Zulodan is the floating head god of floating head gods. He is not he only floating head god and many of his peers dislike and make fun of his place in the pantheon of floating head gods. They also say he smells bad.
Welcome to episode one of Floating Head God Theater the new digital e-comic of the information super highway.  Our artist has choosen to portray our story without any use of words.  Here we see the Zulodan the floating head god deep in slumber. Don't they look so angelic when they're asleep? What could he be dreaming about? What does a god fantasize about? Perhapse he dreams of the future or perhaps his dreams become the future. Perhaps he dreams of deers and bunnyrabits and the fearsome sharktopus. Perhaps he haaaaas nightmares of being trapped by the feindish Neckstump-serpents of Golgotha. You will never know and I wont tell you. Why? BEcause your an idiot and your mom is a crappy lay.
The saucer people are an industrious race of aliens who live in space. They have an interstellar military empire bankrolled entirely by child pornography.  To be fair they are really classy, wel ldone, and have great production values. But it's still hardcore tentacle babyrape on camera.
Oh no! What is this?! It is one of the mysterious saucer-people who have bases within our hollow moon and control the vatican.  Many a worshiper of zulodan has ended up as fuel in their fearsome soul ovens. And yet here he is bargin on to Zulodan's Cliff of Groveling Supplications and Righteous Debasement without even knocking there by disturbing Zulodan's decade long napping.  He seems very anxious and is screaming Zulodan's name.  What could possibly motivate him to come here? Is it some great new threat agianst the universe? Does the Saucerman Empire wish to align it self with Zulodan?  What ever it is it must be preety important. I wonder what the saucer-man will say? What strange thought processes flow through the gelitane brains od these inscrutable extraterrestrials? We may never know.
The psychic death blast is a true performance art and originates from pre-histopric hyborea where it was developed by the fuzzy neck tribe of warrior fish-chicken-tank-people of the valey of acid lakes. This particualar technique is know as the Iron Girly Slap and is one of the earliest and least powerfull manevours.  Watch for more varied and spectacular psychic death blasts in future installments.
Well guess now I'll never know.  See, this is what all that converting nonmsense will get you. In my day we just killed non-believers and raped their wives and daughters.  Once we had bred them out they would be sacrificed over the course of several days.  But who was that strange saucer-man and what did he want?
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