Ode to the X-Girls

I'm proud to be a member
Of the fan club for The Boy
That Cosmo pic, that Speedo
Make us all just scream for joy

Lashes from the Flukeman
Or Wet Urkels make us crazy
If you ever drink a *Mulderscrew*
Things just might get hazy.

We know our David's purty
Better than Pitt, Gibson or Ford
He could read the phone book to us
And we never would get bored

Sometimes he seems to dress himself
In pajamas, bedsheets or sofas
But his talents are so obvious
It matters not what he does

We love to hear that girly scream
Our computers get *very turned on*
But we all agree that *on Friday*
We don't want X-Files to be gone

We have a lot of fun together
We share so many things
When Stargirl runs into a wall
I wonder if it stings?

We love to see that lower lip
Some thoughts would make us blush
And Blonde has now inspired us all
To do the Duchovny Crush

We range in age from *teens* on up
We cover a lot of stuff
When MSTie talks that 60's talk
We think it's really tough

Some of us own psycho cats
Some of us like to eat *icing*
When Gloria joins in on the fun
The conversation never needs spicing

Paula knows her movies
and Stegall is our *guide*
If we need expert assistance
MrsSpooky will provide

Linnea would love to know
That David likes wearing linen
Watching RSD4 or New Year's Day
Our hearts are really spinnin

So come one, come all and join us
We are so very cool
We are David's loyal followers
ALL THE X-GIRLS RULE!

~Star