The following are real recipes, created by myself. They are foods i eat. Do not be frightened, just be daring. Don't you want a bite?
"Amusing Recipe"- the sandwich
1 tomato (green, unripe ones are my favourite, but red are okay, although somewhat smooshy)
2 graham crackers (not the cinnemon kind)
1 knifeful of mayonaisse
What to do: well, the obvious. Make a sandwich out of it. And don't be alarmed- the first couple bites of all my recipes taste a little peculiar, at first.
p.s. for appreciation of this sandwich, it is not necessary to use the mayonaisse.
shall we call it- the gramwich??
Recipe
mix altogether:
cooked elbow macaroni
lots of Chow Mein noodles and vegetables
tablespoon of spagetti sauce
chunks of mozerella cheese
teaspoon grape jam (or jelly)
little bit of Italian dressing (salad)
lemon pepper
salt
mix it up REALLY well. Otherwise you'll get jam chunks and that is just disgusting.
Caramel Milk
Melt some sugar in a sauce pan (enough, but not too much). Let it barely turn golden (not brown!). Add a bunch of milk. Stir over heat until sugar re-melts
and dissolves in the milk. Then take off heat immediately or else you'll get a skin on it.
drink, drink, drink!!!
A favourite...
apple sauce (home-made is best)
malt balls (the easter bird egg kind is preferred)
raisens
chunks of cheese (cheddar is best)
mix it up.
eat COLD...!!!
Good Dessert
melt a cereal bowl of marshmallows
melt a handful of chocolate chips
--add to rice crispies
mix altogether
stir in whipped cream
make a couple pieces of toast- crumble it up really small- add to mixture.
little bit of lemon juice.
(no cheese in this one, thank goodness)
optional: top with ice cream.
OR: replace rice crispies with cooked rice. Just as good.
OOO- you will like this one!
3 eggs
whip up the egg whites until snowy
add egg yolks and a couple of teaspoons flour
fry it up.
Good with marmelade, jam, cheese, salsa, powdered sugar, or whatever you think you need.
Personal favourite is simply this:
can of green beans
3/4 can of pineapple
sour cream (a LITTLE)
mix all up over stove. But be sure to drain the pineapple first, otherwise that would just be SICK!
A fantastic Recipe:
Green Beans
a few eggs, scrambled
cooked rice
cheese
sour cream
refried beans
salsa
salt
pepper
lemon juice (just a wee bit)
couple slices of bread
mix all the above ingredients. (Except the bread, of course!) Put a piece of bread on a plate and pour the mixture over it. mmm
Tonight's Dinner
This is a relatively simple, yet SAFE one, actually:
Again, cook up some pasta (i have found elbow macaroni to be best.
Drain nearly all water (don't want it dry)
add:
Ranch salad dressing
mozerella cheese
soda crackers
parmesian cheese
lemon juice
salad starters seasoning
a dash of barbeque sauce
salt
pepper
Eat with a large spoon and enjoy!!
Several recipes i have actually served to friends, family. No one has died (knock on wood), so they are safe. In fact, none of these recipes have induced vomiting. Be brave, and try one. i would be curious to hear the results.
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