ROYAL HUDDLE 2000


Now live only on Pay-Per-Fool, in association with Cactus Jack Cider from Madison Cube Garden, New New York...WRF Royal Huddle 2000!
Five or six party poppers go off, WRF budget cannot stretch to fireworks, besides wrong time of year to buy them.
JR: 4 of the business’ top men go for the biggest prize in Sport’s Entertainment, the WRF World Heavyweight Championship, Tag team titles on the line, Triple threat Intercontinental Title match and the return of Dude Lust. Welcome to WRF Royal Huddle, I’m Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler. What a night we have in store for you.

Black Magic Brian Cole’s music hits.

King: You know we are live in over 50 countries JR ?
JR: Yeah, a very large audience joining us from around the world, special welcomes to those viewing in Australia, South Africa -
King: I didn’t think they had televisions in South Africa.
JR: Oh be quiet. And a special mention for those watching us in the UK live on Channel 4.
King: I’ve got quite a lot of fans over there, in the UK, they love royalty [King laughs].

Match 1: Black Magic Brian Cole vs Mystery Opponent
Ring announcer is Howard Finkle.

Howard: Weighing in at a surprisingly heavy weight, from a large house on the outskirts of Hunton, Black Magic Brian Cole!
JR: Black Magic up against an un-named opponent tonight.
King: Do you have any idea who it is JR?
JR: No I do not, but I do know that whoever it is will be looking to stop Black Magic’s unbeaten record.
King: I thought Black Magic was a chocolate.

Tajj’s music hits. The crowd erupts.

King: Look JR, look.
Howard: His opponent, weighing in at two-hundred twenty-five pounds...
King: JR its..
Howard: from the Red-Hook District of Barming, Maidstone...Tajj!
JR: Its Tajj! Its Tajj, the Human-Rucking Machine. Tajj not wasting any time...

The match begins. Action is fast and furious with Tajj suplexing Brian Cole in every possible way. The action spills outside the ring where Brian Cole starts to make a comeback, only to be halted by a belly-to-back suplex on the concrete. Tajj rolls Brian Cole into the ring, whips him off of the ropes and locks in...

JR: Tajj applying his modified version of a sleeper to Black Magic-
King: It’s a choke!
JR: Tajj locking in the move he calls the Tajjmission.
King: I’m telling you JR that is a choke.

Tajj chokes out Black Magic Brian Cole to pick up the victory.

Match 2: Gangrob and Ajdge defeat Too Fucked Up
The start of this match was delayed slightly when the ring of fire, that Gangrob and Ajdge rise out of, got a little bit out of control and Gangrob’s trouser legs caught alight. Also Gangrob, while performing his spitting routine with the blood (well, cherry flavoured squash), managed to catch somebody in the eye and they threatened to sue. Anyway once that was settled, and Gangrob was told to clean up his act, the match got underway.

Once again action was fast and furious with Too Fucked Up going for as many aerial moves as they could, most of the time they missed their target and hit the mat, but they were too stoned to let that bother them. For a while it appeared that Too Fucked Up had the win however when Gangob hit Too Weird with an Implant DDT on the outside, Ajdge hit a "high" Too Strange with a Spear and then the Impaler knocking out Too Strange to pick up the win.

Short trailer advertising the next WRF Pay-Per-Fool, No Way In, totally spooling the WRF for the next month by showing the main contenders for the main event.

Match 3: Intercontinental Championship Triple Threat. HBeadleK defeats D’Lo Barn and K-Pac
K-Pac missed an early Bronco Buster on D’Lo putting himself out for the rest of the match. The action spilled outside of the ring as the "Heart-Ache Kid" HBK took it to D’Lo, whilst stepping over a fallen K-Pac cradling holding his groin.

D’Lo went for the Sky High on HBK but HBK was able to reverse it into a Hurricanrana. HBK then, with the crowd behind him, hit D’Lo with the Sweet Chin Music and pinned to retain the IC title.

Match 4: Tag Team Championship. Wackulytes defeat Mr Ass and Gavdogg
Tag belts were on the line next as the DX tag team took on the Librarians. Despite Wackshaw getting the wrong idea when Mr Ass moonied him, the Wackulytes pretty much dominated the event with Faroocolin and Wackshaw double teaming the Gavdogg after a Clothesline from Hell. The Wackulytes were awarded the belts after Bad Ass Colin Leverett turned on the "Hebnerised" referee Timmy Black.

Short interlude where JR and King advertise Cactus Jack Cider, after saying how thirsty commentating is they say that they need a glass of it.

Match 5: Street Fight. Triple R defeated Dude Lust
The sold out, standing room only, Madison Cube Garden erupted in deafening boos as Rob Robby Robertson and his wife Natasha Mcweel-Robertson, made their way to the ring.

King: I’d get out of here if I was you Natasha. Triple R should know better than to bring his wife out here when that Hippie man Dude Lust is going to be showing up.
JR: For once King, I think I’m going to have to agree with you. No one is as entertaining, good-humoured...
King: Out of fashion.
JR: ...as Paul Foley when he is Dude Lust.

Everybody in the arena, except King, cheered as Dude Lust made his long awaited return to WRF action.

The match was, as expected violent. With Triple R on the end of blow after blow to the head with a steel chair not to mention a move we can only describe as an attempt at a Side-Russian-Leg-Sweep onto a wooden crate (made out of balsa wood, cheap but splinters when broken and didn’t really break the fall. Triple R was just as hurt hitting the concrete floor as he would have been if the WRF had stretched the budget to a proper wooden crate). Triple R used Dude Lust’s necklaces (budget again we cannot afford handcuffs) to tie up Dude Lust who was then victim to chair shots, until The Rob made an appearance, took out Triple R and untied Dude Lust.

The action then spilled into the ring, where Dude Lust took some drawing pins (thumbtacks to the Americans) from under the ring. And sprinkled them on the floor. Dude Lust then attempted to knock RRR onto them however RRR countered and slammed Dude Lust absolutely no where near the pins. A pedigree finished off Dude Lust, to the delight of one person - The King, and to the dismay of everyone else.

The Ring was being cleared of drawing pins. JR with several drawing pins on their commentary table.

JR: Well folks, these were the thumbtacks that Dude Lust tried to use.

The King pricks the back of JR’s hand with one of the drawing pins.

JR: Ouch! What’s wrong with you?
King: Sharp aren’t they?

Match 6: Republican Rampage
The Republican Rampage, the WRF’s version of the WWF’s Royal Rumble. Was suprisingly uneventful. Although there were several points to mention. Action was slow as nearly every superstar wanted to win, with the exception of The Bishop who cowered in a corner of the ring for most of the match. Things didn’t hot up until there were some sixteen superstars in the ring, and Too Phuqed Up started a mosh going. D’Lo Barn threw The Bishop into the middle of it where he was beaten to a pulp. Rajkishi entered and proceeded to clear the ring before ripping up the dance floor. It took some six wrestlers to finally eliminate him. Finally it was down to newcomer ECR’s Draven who faced off against Tajj. Unfortunately for Tajj, participating in a match earlier in the evening meant that fatigue set in and the Human-Rucking Machine fell victim to a moonsault and was consequently eliminated. Draven won the Republican Rampage and is set to go to Rustlemainia to face the WRF Champion in a match for the title.

Match 7: 4-way Dance for WRF Championship. The Risen defeated Big Barnman
The Republican Rampage lacked electricity, something that was in abundance when The Most Electrifying Man In The Common Room, The Rob made his way to the ring as the first entrant in this years Royal Huddle main event. Even the Phenom, The Underledger couldn’t raise as much support as The Rob. The Great One was truly the fan favourite going into this match.

The match began with the Barnman in the ring with The Risen, exchanging blows on the outside were The Rob and The Underledger. Senior referee Earl Hebner had trouble controlling this match. Early on The Risen managed to chokeslam the Barnman, who The Rob then turned his attention to. The "brothers" then met in the middle of the ring. These two giants exchanged blows gradually wearing each other down.

Given a opportunity by a downed Barnman and dazed Underledger, The Rob entered the ring for the first time in the match, scored a few hits on The Risen, including one that "knocked The Risen out of his boots", and went for the Rob Bottom. After downing The Risen it was time to see the most electrifying move in sports entertainment. As the Rob went for the elbow the Underledger recovered and caught the Rob off of the ropes for an hellacious chokeslam, which sent the Rob to the outside of the ring. The Barnman from behind, and out of view from the referee delivered a blow to the back of the Underledger’s head with a night-stick. The Risen then threw the Underledger over the top rope onto a recovering Rob! They both fell to the floor with a thunderous thud.

Back in the ring the Big Barnman went off the ropes to clothesline The Risen, The Risen reversed the move into what we all felt was to be a power-slam. However the Big Ledge Machine held the Barnman in the air and converted the power-slam into a Tombstone piledriver!

With no surprises Lame pinned the Barnman, with no interference from the Rob or Underledger, and became the new WRF Champion !!!

As the Royal Huddle went off the air several party-poppers, on each turnbuckle, went off in time to The Risen’s music, not in time to The Risen’s actions proving that he is, after all, lame.


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