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"Man," writes Loren Eisley, "is the Cosmic Orphan." He is the only creature in the universe who asks, Why? Other animals have instincts to guide them, but man has learned to ask questions. "Who am I?" he asks. "Why am I here? Where am I going?"
Here's the thing. This is Alt. It's the wild west of Usenet. There are nopolice hereThe Miracle Man(it's all good.)"I AM THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL" ."Mondo Cool. That's 20x KaMayaMaya." -"Kami""Trunks. Trunks." -FUNimation "Trunks" preview ad."Fuck you!" -Freezer of Anime LabsPiccolo: "KAMEHAMEHA!"Gokou: "Makankosappou!!!!"Vejita: "Dishwasher!!"Kuririn: "Destructo-Disc!!!!"Piccolo, Gokou and Vejita: "Destructo-what?"Kuririn: "Oh..uh..Kienzan!!!!!!!!""Girls ain't nothin but trouble.""He's The DJ. I'm the Rapper." -Fresh PrinceMr. Satan: "Is it okay for God to come down and party?"
Dende: "It's no problem."The King: "Yetti, destroy those men, they're very bad!!"Nappa: "We're Bad?"Vejita: "Well, a little.."*********************************************************** HIS HIGHNESS KAAZMANN LORD AND MASTER OF USENET *************************************************************** We are simple servants of his will *********Dear Lord, tell that to them> ::points at the monkeys jumping around in his ear::>> > the mismatching background and sometimes defunct mapping kinda> > takes away from the experience, the mohel 'keep the tip' joke was truly sick. I translated all the Yiddish phrases 1975? Oh wow.His first song was released ~1975.> No, but I'd like to see one of his concerts.> >Ever see him in concert? He's a riot!A gathering of angels appeared above my head >What are these stupid, illiterate, annoying bastards We're just telling it like it is, man.> Pot. Kettle. Pot.> >> > main (get_high) {apply(joint,lighter); do(toke) until high; return> >> > (stoned);> listserv command:\ poke(Russell B, in-eye(hard))--No relation to the Sarsparillas.--******BIRDS EATING CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!******** "transtainer" And then it began. Pigeons, and seagulls, began to> > descend> > > > upon
> > > > > > the dock> > > > > > > > >> >> : and attack the pieces of fried chicken--and then to> > attack> > > > one> > > > > > another!> > > > > > > > >> >> : They were fighting overthe Popeyes Chicken! Thebirds> > were> > > > > > fighting!> > > > > > > > >> >> :> > > > > > > > >> >> :Over *********CHICKEN***********!!!!!!!!!!#!!!!!!!1> > > > > > > > >>>> :> > > > > > > > >> >> :Chickensare ***********BIRDS******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!99> > AND> > > > > > BIRDS WERE NOT> > > > > > > > >> >> : ONLY ******EATING***** THEM BUT FIGHTING OVER> > > > THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> > > > > > > > >> >> :> > > > > > > > >> >> : And the signal-man told me that he does this EVERY> > > > > > DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> > You just gotta make it evil don't you. Now I have to go and shower.>> Can I wash your back?>> (just helping out those ugly usenet guys)It's been more than 1.8 minutes. I think they're finished up by now. (Afor effort though)> > "vomitorium vault"ot) fingers down her throat. No vomiting was actually seen or heard| I bought a house that was formerly inhabited by an alcoholic. In fact| the guy died right in the middle of the living room, in a pool of| alcohol, vomit and blood, from both his liver damage and after falling| off the upstairs balcony. Ahh, that is just like my car I bought from a habitual drunk! Had toremove and pressurewash the carpet! Dried vomit in the rear floorboard! Thecarpet came out of thecar looking grey, with green moldy spots. After a( good blast from the pressurewash, it was a bright, chocolate brown!(Buy some goth makeup, glow-in-the-darkshoelaces, and vinyl pants while you're there ;-) you might puke...(which, by the way will>produce a very strong aromatic puke, should this occur,, because, unbeknownst to her, beef tends to stay in the
>stomach longer before proceeding further thus absorbing maximum
>quantity of her digestive juices which adds to the smell, and
>experience tells me she'll have a large green salad with her steak>which will enhance color and bulk, plus a baked potato with lots of>sour cream which will further add to the pukey aroma as will the ice>cream also planned. If I play my cards right maybe I can get her to>drink some milk, tooIf she does end up needing
>to stop for a spew, the natural quality of this makes it all the more>sexy especially with the clothes she's laid out (the>ones where the rear center seam buries itself high between her cheeks
>:-) ),, and her hair>down, right in the line of fire of the puke!> Bill, bend over!> > THWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACK!!!!!! > ny'rl'thot'p Fluff Bunnies can certainly be annoying, but they at least are likely to
retain some level of belief as they grow.The magician must not only take responsibility to his/her actions, but> >must also at least recognize the dark side of their own humanity.>> you don't think that singing love songs to Kali is doing just this> latter work?Out of death comes life.almost everyone has a small shrine to Kali in their homes,but that almost no one worships Her openly. There are Kali cults, this I do notdeny."Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil
sometimes"
Say, this program won't let me turn off my computer, and it does wacky
things to other programs. And might I ask why my monitor bitches at me
afterwards? Not that I'm complaining.... I love the program (already sent it
to three people.)I LIEK ZYGOTES HE IS GRATEI called Loba Linda (she's cute with her pants off), and as it turns out, the
protron treatment doesn't work on diabetics.I have nightmares that I'll turn
> >> >>>on the TV and there's nothing BUT Shatner "singing" commercials
> >> >>>on. Please, folks, JUST STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bite me =P
You taste like rubber.....
"Now when they were going, behold some of the guard came into the city and showed unto the chief priests all the things that were done. And when they were assembled with the elders and had taken counsel, they gave much money unto the soldiers saying, Say ye, His disciples came by night and stole Him away while we slept. And if this come to the governor's ears, we will persuade him and secure you. So they took the money and did as they were taught and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day."
-David, Soul of Elysdeon
"Owner of 14 Maruchan points"
"Owner of 3 Obscure Reference (tm) points"
"Owner of one (very rare) Hexadecimal points!"
"Love and hate are the same thing. The former is aggresive and the
latter is passive"It's all still magic, but in one case it's magic that can be explained away.
When you get really blatant about the magic, it becomes vulgar. Think of it
this way. Reality knows you did something bad, but can't prove it in court.
In the dying days of the second millennium,
Sometime in the 1800's - I think it may have been somethingthat happened as a result of the Civil War - doctors got theirfirst opportunity to study the processes of human digestiondirectly. A soldier had been injured in a way that healed upwith an opening (fistula) from his stomach, out through his
side. They did things like dangle a chunk of meat on a string,
pulling it up at intervals to inspect what his digestive
juices had done to it. I don't know if the hole was big enough
to fuck, or whether he experienced any sensations at all
when they did things to his innards |
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