HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

Have you seen my father? He's a pretty big guy, rather tall, with really *great* blue eyes. He's got a great laugh and does far too many things to list right at the moment...

You see, I was wondering because I've been missing him recently, wondering if he's okay, and how things are in his life.

Well, now..This is a good guess, but not my father. I think I would be missing him much more if he had been lost at sea. Even though he did know a few movie actresses, he didn't have a "little buddy" named Gilligan. I would have remembered him and asked him how dad was doing...

Though he sometimes seemed a bit behind the times, this still isn't my dad. Thanks for offering, however. My dad's wife's name is Edie, not Wilma, and he had 2 daughters, me and Julie. We had more than one dog too. And he lived in Stanton, CA. I'm not sure if he's ever been to Bedrock, but he has traveled a bit in his day.

Hmm...Now, he was sometimes an ogre, but that was okay. And he didn't need an IQ Vine for his smarts. He was already pretty darned intelligent. Not to mention he *never* had to speak in rhyme to get his point across.

Well, thanks for looking, but I'm afraid he's pretty elusive these days. But if you do see him, could you do me a favour...?

Could you go up to him, give him a hug from me and tell him everything's okay? Then set him on the road to a better life? Because even though he made a few mistakes, he was only human. Despite his faults, he was a great man...

Robert Lee Keller 1945 - 1999

A husband, a father, a grandfather and an all around pretty good guy. We miss you!