the fun of it. Well in the process, things went wrong. Many dwarves attacked the group while cleric and mages did not have any spells left. All recalled except from the brave Partonagalias, Dark Adept Of Little Pony. Partonagalias was safe and heading to Solace but he started spamming the group with cries for help.
Partonagalias tells your group 'my god, 10 dwarves are attacking me, I can kill some but I don't know if I will last enough'.
The others said to him "Flee flee", "recall man" or "get out of there Now!" but no!! The mage still continued 'fighting' and spamming. The funny thing was that Pom was sitting next to Partonagalias in the labs in Essex and both were crying from laughter. Partonagalias was laughing and spamming the others with tells like "I killed many, I am not retreating, I will fight till the end". And so he did! Because laughing like mad he did not notice that he was heading towards the dt, few rooms nw from Thorbadin Gates. You can immaging what happend in Essex labs when he hit the dt (no no, not wild sex). There was a moment where both Pom and Partonagalias were trying to realise what had happened and then...more laughter. Aaa, an interesting point before we finish the story. Few rooms before the dt the system informed us that the game would reboot in 1 min. How stupider can one be?
Rumors of imminent pwipe were spreading in Ansalon (Dolofonos and I had an argument about spread in or spread about but I win because I write). Timos with his first 20+ char named Antitheos, a char who later became a notorious pkiller with summon, was very anxious about the potentials. "Am I getting deleted?" he asked the most proficient Mazas. It was not difficult to make him believe the little lies we told him. "Yes, only people 25+ will not get deleted. Right now we are trying to level Dolofonos. We can try to level you too, but it will take more time, wanna come?".
"No no", said Antitheos "try to save Dolofonos, forget about me". "There is a chance still Timo, if you can raise money about 10k and bribe a god, you can do it, we can give you some!!" said I. (Vegos that is).
"No guys give money to Dolofonos, forget me". The way he was offering his life to save Dolofonos was very touching and made us laugh very much. It was a good thing that we informed him in time about the truth because he was ready to attack BH (it was the time when BH was hunting Mazas a lot, but due to our superiority in spirit and values we did not strike back). Kinda think of it, Timos could have attacked because after one month the pwipe took place.
Well if you eat Mars don't play as you might leave it next to your mouse and then in an urgent moment when you see that you are getting pkilled instead of using the mouse to change windows, you will find yourself using the chocolate for a work only a mouse can do. Trust me this has happened!
Niko, Leonarde steilte mou autin tin istoria
