The Tavern of Rare Ales
Mundane Dimensions:
Names: PhilJ
Animal Totem: Langoustine
Fitness Level: (Laughable)
Basic Stats:
  • Medium Height
  • Thin(ish)
  • Dramatic Brown Hair
  • Shifty Eyes
  • Welsh
Other Hobbies:
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Music
  • Theatre
  • Swansea City Football Club
  • Dr Who
  • Blake's 7
  • Horror Films
Five Pet Hates:
  • Pubs with Young People's Loud Music
  • Having to work for a Living
  • Every American that voted for George W Bush
  • The Daily Mail
  • People who applaud whilst the orchestra is still playing


Funky Dimensions:
Beer Rating: (see Superpowers)
SuperPowers:
  • Immunity to affects of Beer (Red-In-Red Eyes)
  • Impossible to kill with conventional weapons
  • Can morph to appear like Ray Reardon at will
Curses:
  • Inability to roll over a 1 on any die known to humanity
Five Fave Movies:
  • Nosferatu (1922 Version)
  • Excalibur
  • Withnail & I
  • The Black Cat
  • Casablanca
Five Fave
Bands:
  • Hawkwind
  • The Ramones
  • Jethro Tull
  • The Beatles
  • Morrissey / Smiths
Five Fave Authors:
  • H P Lovecraft
  • Christopher Brookmyre
  • David Cairns
  • M R James
  • Iain Banks
P H I L J
Sonant Dimensions:
Most Likely
To Say:
  • More beer?
  • I miss
  • Your all bastards!..alll of ya..but you..you, your my mate!
  • Find a happy place...Find a happy place...
Least Likely
To Say:
  • I think I'll try a soft drink
  • Jump Jets!
RPG Dimensions:
Typical Character Traits:
  • Druids
  • Gnomes
  • Paladins
  • Never backing down from an insult
  • Likes beer...Join the Quest
Player Highlights:
  • Fighting the Green Knight
  • Getting savaged by a Blood hawk while playing a Druid
  • The Paladin Tadger Burning Purity Test
  • Inadvertently slaying a Priest of Thor...while playing a Paladin of Thor...
DMing Highlights:
  • Killing the last Melnibonean in a riding fumble
  • Inserting a red hot coal up a back passage of a PC.
  • Inventing the word 'Bejeebly' during the throes of DM Free Forming
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