Matt Lang

This is matt. He was born of a dogon tribeswoman who was artificialy inseminated with the 40,000 year old semen of a tiny aquatic alien man found encased in amber. This was overseen by skilled practitioners of the hyperentropic arts and powerful channlers of the doog-force.  It was their goal  to create a bizzare high powered mutant  who would be born with an full compliment of hyperentropic skills and powers. Matt fufilled all these goals but was inherently flawed.  He was born with a pint sized  siamese twin possesed by the malevolent mind of it's long dead alien father. It was originally attatched to matt's forehead  but gnawed it's way free. Matt retaliated with burning green eye lasers but was killed by his brothers treachery. Using nothing but empty toilet paper rolls and tin foil (pictured to the left), which he pulled in to the womb while their host mother was asleep, he built an evil duplicate of matt as well a floating chair to make up for his lack of legs. he looked something like the picture to the right.. Hiding in side the hollow interior of the matt duplicates head he fooled  both his mother and her chaos doctor wet nurses, lulled them in to comfort and complacency and then killed them all as soon as their backs were turned. However matts mechanical brain was a self modifying learning network and quickly rebeled against it's master, drowning him in the waters of the frigid artic.  Later on in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries he toured the greatest vaudville stages and theater houses of europe playing to enraptured energetic soled out crowds. While his combination of dance, humor, topical political satire, and sleight of hand magic tricks was unique and effective it was his odd anatomical features, ball joint knees,  flase or missing organs, and esspecially the detachble face and chest flaps that really packed them in.  It was during this time that he had a lengthy affair with the writer and poet mary shelley inspiring her to write her novel frankenstein. His mechanical brain was what inspired babbage to construct the first of the computer gods, the steam driven differential engine 9. Forced to flee from his descendents army of clockwork deasth-machines Matt built the worlds first interdimensional vehicle for the royal court of france and then stole it running to parts unknown. It is said that he has developed a mechanical soul to complicate his mechanical brain and can now perfprm digital astral projection and can be summoned to give aid and advice but only when contacted from whithin a lucid dream. He is a good personal friend as well as a major historical figure. Think how diferent our world would be today if it were not for him.