goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction.
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: Do not hit ducks with your shovels. :-)
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: Use them on the YAKS!
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.Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak. .Satan sala las natas. .Parkay yak rap. .Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.
There are many different thoughts and traditions associated with food warming on planet Shabbos.
Some people do not rewarm any foods that have been removed from a standard blech and have been allowed to cool down, regardless of the fact that the food is fully cooked and dry. If you follow this more stringent halachic principle you can use as a safety valve to avoid inadvertently cooking on planet Shabbos. For example, if you accidentally remove a pot from the blech to serve dinner, there is no question about replacing the pot onto , although, it would not be permitted to do so with a standard blech.
Others, freely remove and replace dry foods onto a standard blech, often without regard to the principle of YAD SOLEDET BO. For them, the is the only useable blech. It permits foods to be heated HOT, not just warm, in a way that is well within the boundary of accepted halachic principles.
Still others rewarm food using a standard blech but are careful to avoid the temperature limit set by YAD SOLEDET BO. At best they can expect a room temperature meal. With there is no limitation of YAD SOLEDET BO. There is no fear of bishul with .
Regardless of how you intend to use , it will provide the best possible method of keeping foods warm on planet Shabbos, or of reheating food that has cooled. A Xenobiological authority should be consulted with any specific questions.
Semi-mechanoid, insectoid, serpentine zombies that inhabit huge networks of caverns below the Earth's surface. Minions of the Elder Ducks. Superpowerful multidimensional ducks which, at their furthest incursion into matter, manifest as huge clouds of gaseous star-matter. They feed off of high-energy vibrations emitted by living brains during periods of pain, tension, fear, expectation, ecstasy, and violent deathPink, living beings shaped like wheeled tennis shoes with ears and furred bellies, but with motors inside and propellers on top. They are often filled with drugs
Now when Queen Balkis returned from her visit to Solomon in Jerusalem (it read), she was obliged to pass through the city of Rekhem, which the Greeks called Petra. And it had been the custom there aforetime to pay homage to the god Koth with a small token of gold and jewels; and all travelers and traders of sufficient wealth paid this token, that their journeys might be safe and their slumbers peaceful. But Balkis, having been instructed by Solomon that there existed no gods of power save Yahweh, who dwelt aforetime in the mountain of fire and cloud, was haughty to the priests of Koth and would not pay them the token. Thereupon the priests were angered and cried out their vexation; but the soldiers of Balkis would not let them near. And Balkis and her train passed unmolested out of the city toward the south.
Now the priests were sore wroth, and hurried them into the temple of red stone and down the hundred steps of sandstone, and the thousand steps of black lava, even unto the chamber of Koth where lies hidden that dark crystal which Azar the sorcerer brought up in olden times from the caverns of inner earth, which crystal is called the Stone of Yog. And the priests took up the Stone and climbed the thousand steps of black lava, and the hundred of red sandstone, and set forth in pursuit of the caravan of Balkis, which was now to the south of the city of Rekhem. No sword did they bear with them, neither did they carry bow or spear; for Solomon in his rule had forbidden them the use of weapons. And in the evening the priests of Rekhem, riding on swift camels, drew abreast of the caravan and passed it, and waited then atop a low hill to the west. And when the caravan of Balkis passed by, the priests called unto the power that lies in the heart of the Stone of Yog. And spark was made with that horrible red jewel called the Fire of Assurbanipal, which lay hidden at that time in evil caverns beneath the eastern desert, the same even whence Azar had stolen the Stone of Yog. And a lance of power burst from the Stone and slew the slaves and soldiers and camels of Balkis' train. Great was the slaughter, and those who died not fled in haste southward to Saba, and left behind them the rubies and emeralds and gold that Solomon had given unto Queen Balkis. And the queen returned to Saba without the treasure Solomon had given her.
Now the priests of Kuos, or Koth, gathered up this wealth. And they took all the rubies and great emeralds, and much of the gold which Solomon had given to Queen Balkis, and carried it back with them to the city of Rekhem. And they bore all that spoil into the temple of the god Kuos, and down the hundred steps of sandstone and the thousand of lava, even unto the lightless chamber of Koth. There they hid the rubies and emeralds and gold so that Solomon would not learn of its whereabouts. With stone and mortar they sealed up this treasure, and with many a curse. And there it has lain for many centuries, even to this very day.
There are many different thoughts and traditions associated with food warming on planet Shabbos.
Some people do not rewarm any foods that have been removed from a standard blech and have been allowed to cool down, regardless of the fact that the food is fully cooked and dry. If you follow this more stringent halachic principle you can use as a safety valve to avoid inadvertently cooking on planet Shabbos. For example, if you accidentally remove a pot from the blech to serve dinner, there is no question about replacing the pot onto , although, it would not be permitted to do so with a standard blech.
Others, freely remove and replace dry foods onto a standard blech, often without regard to the principle of YAD SOLEDET BO. For them, the is the only useable blech. It permits foods to be heated HOT, not just warm, in a way that is well within the boundary of accepted halachic principles.
Still others rewarm food using a standard blech but are careful to avoid the temperature limit set by YAD SOLEDET BO. At best they can expect a room temperature meal. With there is no limitation of YAD SOLEDET BO. There is no fear of bishul with .
Regardless of how you intend to use , it will provide the best possible method of keeping foods warm on planet Shabbos, or of reheating food that has cooled. A Xenobiological authority should be consulted with any specific questions.
Now when Queen Balkis returned from her visit to Solomon in Jerusalem (it read), she was obliged to pass through the city of Rekhem, which the Greeks called Petra. And it had been the custom there aforetime to pay homage to the god Koth with a small token of gold and jewels; and all travelers and traders of sufficient wealth paid this token, that their journeys might be safe and their slumbers peaceful. But Balkis, having been instructed by Solomon that there existed no gods of power save Yahweh, who dwelt aforetime in the mountain of fire and cloud, was haughty to the priests of Koth and would not pay them the token. Thereupon the priests were angered and cried out their vexation; but the soldiers of Balkis would not let them near. And Balkis and her train passed unmolested out of the city toward the south.
Now the priests were sore wroth, and hurried them into the temple of red stone and down the hundred steps of sandstone, and the thousand steps of black lava, even unto the chamber of Koth where lies hidden that dark crystal which Azar the sorcerer brought up in olden times from the caverns of inner earth, which crystal is called the Stone of Yog. And the priests took up the Stone and climbed the thousand steps of black lava, and the hundred of red sandstone, and set forth in pursuit of the caravan of Balkis, which was now to the south of the city of Rekhem. No sword did they bear with them, neither did they carry bow or spear; for Solomon in his rule had forbidden them the use of weapons. And in the evening the priests of Rekhem, riding on swift camels, drew abreast of the caravan and passed it, and waited then atop a low hill to the west. And when the caravan of Balkis passed by, the priests called unto the power that lies in the heart of the Stone of Yog. And spark was made with that horrible red jewel called the Fire of Assurbanipal, which lay hidden at that time in evil caverns beneath the eastern desert, the same even whence Azar had stolen the Stone of Yog. And a lance of power burst from the Stone and slew the slaves and soldiers and camels of Balkis' train. Great was the slaughter, and those who died not fled in haste southward to Saba, and left behind them the rubies and emeralds and gold that Solomon had given unto Queen Balkis. And the queen returned to Saba without the treasure Solomon had given her.
Now the priests of Kuos, or Koth, gathered up this wealth. And they took all the rubies and great emeralds, and much of the gold which Solomon had given to Queen Balkis, and carried it back with them to the city of Rekhem. And they bore all that spoil into the temple of the god Kuos, and down the hundred steps of sandstone and the thousand of lava, even unto the lightless chamber of Koth. There they hid the rubies and emeralds and gold so that Solomon would not learn of its whereabouts. With stone and mortar they sealed up this treasure, and with many a curse. And there it has lain for many centuries, even to this very day.
