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Hef's Menu

MEALS

Leg of Halfling  = 1 amethyst (restores 150 hp's, a takeout order for those on the run) 
Elf Brains =                           1 emerald, 2 rubies, 1 sapphire  (restores 400 hp's, the breakfast of champions)
Boiled Human Infant =         4 emeralds, 1 sapphire, 1 amethyst, 1 pearl                             (restores 600 hp's, it costs due to the trouble to get it, a rare orkan delicacy)

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES

Eyepatch's Tentacle Juice = 1 sapphire, 1 amethyst, 1 pearl
Lonk's Brainsmasher =              3 rubies, 1 amethyst, 1 pearl


 Hef's Hole of Hell

This place of grotesque food and drink is exactly what the name implies, a hole in the walls of the Manetheren Mountains. A few broken down chairs and tables sit unevenly spread about the cave. A shabby make-shift bar serves as the passing point for all perishables sold here. Lighting here is very poor, however this is not the worst feature of this nasty business. The smell, although rather pleasant to the senses of an ork, would make any other humanoid, short of an ogre sick to their stomachs. Hef's little establishment has quickly grown legend throughout the realms as the one place any non-ork would never be caught in. 

You see before you Hef, famed pirate ork from yesteryear. He once roamed these realms as a mere ship deckhand and arose to power. He was known for his great cunning and heart in the heat of battle. Hef grew to fame during the brief guild war between the pirates and fighters. As all good warriors do, he realized that time was an enemy that no person can defeat. 

Adventuring in the realms was best left up to the young and foolish, so he waved goodbye to the seas he so loved and moved back to Cl'turk after the Dwarven Wars. Today, Hef still does one thing he lavished as a youth... drink. He offers his bar as a 'learning tool' to those orkan youth who need to discover the lessons of fine drinking and bar fighting.

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