welcom to the all unformatted text section of this hypertext thingie! This is proving to be the most exciting secton yet! Soon we will be ready for an international release! Yippee Fucjer! Sometime the Boggles will even attack a place as close to the Harmony Rune as my Web Pages. Some are quite large and it may seem that nothing happens for some time. Just be patient... Bug Busters(not the hairy kind), Get a NEW FREE PROGRAM to accessthe Council of the tower of Lead has been trying to destroy the Giant King of Neverdead. In this case, they are being helped by the Council of Neverdead. Although Vampires may not directly oppose each other, there is nothing to stop them hiring third party assassins or sending armies of undead to slay other Vampires.* LIVE SEX SHOWS *- if he has to become the most feared and despised Krajlki in order to incarnate Gbaji and save the troll race, he is quite prepared to do it.
* VOYEUR CAMS *a crowd of peasants holding blazing torches coming to attack them, not the Vampires.* MOVIE CLIPS *
and more ...rogues, either travelling the countryside, preying on peasants, or solitary horrors in isolated castles.
No Creditcard Needed !!undead farmers tend the fields and harvest a rich supply of grain for their Vampire masters to store and sell to customers throughout Dorastor. Zombie and Mummy soldiers stand eternal guard over the roads and walls, waiting for the inevitable attacks, while the Vampires stay within their temples, plotting a take-over of Dorastor.
No Fucking Membership !!
Only pay your phonebill !!breach the well defended Cassirs of the Overlords and face an army of Vampire Sorcerer-Knights
TRY IT NOW Astrological Physics, Hermeticism, Mathematics, and Optics I am exactly who you think I am.Mountain Screw
>I do not even care that much but how much sugar will it take me to make a
>diamond?Attack All Holes Part 2The Horse EaterShamans who go to the Star return with tales of Demons and Monsters yet also return with new powers against their old enemy the Horsemen of Pent. All slain horses must be desecrated, using the Butchery skill, their legs must be broken so their spirits will hobble, their eyes must be torn out so that the spirits will not find their way back to Hippoi and their sexual organs must be removed so that their spirits will not be fertile upon rebirth. A portion of the horse, usually the heart or genitals, must be kept for sacrifice in the worship ceremonies. Sometimes the horse’s tail is added to a Ball of Tails.Balazar and the Little Shaggy Pony This spell does not affect true zebras or unicornsThe following was taken from a series of conversations between two Ogres in the land of Sartar.
Ogre 1: "Every time I go near the Storm Bull Temple I get chased and have things thrown at me. If only I didn’t have Chaos Features."
Ogre 2: "Why not use Illumination like I do? I go past the Storm Bull Temple every day and nobody ever bothers me."
Ogre 1: "But you don’t have Chaos Features!"
Ogre 2, with a shake of his perfect hair, "Exactly!"
Two Weeks Later
Ogre 1: "I tried Illumination like you said and now the Storm Bulls don’t bother me!" Realising that the giant in front of me casts no shadow and that both his head and chest are out of reach.
Although I was personally favouring a skinning.
Realising that the group of dwarfs were not actually throwing rocks at me.
(In Snake Pipe Hollow) jumping into a pile of ashes to escape an angry giant, only to find that the pile was, in fact, a gorp appearing harmlessIn Dorastor, the party travelled through the day and reached a great pool of Darkness which had not been there when they last passed by. Unwilling to enter the darkness at night, the party decided to camp about a mile away and investigate in the morning. > I got 700 mails (and one bounced, which probably ended them) from some
> > brute-force asshole overloading my e-mail, saying to the effect of "I
> > fuck you up the ass, little shit" over and over."Dwarfs are always loaded". > Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music,
> and they hit each other.
. One night, there was a splash as this Vampire Were Shark swam towards the boat. - the Berserker cannot stop hitting him!
Sock-monkeys and humans have coexisted on this planet for an estimated twenty thousand years. This relationship began with lint. The diet of the sock monkey consists mainly of lint and early humans produced vast quantities of lint in their prehistoric driers. Lured by the lint, sock monkeys began to wander into human laundry rooms. Humans did not like lint, so they encouraged the monkeys to stay. Slowly over thousands of years the monkeys adapted to living in our homes. The monkeys have lost their ability to hunt lint and can no longer live in the wild. Their ferocious lint grabbing claws have now atrophied into plush little stumps. In fact, today's sock monkeys rarely even move. But this does not mean that the modern sock monkey is useless to humanity. Recently some highly respected scientists have touted the theory that sock monkeys may be able to save our computer-reliant society from the dreaded Y2K crisis.
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>I would like to run amok. Please help meTHE PAGE CANNOT BE FOUNDHowever, if you ask the right anwers,you'll get the right questions. an evil fox deity, Madfox Daimyojin has corrupted the land with his nasty minions. The other foxes want Madfox out so they send a righteous fox, Psycho Fox to do the job. Solarus Skywatch, Light Son and soon to be hero, was at Snakepipe Hollow in the Chaos Caves when the party had to cross the bridge over the Turtle's Poolthe ability to transform into three other animals by use of a shinto stick. These animals include a hippo, a monkey and tiger. such as a bouncing fly wearing a gas mask that must be killed by being sprayed with an aerosol can. :::editors note when I am the pharohgodking of everything for all time I will make a game, probably some vr rpg video game in which you die in real life if you die in the game. there will be an uncontroillable genius AI as well. every one will be forced to play this and win if thye want to escape the carefully constructed hell that earth will become. This document will serve as the basic plot of that game::: a slide whistle jumping sound, a couple of 'bopping' effects when biffing the enemy and a distinct 'arf' when an animal hits the water and drowns.
Whoops a daisy - Turtle Fodder! , 'bastard tactics.'Same day, different shit.a shocking zombie themed game.to go against Ralzakark somthing about a mad professor who sends his forces along disguised as asteroids(ala Blasteroids) , this is best decribed as Lunar Lander on acid. The background pulsates with shades of color, and the whole thing is both bizzarre and spectacular.. The Vampires and Chaos Demons were ready to rain Death from their lofty positions while the party fought the spogs below sobbed into his beer."The Algo system has three planets...Palma is the first planet from the sun, a rich planet of tropical climate that enjoys this all year round.
Mota is the second planet, and due to terraforming, its been changed from an almost inhospitable place, to the lush green agricultural planet, with the help of 'Motherbrain'.
Dezo is the furthest planet from the sun, an ice covered ball, not much is known of this place...
People have enjoyed 1000 years of peace since the ancient heroine Alis defeated the evil Lashic, but the people of Mota have grown weak from this serene time. Bio-monsters have started to appear and people cower in fear...the unknown force, known as 'Motherbrain', the entity maintaining the planet has seemingly malfunctioned and someone has to find out what going on..."He faced the Son of Thed sidestory characters die tragic deaths, and towns are razed by evil tyrants butchering the townsfolk It is thought that within these swamps are at least three great Empires which have never heard of each otherI wanted him, but I... I wanted her aswell. (and two ofthem selling candy-floss, no less). but all the green gets a tad same-ish after a while the front of the enemies twitching in front of you There's about 4 or 5 different bees, all-varying in strength, yet all that separates them graphically is a different shade and name.
dying at the feet of his killers, an evil king hell-bent on leading the world to destruction. a warrior with great strength who might be able to help And with that, he passes away. There are several races descended from plants.Most well known are the Aldryami, descended from Aldrya the Goddess of Forests, but also known are the Dark Elves, descended from Mee Vorala goddess of fungi and daughter of Flamal; Sea Elves, descended from Murthaldrya goddess of Sea Plants and daughter of Flamal and Triolina; Red Elves are the descendants of the Goddess of Ferns, daughter of Flamal. There is rumoured to be a race of Fire Elves which live in the Sky, but nobody knopws their parentage or whether they truly exist. Since all these folk are descended from Flamal they share a common heritage but are different. Elves see Sea Elves as distant kin rather then fellows, for isntance. What applies to the aldryami does not necessarily apply to the rest of Flamal's descendants, even though they are called "Red Elves", "Dark Elves" and so on. Red Elves These are descendants of the Goddess of Ferns. Also called goblins, they inhabit vast regions of Pamaltelan swampland. As outsiders are killed before they penetrate the fringes of the swamps, little is known of the Red Elves. Red Elves are not descended from Grandfather Mortal and do not live normal life cycles, breeding and dying in different ways.When they reach a stage in maturity they find a rare female sub-type, mate with her then bury themselves in the ground, producing a number ofoffspring ferns that develop into children, the resulting Red Elves or imps being gathered by other Red Elves who then raise them. Red Elves have a reputation for ferocity that is borne out by anyone who ventures into their swamps. They worship Flamal, The Fern Goddess and a host of local deities only worshipped in their vast swamps. They are best left alone as they are not interesting and play no part in the rest So, the adventure has begun! , an esper of the desert.There are interesting creatures and monsters of all kinds.an extremely magical place. Everyone can use magic and most people do. Silver Amulet of a bat with a pin through its eyesWhen placed over the head of a creature, this allows the beast to be ridden, whether the beast is willing or notThe smooth, fast Doom-style 3D dungeons are impressive, It's a long, addictive journey, with an involving storyline - They contain many different components, maybe with runes or symbols as decoration, typically decorated with feathers, bones, cloth, and so on. "An evil ringmaster has captured the animals of the forest and jungle for use in his evil circus. All the animals have been captured...all but one now free the caged animals from the ringmaster and work toward infiltrating the circus to get what is most precious to him back, his mother."
"Do Not Taunt" written on the big gun that shoots BS&P rafts.
: a mole who burrows through the earth, a little blue bunny who reaches the stratosphere with every bound, a squirrel who climbs up things, and a beaver with a portable rubber tube for floating around. a nugget of goodness for the diligent gamer.Rolo is cute. The graphics are cute. I really do enjoy a good urban brawl or magical adventures, but I don't enjoy hitting corps... done it too many times even though that's where all the money is. Enjoy pure bits of hack and slash. Shamanic cults, the cult of the spirit to be contacted a shining example of the hardcore cute gaming. Stand up, move around, use hand gestures, use an old English accent. Be loud, obnoxious, sweet, drunk, be a noble, a begger, etc. etc. When the Horned Man told his children how to contact the Spirits, some came to him and asked why they could not contact the deities who walked the world. The Horned Man thought a while and went to each deity in turn asking if they would allow worship by his followers. Most of the deities were greedy and wanted more worship with only a few refusing. Dayzatar was one who refused, as was Ourania Queen of Heaven. Those deities who refused may not be contacted They even have magical arrows which are unaffected by Forest cover, allowing them to take pot-shots through bushes or trees. "I only need 4000 XP's to go up a level tonight" they are defended not only by their sentient inhabitants but also by their plants. Some of these plants are magical in nature, such as the Warriors of Wood, others are aggressive, others are passive, red colored lights, fantasy posters, medieval music on tape 'Alex Kidd in High Tech World,' A very strong Shinobi theme. The levels, enemies and bosses are very similar to those of Shinobi,rescue Alex's girlfriend from the clutches of the evil dark ninja, who has kidnapped her and plans to take over the world, and to foil his plans, using ninja powers given by the good white ninja. jerkier with more scrambling around. Your standard weapon is a sword, but you can use long-range darts (spears) instead Constant hack and slash the ability to grab onto a pole and start swinging around into a kamikaze-type fireball (getting rid of all enemies in your way when you take off), jump from wall to wall, and skip on water, too. These are unintelligent plants which have certain trigger mechanisms which cause the plants to act in a certain way. These effects range from the firing of darts or pollen/spore clouds to reflexive actions such as the Venus Fly Trap which devours prey. you'll be transformed into a raging tornado temporarily.
> God knows your alive.......> he just doesn't care.America is a country which produces citizens who will cross
the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to voteSo, a forest trail may have tendrils lying across it which when tripped cause a hail of darts or a cloud of poison gas.
'colourful and cute.' A controlled sort of colourful and cute, though, a sickening sort of colourful and cute,
Enter Penguin Land- where you, the commander of a special Penguin Task Force, are in charge of a mission to journey into deep and mysterious caverns in search of foreign eggs to take back (via spaceship) to your home land. Whilst in the Rubble they will be attacked by Chaos and shown how weak they really are.they are released from their service and asked to deliver a message to a cult member in Corflu. On the way, they are drowned and are swept up in the Big Scenario from the River of Cradles pack. This means they advise the Sun Dome Templars, enter the Puzzle canal and fight Trolls when allied with a Sorcerer. it's one of those 'simple but effective,' addictive games capable of sucking you right in for longer periods of time than you might have intended...? Are they politically astute enough to cope with the Lunars of Trilius? Is it possible to complete Balazar's Quest and become King of Balazar? What about the Pentian threat as they attack the Empire? to find and retrieve the sacred books of Y's, to call down the goddesses of the land that once protected the good people from the totally disgusting creatures that are once again posing a serious threat. What about using their Water Connections to sail the Black Barge through the Hollow into the Rainbow Mounds and maybe into The Upland Marsh and link in to the Duck Pond? They could even help Gonn Orta and become Giant Friends, maybe even being able to rebuild Dykene.Christians worshipped Saints in the same way that pagans worshipped their own gods. a strange and gloomy village. The reason it is so strange and gloomy is because, according to a villager who looks like Daisy Duck, an evil phantom has stolen the crystal which provides the happiness. getting chased by spikes and fires and who knows what else? Brankist created a second Great Barrier using the powers of Storm combined with the magics of Brithos to make a barrier of mist and fog which surrounded the country. So far, this has prevented any chaos incursions, but has also caused the crops to fail in Bilini. ). Previously, he had been convicted of Trafficking in Human Flesh a sinister and powerful archmage, intones the last syllables of a powerful enchantment. He has labored for months within his laboratory on the creation of a powerful rod that can summon and control the worlds red dragons. He hopes to use the rod to aid him in his plans to dethrone the current ruling family and dominate the kingdom. This inflames the nation into a civil war between those loyal to the empress and those who support the council of mages, he reunited Balazar, drove all the Orlanthi out, invited the Lunars to build a Temple of the Reaching Moon, divorced Esmelia for adultery and Harlotry, married The Mistress of Light, Guardian of the Fires of Heaven, a Pentian Heiress, the daughter of a Darra Happan Nobleman and his own daughter - because the Old Darra Happan Kings did it, so could he.He has used a Chaos Army from Festering Island in order to defeat an Orlanthi temple, he has hired the Vampire Legion to destabilise the Redlands so that he will be asked to acts as their Commander in Chief when the Nomads attack, has married certain people as breeding stock for when he must sacrifice children to various deities as part of HeroQuests and has re-established the Grand Council of the Elder Wilds, or Greater Balazar as he likes to call it. He has also destroyed one of the Elven Woods and revealed the location of their secret rites to Uzarl, enabling her to destroy the replanting ceremonies.The party will be befriended by a young juvenile dragon (done in CG) who becomes a lasting companion. "what are you attacking with - your spear, scimitar or Flag of Truce?"., this sad, unfortunate being must be the unluckiest creature alive. Everything he touched became dust. If he could succeed unless something extraordinary happened, it would happen.a blue armour-clad guy, J.J., wandering around a giant underground maze searching for his buddies and a couple of floppies. your typical 'Hi, I'm evil. How ya doin? I'm going to take over the world' villain. there are laser barriers, moving walkways, alarm sensors and wall mounted guns to add to the fray. a side character 'Opa-Opa,' a colourful mini-spaceship! He acted as a pin cushion on several occasions, his remarkably thick skin only serving to attract critical hits with alarming regularity, he skinned a minotaur follower and bound its spirit into its skin, which he proudly wears. So you've got the floppies, found the maze core, and set the sucker to explode. that’s more fun that a gerbil down you pants. The most money you make the more parts you can equip your ship with, from faster engines to bigger bombs and more powerful weapons systems, Opa-Opa can really whip some ass. Beware the ice cream cones of death! the last descendant of your family. It is up to you to save your whole race, since all the strong men have been captured by the evil lord. They are held as slaves, guarded by orcs and minotaurs, to forever work in the mines..."It's like my favorite miniatures came to life!" Armed with a trusty shotgun you shriek your battle cry. Let the killing begin!Those filthy orcs are relatively easy to kill off at the start, but soon become both tougher and greater in numbers.the final boss is way harder than both Bowser and all of his armies tossed at you at the same time... After he found a belt which made him immune to mind affecting spells, he tried to become an assassin, contacting a group of Storm Dragon worshippers and joining their brotherhood. He now likes to move around invisibly, jumping out behind chaos creatures, especially Vampires, and shooting them with a crossbow bolt tipped with Hydra Venom and Strike cast on itwell known as the main outpost of orcish forces in the realm. It is also the home of the Courts of Chaos, a mysterious yet powerful guild known to devote itself to disorder and discord.
a servant of Krjalk, the Hidden Chaos.
So, like, me an' my buddy Fritz an' da udder orks gots together and dragged summa our ork chicks over here an' moved in, an we like started a coupla farms and grew corn and stuff, and shacked up with our ork babes and life was good, so good, like, that it was BORING. So me an' Fritz and summa da guys went out for some, ya know, fun, and we wuz just minding our own business, doin' a lil' innocent rapin' an' a lil' harmless pillagin' WHEN ALLA A SUDDEN A BUNCHA STINKIN' FAIRIES RAN UP AND STARTED HACKIN' ON US!
Da bluddy nerve of dose guys! We ran away but dey, like, chases us, ya know, an' before you know it DOSE STINKIN' FAIRIES GOT FRITZ, an' we barely got back to dalair alive, ya know, an' we hadda smack aroun' dose idjit wenches a good bit afore dey'd stop laffin'at us.
Since den we got smart, ya know, and built a big ol' fort an' been trainin' us an army, an' our big chief is gonna lead us and teach dose stinkin' fairies a lesson or two, yessirree. We ain't gonna stand for dem harrassin' us poor orks no more, dat's fer sure. Three ickle men with blasters... and that wierd grapply thingy.Anywho, the object of the game is to save the world, whilst making as much money as possible Have you ever tried using the Lie Spell in order to pass on rumours or to preach subtle doctrine - it is very effective.
He now spends his time happily conducting experiments on Trollkin, giving them four arms, making them immune to Sunlight (by cutting away the affected areas of the brain) and behaving as a mad scientist.
blowing up cars and nuking people within 5 seconds of startingThese Aliens are trying to take over the world again and it's your job to blow the $hiT out of them.
. It is the 1930's, and the world has been devastated by the Great Depression of 1929. Many pilots who have lost their jobs have had to become sky pirates to survive. As a pothunter, it is your job to shoot down those piratesthat kind of 'monster' guy, only muscles, no brain and the idea to kick YOUR ass.
Derak was born a Dark Troll, became a Death Lord, then a Living Lead Skeleton, then a Dark Troll again,. then a Mistress Race Troll, then Not a Troll, although nobody knows that he is Not a Troll at the moment.And battle ensues. "...few decades, this loose-knit band has become an organized if nihilistic religion, known as the Courts of Chaos. Although dismis... [burnmark]...cult by the more established forces of Drin, Chaos is growing into a challenge to the major world religious order, the Monks of Antana...." a super-high-tech motor racing boat. This vessle comes in a standard appearance with a trusty cannon This powerful charismatic figure is regarded by many as the instigator of the court's push into the mainstream of 6th century life. you must shoot all incoming boats to keep them from taking away the people in the pool.
an arch meddler who does things because he can.
You have a variety of moves, the basic 3 hit combo of a hook punch, a high roundhouse kick, and a jumping roundhouse style kick, and my favorite the ability to grab your enemy while jumping over them and flip them and they can be thrown through objects such as phone booths etc., along with power ups such as the sword powerup which allows you to whip that ninja-to off your back and slice em up, and in areas that arent self scrolling if you hold up and jump you can jump strait up which is necessary to pass the casino level you have to jump strait up and then grab the bar.
Become nasty or even eviller. To be accepted into the fellowship of chaos you must prove that you have affinity with the dark side of your nature. Thus, when presenting yourself to Maleficio, you had better look mean. Favourite methods to achieve "evilness" include Kill fairies in the fairy ring. Murder innocent dwarf babies. Attending the Chaos Guild's mass which is held roughly every hour. jason wannabes to masked wierdos to fat punks with sticks, sumo wrestlers, wrestlers, midgets with claws, enemy ninjas, tons more plus its fun jumping into a slew of 10 bad guys and winning without dying.Causes the target to lose control of his bowels. This means that he is incapacitated for one melee round. It is used to embarrass an opponent, to stop a foe in combat (surprisingly successful - try it some time, PCs either give up and go home or they charge uncontrollably) or even to stop constipation.flies around space in their ship, usually cracking jokes and making wisecracks, while fighting bad guys and helping the good guys.
, a NASA-trained chimp shot into orbit in the early 1960's, accidentally gets thrown beyond the solar system where an advanced alien race mistakes him for a representative of earth's dominant species. He is given intelligence, the rank of Captain, a ship and a mission - to defeat the evil Nebula, who seeks to absorb the universe into an alien "coconut", which hatches, unleashing a vicious alien creature that incorporates their DNA, becoming more and more ape-like, who claims to be the guardian of a sleeping giant who, according to legend, is actually dreaming the galaxy. explore a strange, new planet in search of new flux and must survive an encounter with a humongous Sand Monster;two mighty gods engaged in a series of contests which ended up with the world going mad and everything nearly being destroyed Suck Suck and more Suck... drawn to a seemingly lifeless metal junkyard planet by a magnetic anomaly, but the planet is really a machine: Matrix who wants to "de-construct and assimilate" He took a bundle of feathers and spat on it, making a new deity he called Raven. The good news - nothing can stop Gormongus! The bad news - nothing can stop Gormongus!
The giant alien bananas "eat you up and spit you out." replaced with efficiency-obsessed clones. Yelm produced the Sun Hawk, an osprey, a chicken and a winged horse. Orlanth made the mighty Thunder Bird, a sheep, a great deer and the ultimate robot, Lobiathan, who attacks a mining colony. When the world was dark, after the two gods had fought and brought god things to an end, the Forest of Prax stood firm.Running from a space shark and nearly out of fuel, ride a meteor through a wormhole. to save the paranoid planet...they invade! Sun Hawk gave him Clear Sight so that he could see through Tada's Illusions, Raven gave him a Cloak of Feathers which enabled him to pass unseen, Thunderbird gave him a ThunderStone which gave out a deafening thunderclap when thrown and Condor guided him to where Eiritha's children could be found. a brawl between a mysterious and charismatic alien space pirate, Lago Thrix and the cyberpunk Blackhole Gang. stealing gravitons from a cosmic storm, he gets a glimpse into another universe, where he encounters Vog, a one-dimensional alien who plants a psycho-neutron annihilator bomb! The bomb can destroy all life forms, and projects illusions to protect itself from being discovered must conquer monsters drawn from their own deepest fears! cowboys in 1920s America, gangsters in the Wild West, wizards and barbarians in the far future,Robots in a mediaeval setting! kill a group of broos that were bothering the local farms, how will that affect the King of the country or the Red Emperor? What is important is Bilbo Baggins has been made the Count of Alda Chur and the Hollow and also Count of Dagori Inkarth by the Red Emperor, thus strengthening his claims of authority over Dagori Inkarth and putting him as an enemy of the Duke of Alda Chur. Oh no its boss gallery time! features The Firebird, The Mega-Volt Monster, The Eartheater, Attack of the Stone Creatures, The Seaweed Monster, The Horror Of Forgotten Island, The Energy Beast, The Magnetic Horror, The Colossus Of Atlantis, The Breeder Beast, The Sub-Zero Terror, The Time Dragons, The Cyborg Whale, Microgodzilla, The Beast Of Storm Island, Moonlode, The Golden Guardians, Calico Clones, Ghost Ship, The Macro Beasts! the increasing number of abductions, visitations and invasions by extraterestrials. using advanced gene manipulation - splicing - to give animal traits to humans in order to create the perfect gang of teenage henchmen.
A monster - capable of manipulating earth - appears and hijacks experimental, state-of-the-art, military vehicle. The Stalker - a cybernetically enhanced wild animal hunter - grows bored with Big Game and goes after a lonely teenage outcast who lives underground with giant mutant rats as his only companions! the ghost of a dead student who has developed psychokinetic powers that distort all sound waves, making communication impossible joins forces with the military to recover a robotic assassin, until he discovers that the robot has escaped the government's clutches because it no longer wants to be a killing machine. darkly hint of "God Learner abuses" and others who messed about with Myths. Extradimensional demons called the Burning Legion - the fiery creatures who were the driving force behind the orcs -develop a super-powered suit in their backyard workshop and turn to a life of crime. an Infernal, a hulking brute that was perpetually on fire, acquires the technology to become "incorporeal" and walk through walls. When you are on a picnik beyond the Veil and you die, you are trapped in Hell and you should be very worried indeed.the Evil mutants who want to rule mankind for the atrocities committed against mutant kind.> *So characterized by Rep. John Dingle, D-MI, and based on an
> incident in which a BATF agent, wearing combat boots, stomped a
> kitten to death during a search in which they found absolutely> nothing.
The family was, of course, arrested on suspicion of trafficking in dead kittens.it is the barbaric and seemingly endless hordes of the Orks which are the greatest threat to the forces of the Emperor. Engulfing entire worlds like a frenzied green tide, Ork warbands have threatened to overrun entire sectors in a tremendous storm of bloodshed and violence.
Willing to take on any enemy and even turning upon themselves if no opponents present themselves, Orks are perhaps the most aggressive race in the galaxy. Were the Orks not so divided, the entire Imperium might fall before their assembled power. However, the very nature of Ork society has prevented this from happening so far.
WAAAGH!
Occasionally, a truly massive Ork Warlord known as a Warboss will rise above the other Ork leaders and hammer the various, squabbling Ork tribes into a crude alliance known as a Waaagh!. When this occurs, entire systems may be ravaged before the force of this army of vicious green warriors expends itself and petty squabbles and old animosity takes hold once more.
Orks vary tremendously in shape, size and power. From the weedy hordes of the Gretchin mobz to the slug-throwing mania of the Ork Shoota Boyz, all of the Orks are built for bloodshed. Led on the battlefield by the biggest and the strongest greenskins (known as Nobz), Orks live by the maxim - Might is Right!
VROOM! DAKKA! DAKKA!Although Orks may not seem to be as technologically advanced as the other races of the galaxy, they have an innate talent for machinery and love loud explosions and enormous guns. While their many War Buggies, Trukks, Traks, Big Gunz and clanking Dreadnoughts may look primitive on the battlefield when compared with the smooth lines of the Eldar or Space Marine vehicles, Ork vehicles are built for destruction and kill the enemy just as well as any other race's war machines!
- giant mutant robots attack a shopping mall. Clever astral Horror that can project its mind into animals, such as cats and giant silver slug men. and comes with a mini-display of stained glass window and several doves and bats. Order the Madman today!down to the spooky monster costume and Zombies has snakes pop out of her eyes and mouth- The resurrected demon of vengeance has been sent forth to unleash its fury on the careless killers of an innocent young boy who witnessed the horrific murder of his one true love and was blamed for the crime. Now he has risen from the grave including terrible talons and sharp, slashing teeth; "They truly are stunning three-dimensional representations of my drawings." Xeosphere -an organization
with a sociopolitical agenda to infiltrate the minds and stomachs of Americans a small, cute version of Alucard! the token clock tower scene fireball that can be powered up, five-way tracking fireball, gravity reverse,including zombies, bats, Frankensteins, cute Grim Reapers, a family of KKK ghosts, the third of which is an old man that trots around the screen and then falls flat on his face (worth a chuckle once you see it.) , the little swastika on these ghosts heads will not be removed for the American release. our favorite axe murderer, Jason (and once you think you've defeated him, he yanks out a shotgun!). version has different bosses, although some, like the large Chicken, remain the same. There are also various minigames to play between each level. some nasty Godzilla-like baddie (whose name is Garamoth, I think) has transported himself from 2 million BC is terrorizing things, and it's Kid Dracula to the rescue! There is also a skeleton-type guy named "The Cross-Eyed Creep"Vampires have been part of lore and legends throughout historyBy nature, vampires must have blood from others to survive. Vampires often make victims drink blood from their veins, thus infecting them. When they die, then that person would come back to life as a vampire. Vampires can only come out at night, as they are much weaker in daylight (as they cannot use many of their powers.) Unlike many vampire movies and novels, vampires do not burn into ash at sunlight. Garlic and crosses repell them, while holy water can inflict burns on vampires. Although they remain primarily in human form, they can also turn into a bat, a wolf, or turn into mist to float around freely.. In the lore it is said that, first, a stake must be driven into the heart of the vampire. Then, there are two methods to make sure that the vampire stays dead: (1) cut off the vampire's head, stuff the mouth with garlic and put it face down, or (2) throw the vampire, in its coffin, and sink it to the bottom of a body of water. When Count Dracula and his army of darkness began to cast a shadow over all of Europe, The Count knew that no mere mortal was a match for him, and thus set out to cover the world in darkness. He had gathered many followers and very little resistance. . Her powers were so strong, that the people of Romania feared her, One hundred years later, Dracula rose from his sleep with a plan. If he was defeated again, he would not sleep alone! He began reaking havok and kidnapped Annette, her sister Maria, a village Nun named Tara, and the village doctor's daughter named Iris. Too many innocents were involved, things did not look good. A Dark Priest named Shaft, was hungry for ultimate power and thought he could achieve this with the help of Dracula. did not survive the gash inflicted by gypsies under the influence of the Count's hyponotism. Not long later, a witch practicing black magic accidentally resurrected Elizabeth Bartley, one who was tried and convicted of being a vampire years before. She was, in fact, the niece of the Count Dracula, and decided to try to raise her uncle, John Morris.The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Death
It's as impenetrable as Margaret Thatcher with a vagina full of alum)), We all remember the classic tune "Sticky Hairy Earwax Surprise!").
so these days they're cracking him over the head with the butt of a Glock 9mm because he didn't come up with the $100 for his latest hit of heroin, Screenplay writers used to be delusional. They would cook up and then think to themselves, "Hey! Let's make a movie about going to the BEACH! "Little (Crack) House on the Prairie" where Laura has an incestuous affair with Charles. Mary Ingalls is still in the coma from falling out of the hayloft while the crude doctor is taking liberties with her unresponsive body. Charles' slaves are playing basketball at the old O'Shaughnessey barn with Dr. Dre blaring out the back of their stolen, low-riding horse-drawn carriage, while Albert, the gay white boy, eyes up their muscular, sweaty bodies.
