Bats
This I heard from a Malkavian at a dinner party don't know what exactly she ment by it poking fun at Gangrel or not, well here it is any way enjoy.
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and
parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon
all
the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he
got
it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep but they
persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into
a
forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats
excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he
asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said
the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
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