INTRODUCTION

"Well here I am, LIVE from earth orbit, trying to hold MIR together and keeping that 'menacing' and possibly 'mooning' space shuttle 'COLUMBIA' away "Oh no, don't help....DUH...AND holding off any potential invaders of EARTH. BUSY, BUSY, BUSY, sometimes I'm not sure where my priorites lay, US or THEM, WE this, THEY that HMMMM... As much as we anticipated 'THE ARRIVAL' while we celebrated 'INDEPENDENCE DAY', I must confess that it amazes me that we have not yet made 'CONTACT' "WE ARE NOT ALONE!!!"

NEWS FROM WAY OUTER SPACE

Well, the MARS PATHFINDER mission is going perfectly, so far and the scientists are extremely excited at the prospects to come. THE FOUNDATION FOR THE FIRST MANNED MISSION TO MARS IS BEING LAID BY SOJOURNER as YOU read this HISTORY in the making...strange report coming in now....signal....coming from MARS....but not from pathfinder....same channel, but coming from the MARS FACE region...NASA scientists have just deciphered a strange message from an unknown source on MARS....seems the MARS FACE has a zit and was wondering if the rover could come over and pick it...NASA is considering the request.

In other NASA news, next week the MIR cosmonauts will attempt an internal spacewalk to try and fix the ailing space station... the american astronaut on board has been told to "wait it out" in the SOYUZ ESCAPE CAPSULE. Current VEGAS ODDS are 3 to 1 that the emergency ration of vodka stored in the capsule will be gone by the end of the cosmonauts spacewalk.

And finally, astronauts on board the space shuttle 'COLUMBIA' recently informed NASA that they have found two stowaways on board. HeavensGate cult members apparently, as they were found hiding in the cupboard under COLUMBIA'S kitchen sink BEHIND THE COMET!!!

TOO DEEP FOR POLITE CONVERSATION

(abductees anonymous) As the debate regarding the question "ARE WE ALONE?" rages on, some of us (including myself) sit watching from the corner of the room filled with rage ready to explode with the TRUTH and other untruths. I, like many others, KNOW that there is life out there and closer than you might think. In fact I've met them and yes they did all sorts of terrible things to me and yes I spilled the beans. I told them who our real leader is... BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!!! (conspiracy?) secretly hoping that they would telepathically kill him instantly. But let's face it, what rules our childrens lives also rules ours, and this may be why our planet is doomed.

BUCKYZ' TOP 5 SPACE DOCUMENTARIES

5) THE RIGHT STUFF
4)APOLLO 13
3)MOONSHOT
2)COSMOS
and the number one space documentary of all time is...

MYSTERIES OF DEEP SPACE

BUCKYZ' TOP 5 ALIEN MOVIES/SERIES

5)INDEPENDENCE DAY
4) FIRST CONTACT
3)THE ARRIVAL
2)X-FILES
1)DARK SKIES.

CONTACT deserves an honorable mention here because I haven't seen it yet but I'm sure it'll rank.

Links to live feeds

IF IT'S HAPPENING IN SPACE YOU CAN SEE IT HERE LIVE 24/7 AUDIO and VIDEO.....

Mars Pathfinder Live Feeds
Live NASA Video Clips
MARScam
The LAtEST EXCITING MARS PICS!!!
UFO'S IN THE '90's!

FINAL CUT

Carl Sagan died on DEC. 20 1996 and took with him one of this century's greatest teaching minds. However, lucky, for us, he had just finished what would be his final 'cut'
His last book is titled, "BILLIONS AND BILLIONS:THOUGHTS ON LIFE AND DEATH AT THE BRINK OF THE MILLENIUM (random house) in this final book, he reflected on the power of exponential numbers and more importantly the relation between watching monday night football and hunting in the caveman era. Here on earth, public understanding of science is essential if we are ever to survive another century. NO SINGLE MAN HAS CONTRIBUTED MORE TO THIS UNDERSTANDING THAN CARL SAGAN

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