 Mundane Dimensions: |
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Names: |
Graham, Gray, Gerbil, Git, G-Unit |
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| Animal Totem: |
Gerbil |
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| Fitness Level: |
( Good )
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| Basic Stats: |
- Tall
- Athletic
- Short Brown Hair
- English
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| Other Hobbies: |
- Music
- Computer Games involving the use of Big Expensive Joysticks™
- Valkyries
- Motor Bikes
- Leathers
- Chains...erm
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| Five Pet Hates: |
- Ewoks/Jar Jar Binks/C-3PO/RD-D2
- Bigots
- Advertising
- Face Lifts
- Talking about house prices in the South East
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| Funky Dimensions: |
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Beer Rating: |
( Average ) |
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| SuperPowers: |
- Ability to Eat and Never Seem to Stop Eating
- Ability to "STUN" Others by Displaying Varied & Exotic Fruit&Veg
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| Curses: |
- Knowing the Rest of the Ring of Fear
- Immune to Verbal Threats
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| Five Fave Movies: |
- LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring
- Alien
- Donnie Darrko
- Delicatessen
- Blade Runner
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Five Fave
Bands: |
- Cannibal Ox
- Squarepusher
- AC/DC
- Dilated Peoples
- Moterhead
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| Five Fave Authors: |
- Frank Herbert
- Robert Carver
- Thom Jones
- Hunter S. Thompson
- Moliere
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Most Likely
To Say: |
- Has anyone seen my 2nd big bag of food?...
- *munch* *nibble* *scoff* *dribble* *stuff* *slurp*
- I think I'll take the stairs
- Valkyrie...me like..*dribble*..me want...
- Amoeboid Slime
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Least Likely
To Say: |
- I could murder a bacon sandwich
- I've run out of food!...
- I'm stuffed!
- Bards are for wimps
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| RPG Dimensions: |
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Typical Character Traits: |
- Civilised & Cultured with a Hint of Madness
- Smug Sneering Bards
- Irritating Sljees
- Characters Missing Limbs
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| Player Highlights: |
- Framing PhilJ's Paladin to appear as a sex crazed deviant
- Using the song 'I'm too sexy for these orcs.." to inspire men into combat
- Being gunned down to one functioning arm in CoC..and the git still didn't die
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| DMing Highlights: |
- Creating a "SHIT" monster
- Imagining that the players would understand the words "political" & "intrigue"
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