Help ! I have a toilet that makes scary sounds when it's flushed. Greetings cadets! It is my pleasure to welcome you as a collaborator in our invasion of Earth. Please dont feel bad It wasnt you entering the mens washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to himI stumbled against the wall, and my vision was wavering. I saw the white towel expanding and contracting, floating down the hallway at what seemed like inches from my nose, then suddenly my vision would shift and the towel would be a mile away, impossibly far off. I heard her laughter teasing me, but as though through water, warped and unclear.cessories controls electrical hardware lubricants maintenance pumpsIt was a complex French lace with pattern of tiny roses entertwined with...a smoking pipe? prone to Elvis sightings, hallucinations, or making things up in order to get attention. Beta Alpha Psi Beta Eta asked her were these men or women? [Were their] sex organs the same as ours? She said, "No, some were missing." They didn't have thumbs, they had four different, she called them "tentacles", I think. Didn't have any fingernails. She then described how they had little things like suction cups on their fingertips. just kicking back with jesus packing my bong! I normally didn't kiss the women I fucked. Kissing was too much like affection, and I wasn't there for affection, sanitation for all. Why can we look through the walls of the alien's homes? Do they know that we're looking in at them like they live in a zoo?On a scale of fourteen to thirty two, with fourteen being absolute metaphysical impuritude, and thirty two being completely pure, how pure were they?Argh! It's the Vorlon! He's going to suck your brain out and eat it! You've got to run! Goooooo!We found the ruins and alcoholic beverages of a vast, ancient civilization... Hsok: Hi dude. What's up? Sheridan: Huh? Kosh? Is that you? Hsok: No, I'm Hsok, Kosh's old high school drinking buddy. Sheridan: You speak so clearly...I thought Vorlons were always vague. Hsok: No, that's Kosh. He's just a jerk. We made him promise not to do that eningmatic "I am superior" thing, but I guess that's just like the time he cheated at golf. "The ball has always been on the green" my ass! He's a big fat liar. (Sheridan flashes into a large bathroom stall where Kosh and Hsok are sipping bottled liquids through their encounter suits. The bottles have strange alien writing on them, with one letter that looks like a Z. A purple encounter-suited Vorlon pushes the door open and sticks his suit's head in. Sheridan notices the toilet paper roll has the squares roll out over the top) Purple Vorlon (angry): Get back to my gym class you slackers! And...my God! Are you drinking what I think you're drinking? Kosh (with a younger voice): Get out of my face man! Hsok: We should drink what we want! Purple Vorlon (ignoring Sheridan): Detention after school for both of you!Alien Abuctions, Greys, Implants, Crop Circles, Flying Discs, Roswell, Area 51... Tell us the Truth! World Top Secret: Our Earth IS Hollow!, approaches the door to the outerinsides of nothings all."With grateful acknowledgement to the Ministry of Information, Division of Films, of the Government of India, and to his highness the Maharajah of Mysore for their aid and co-operation in the production of this film".… Sabu… in Jungle Hell! Gee campsite composed of circled covered wagons (hey, that’s our idea!), a blurry shot of Indian dudes dancing (I think), a guy leading a water buffalo, a rather bogus looking "village," and, amazingly, back to the same shots of the campsite"We are in the country of mystics, magic and strange legends. This is the strangest, most unexplainable story of allThe drawings tell of "ancient, or prehistoric times, before man came to this country." Then we cut to a shot (I swear!) of a really bad flying saucer (!!)Alien beings "planted a substance, in India, and other places on Earth." Then, in an important moment, we cut to our first stock shot of an elephant. This is because elephants were chosen by the aliens to watch over the substanceThis, of course, highlights the fact that he’s an uncaring, heartless Commie bastard.