In the modern year of 1992, I struck it out on my own to subvert the politically correct environment of Miami University of Ohio. The subtlity needed to do this did not suit me, so I left in early 1994, returning to the caves of my dam and sire.

In the year of 1995, I began a 2 year rampage of Rowan College of New Jersey. As I pillaged, I gained quite the hoard of treasures for my library. My greatest pride of those years was the shiny piece of paper called a diploma. The administration at the college felt it most valuable, so it sits proudly in my hoard.

Recently I attacked the town of Johnson City, NY in an attempt to pillage the treasures and gold at IBM. This is the biggest challenge I have ever faced, but I shall triumph!